What do you do when you get frustrated while playing BF2?

2006-08-04 14:25:02

#1

Noobzorz: You are what you eat.; +8|6956

You've all had it happen.

You're just coming off a 97-2 round with 107% accuracy (all headshots, naturally, and some great work on the TOW to bust up those tanks), and you decide that you're looking for a change of venue (server).

You play on some 24/7 Mashtuur or the like, and your first shot (aimed directly at the enemy face) somehow does a 180 and TKs your squad leader. You round a corner with the shotgun, an enemy squad is facing in the other direction, your mouse spazzes, and you wind up looking backwards and getting pumped full of lead. The 4-17 K-D noob nails you with three consecutives headshots. Basically, you're getting messed up, and it's so ridiculous, so extensive, that it stopped being funny after you spawned inside an artillery blast for the third time.

Basically, sometimes shit happens, and the way I deal with it is to yell and scream and type angry messages into the server before disconnecting and going outside for a bike ride or something. How do you guys deal with situations that induce burning hatred of life, the universe, and everything?

2006-08-04 14:27:48

#2

Lucien: Fantasma Parastasie; +1,451|7131

punchbag. 1 meter 73 to my left.

and CS:S zombie mod

2006-08-04 14:28:02

#3

Paco_the_Insane: Phorum Phantom; +244|7122|Ohio

switch teams. 95% of the time my pwnage is based on how good my team is. If they are really bad and cant take a base, ill be stuck doing it my self and die quite a bit, but if my team is good, i can get to the action better, and with armor support, do much better.

2006-08-04 14:28:15

#4

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|7075|Seattle

I haven't rode a bike in 15 years. lmao! This happens to me every round I play. I'm used to it now.

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2006-08-04 14:29:49

#5

brome: brap.; +244|7065|Accidental, TK

Same as you I think, make orgasmic noises and try to think of new ways to swear without getting kicked for bad language- although that usually ends up happening anyway. If I get really pissed off I will go and do something *gasp*

In fact not 20 minutes ago i spent 2 minutes chuting from a flaming blackhawk only to land right in the centre of an artillery strike. humph. I don't think the people typing "owned" really helped either

2006-08-04 14:32:51

#6

jord: Member; +2,382|7156|The North, beyond the wall.

Punch something near to me,be it a person or my computer.

2006-08-04 14:33:57

#7

Daaaveee: Member; +3|7064

ALT+F4

i do a bit of browsing to take my mind of my/my teamates stupidity then go back on again.

2006-08-04 14:34:01

#8

Emil: Teh strogg!; +205|6957|Trondheim, Norway

says a lot of ugly words, and hopes the lag get cursed so that it cant lag anymore (usually lags makes me angry, almost as ur second reason)!

2006-08-04 14:34:13

#9

viserov: Member; +9|7151|Atlanta

Punch my roommate

2006-08-04 14:35:54

#10

Defiance: Member; +438|7148

brome wrote:
humph. I don't think the people typing "owned" really helped either

Some people redefine "cockmonkey."

2006-08-04 14:38:42

#11

Daaaveee: Member; +3|7064

Defiance wrote:
brome wrote:
humph. I don't think the people typing "owned" really helped either
Some people redefine "cockmonkey."

http://www.cockmonkey.tk/ haha!

2006-08-04 14:42:23

#12

GhostStalker0: I like pie; +29|6955|San Diego, CA

Probably just leave the server and go find a better one.

2006-08-04 16:42:41

#13

Sarrk: O-O-O A-O A; +788|7133|Brisbane, Australia

Rage Quit

Then proceed to play SF

SF Cures all

either that, or Ill just go rape some bots on CS:S [I dont have online ;_;]

2006-08-04 16:46:59

#14

R3v0LuT!oN: Member; +22|7144|United States

I usually leave the server, find another, and smoke a bowl while loading. Does the trick.

2006-08-04 18:17:38

#15

t0mhank5: Member; +319|7189|Surge

yell at my computer very loudly, then feel embarrassed because my neighbor probably heard it and thinks im fucking crazy.

edit: oh, and its always a laugh to strap 5 C4's to a loaded black hawk on the carrier and blow it to hell. then leave after the shit storm of 'zOMG NOOB STPO TKMG IM TELLING MUM!'

Last edited by t0mhank5 (2006-08-04 18:21:09)

2006-08-04 18:19:09

#16

SteikeTa: Member; +153|7225|Norway/Norwegen/ Norge/Noruega

Tk the commander.

No just kidding

2006-08-04 18:20:28

#17

S3v3N: lolwut?; +685|6996|Montucky

insert nicotine into my system.. or switch teams or find a server with less smacktards/asshats that inhabit it.

oh and here is some spam..

https://www.spam-uk.com/images/BlackPepperCan.jpg

2006-08-04 18:26:38

#18

jjgrant: Member; +0|6953

pick my nose whilst crying
oooohhhh tk'ng the commander i like that......

team swapping sounds the best though

nnnnaaaahhh i will just pick my nose i think

2006-08-04 18:28:05

#19

iNeedUrFace4Soup: fuck it; +348|7023

I fired a laser missile at a jeep and hit the hotel roof in oman killing 3 teammates...who all punished. I also fired a normal missile from the SU at an F-35b...which found 2 of my teammates...on the ground. Both in the same round. Cue swearing.

2006-08-04 18:29:30

#20

Cobra4545: Jizz in my pants; +54|6956|Vancouver, USA

I start madly cussing and banging my hands on the computer desk. I'm a real caveman is basically what I'm saying.

2006-08-04 18:34:26

#21

InnerMonkey: Member; +62|7196

I'll cuss it for a while, but if after a few rounds I'm still mad, then I remind myself that it's a game and should be entertaining. Then, I quit the game and find something else to do.

2006-08-04 19:01:24