This is just a rehash of older posts.
How to get amazing at TV guided missiles, the MACRO way:
1) Get a Logitech G15.
2) Map one of your keyboard keys to helicopter "shoot".
3) Map another one of your keyboard keys to "alternate fire".
3) Map a G key to the following sequence:
F2, alternate fire key, shoot shoot shoot shoot (just record "shoot" for roughly 4 seconds), F1
4) So anytime you are solo choppering, just hit the G key and aim with your mouse. When you destroy your target, the macro will switch you back into the pilot seat.
5) The beauty of this macro setup is that it will also work if you are in the gunner position with a pilot, the F2 and F1 commands will have no effect.
How to dolphin-dive/bunny-hop forever, the MACRO way:
1) Get a Logitech G15.
2) Map a G key to the following sequence:
Prone, Crouch, Jump, Prone, Prone, Crouch, Jump, Prone, Prone, (repeat the sequence Prone, Crouch, Jump, Prone, Prone for as long as you want).
3) When in doubt, tap this G key and you will be doing the Volx dance for the next X amount of seconds. Downside is that you can't stop it.
4) You can get creative with this and do the following (which I do in 1on1 hot situations where I have a pistol and the enemy has a DAO-12 etc):
Prone, Crouch, Prone, Crouch, Prone, Crouch etc (I currently have this setup for 5 second intervals).
How to win on the following maps almost all the time (At the start of the next round)?
Wake Island 2007 (USMC), Zatar Wetlands, Operation Clean Sweep (USMC), Daqing Oilfields, Dalian Plant, Kubra Dam, Fushe Pass (Full size map version), Taraba Quarry, Operation Smoke Screen, Operation Road Rage
1) Spawn at airfield as Sniper with M95.
2) Rush for the jet.
3) If another kid gets in, TK him with M95.
4) While in jet waiting for it to warm up, create a squad and invite all non-kids in there.
5) Use VoIP and tell them you are doing a "jet drop".
6) Depending on the map, fly to an important flagpoint and bail out.
7) If you invited the right people, then there should be 6 guys on that flagpoint now.
8) Start a Vote kick on the kid that got TK'd just to piss him/her off more.
How to not suck?
1) Don't play this game seriously.
2) Play it for recreational purposes.
3) If you join a squad and start hearing things over VoIP like "ok, advance on me", "cover my position", "check those corners", "I'm flashbanging this room, clear out", "Hold on, reloading, suppress the enemy with cover fire", it's time to leave the squad and switch teams. Why? Squads that operate like this ALWAYS FAIL. This is Battlefield 2, not Rainbow Six.
4) What should VoIP be used for? The following things are acceptable:
"defend flag X"
"spawn as AT at X to take out that armor"
"dont revive me, theres a tank next to my body"
"TK that gunner/pilot out of that chopper since he is acting stupid"
"lets go cap flag X"
"we need medic spawns now, tickets getting too close"
etc etc.
5) PLEASE for the love of Nyte, do NOT say "I'm flashbanging this room, clear out". In the time you say that, you'll already be dead and your flashbang will drop to the ground and it will blind me and the enemy kills me too. GG.
6) And PLEASE do NOT say "check those corners", that just sounds so stupid. If you want to say that kind of crap, GO PLAY RAINBOW SIX/GHOST RECON etc.
How to get amazing at TV guided missiles, the MACRO way:
1) Get a Logitech G15.
2) Map one of your keyboard keys to helicopter "shoot".
3) Map another one of your keyboard keys to "alternate fire".
3) Map a G key to the following sequence:
F2, alternate fire key, shoot shoot shoot shoot (just record "shoot" for roughly 4 seconds), F1
4) So anytime you are solo choppering, just hit the G key and aim with your mouse. When you destroy your target, the macro will switch you back into the pilot seat.
5) The beauty of this macro setup is that it will also work if you are in the gunner position with a pilot, the F2 and F1 commands will have no effect.
How to dolphin-dive/bunny-hop forever, the MACRO way:
1) Get a Logitech G15.
2) Map a G key to the following sequence:
Prone, Crouch, Jump, Prone, Prone, Crouch, Jump, Prone, Prone, (repeat the sequence Prone, Crouch, Jump, Prone, Prone for as long as you want).
3) When in doubt, tap this G key and you will be doing the Volx dance for the next X amount of seconds. Downside is that you can't stop it.
4) You can get creative with this and do the following (which I do in 1on1 hot situations where I have a pistol and the enemy has a DAO-12 etc):
Prone, Crouch, Prone, Crouch, Prone, Crouch etc (I currently have this setup for 5 second intervals).
How to win on the following maps almost all the time (At the start of the next round)?
Wake Island 2007 (USMC), Zatar Wetlands, Operation Clean Sweep (USMC), Daqing Oilfields, Dalian Plant, Kubra Dam, Fushe Pass (Full size map version), Taraba Quarry, Operation Smoke Screen, Operation Road Rage
1) Spawn at airfield as Sniper with M95.
2) Rush for the jet.
3) If another kid gets in, TK him with M95.
4) While in jet waiting for it to warm up, create a squad and invite all non-kids in there.
5) Use VoIP and tell them you are doing a "jet drop".
6) Depending on the map, fly to an important flagpoint and bail out.
7) If you invited the right people, then there should be 6 guys on that flagpoint now.
8) Start a Vote kick on the kid that got TK'd just to piss him/her off more.
How to not suck?
1) Don't play this game seriously.
2) Play it for recreational purposes.
3) If you join a squad and start hearing things over VoIP like "ok, advance on me", "cover my position", "check those corners", "I'm flashbanging this room, clear out", "Hold on, reloading, suppress the enemy with cover fire", it's time to leave the squad and switch teams. Why? Squads that operate like this ALWAYS FAIL. This is Battlefield 2, not Rainbow Six.
4) What should VoIP be used for? The following things are acceptable:
"defend flag X"
"spawn as AT at X to take out that armor"
"dont revive me, theres a tank next to my body"
"TK that gunner/pilot out of that chopper since he is acting stupid"
"lets go cap flag X"
"we need medic spawns now, tickets getting too close"
etc etc.
5) PLEASE for the love of Nyte, do NOT say "I'm flashbanging this room, clear out". In the time you say that, you'll already be dead and your flashbang will drop to the ground and it will blind me and the enemy kills me too. GG.
6) And PLEASE do NOT say "check those corners", that just sounds so stupid. If you want to say that kind of crap, GO PLAY RAINBOW SIX/GHOST RECON etc.
Alpha as fuck.
