What's the 3 things women can do that men can't
1, Give Birth
2, Bleed for a week with out dying
3, Bury a bone without digging a hole
A blind man walks into a bar picks his guide dog up and spins it round his head 3 times puts the dog down and goes to the bar
The barman says "what were you doing then" and the blind man says "Oh just having a look round"
There is a man sitting in a bar, he keeps spitting on the floor and saying fuck she can drive, fuck she can drive. The barman says "what's up mate" and the man replies
" I was hitchhiking from Scarborough to Whitby, when a beautiful lady in a farrari pulls over and offered me a lift, we got talking about her car, and she said " I can drive this car round dead man's curve at 40mph" " no no not possible everyone has to slow to 20mph to get round that corner" I said, so the lady said "ok I'll make a bet with you, we drive round dead man's curve at 40mph if we crash and both survive then you can have sex with me everyday for the rest of our lives and if we make it round dead mans curve then you have to shave off your pubes and eat them in a sandwich"
Man spit's on thr floor and says "FUCK SHE CAN DRIVE"
Q, How do you get pickachu on a fire
A, Poke im on
Really sick one my 14 year olsd cousin told me (man kids grow up too quick)
Q,Whats the best thing about 25 year olds
A, there is 20 of them
Sorry to all the Jocks but I like this one
Q, What do you call a Scotsman in the 2nd round of the world cup
A, REF
1, Give Birth
2, Bleed for a week with out dying
3, Bury a bone without digging a hole
A blind man walks into a bar picks his guide dog up and spins it round his head 3 times puts the dog down and goes to the bar
The barman says "what were you doing then" and the blind man says "Oh just having a look round"
There is a man sitting in a bar, he keeps spitting on the floor and saying fuck she can drive, fuck she can drive. The barman says "what's up mate" and the man replies
" I was hitchhiking from Scarborough to Whitby, when a beautiful lady in a farrari pulls over and offered me a lift, we got talking about her car, and she said " I can drive this car round dead man's curve at 40mph" " no no not possible everyone has to slow to 20mph to get round that corner" I said, so the lady said "ok I'll make a bet with you, we drive round dead man's curve at 40mph if we crash and both survive then you can have sex with me everyday for the rest of our lives and if we make it round dead mans curve then you have to shave off your pubes and eat them in a sandwich"
Man spit's on thr floor and says "FUCK SHE CAN DRIVE"
Q, How do you get pickachu on a fire
A, Poke im on
Really sick one my 14 year olsd cousin told me (man kids grow up too quick)
Q,Whats the best thing about 25 year olds
A, there is 20 of them
Sorry to all the Jocks but I like this one
Q, What do you call a Scotsman in the 2nd round of the world cup
A, REF
Last edited by Jinto-sk (2006-08-02 09:49:04)