How long have you spent waiting for a medic...

2006-08-04 16:53:27

#1

Entertayner: Member; +826|7049

How long have you spent waiting for a medic? To find this out just go onto your stats and times your deaths by 15 mine is:

11,295 x 15 = 169425 seconds which is about 47 hours let's see who has the highest they might even get a cookie

2006-08-04 16:55:30

#2

Bevo: Nah; +718|6999|Austin, Texas

It would be even longer, because of the time that you waited for a medic and he actually(omgrly?) came and revived you.

2006-08-04 17:00:49

#3

Capt. Foley: Member; +155|7066|Allentown, PA, USA

You do know that sometimes you are automaticly given a death, like when a AT round hits you in the face, or when you die in a viechal.

2006-08-04 17:34:00

#4

ZombieDog[p7]: Member; +0|7185

Capt. Foley is correct. Luckily there is an easy way to get the time you sit around reviveable. Subtract the total time listed in the Kit section from your total time played. Since you lose your kit when you are reviveable, the time you are sitting there doesn't add to any kit. (Apparently when you die outright they still add to the kit time.)

So Entertainer, you have waited 22:35:14.

2006-08-04 17:36:43

#5

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7240

Was it in Joint Ops where you could wait an insane amount of time for a medic if you wanted to?

2006-08-04 17:47:08

#6

MoChief: Member; +67|7080

This is almost depressing to think about. I have over 20k deaths.

That's a whole lot of time waiting around. I suppose that's why I looooove being in a J10 on wake or dalian and spend my time making others wait for a medic rather than me.

Mmmm.... J10. It's almost better than sex.

J10 ftw.

2006-08-04 17:54:52

#7

maestrium: Member; +13|6963|Arizona

About 8 hours for me... lol

2006-08-04 17:59:52

#8

Entertayner: Member; +826|7049

Let's find volx's....

65,037 x 15 = 975555 or about 270 hours! ha ha ha

2006-08-04 18:01:11

#9

Eugefunk84: Member; +48|7012

a j10 will nvr b better than sex

sex FTW!

2006-08-04 20:04:57

#10

DesertFox-: The very model of a modern major general; +796|7163|United States of America

The players who are lucky enough to be on my team got it made. I revive these bastards outta nowhere and yet whenever I need one in any other server, there is no one within a quarter mile.

2006-08-04 20:11:20

#11

jamiet757: Member; +138|7100

MoChief wrote:
Mmmm.... J10. It's almost better than sex.

J10 ftw.

I don't know what kind of manly, obese whore-mongering spider monkeys you have been having sex with, but sex is WAYYYY better than a digital aircraft in an online computer game...

bitches

2006-08-04 20:11:52

#12

TheDoctor: The Original BF2 Timelord; +51|7012|Australia

i hate it when you die and call for a medic, then some medic comes along looks down at you. You call again then the cockhead walks off.

2006-08-04 20:33:18

#13

Mj.Blindfisch: Bulletdrop-Buddha; +338|7175|Germany

A more important question: How many times have you died because you ran after a medic/support who didn't do his work at all?

Sometimes I wonder why these idiots even play medic/support - if you are not helping anybody you can be assault aswell.

Today there were a lot of these lazy bums around,do they check the minimap at all?
The next medic/support who runs away from me while I'm shouting need medic!/need ammo! a dozen times gets a .308 round in the back of his stupid n00bhead.
Same goes for the retards that wait until you are 2 meters away from the FAV and then drive off despite your screams for a pickup.

Last edited by Mj.Blindfisch (2006-08-04 20:36:45)

2006-08-04 20:36:29

#14

Mr.Casual: p-n*|3eergogglz; +136|6987|Minnesota eh

EntertaineR_06 wrote:
Let's find volx's....

65,037 x 15 = 975555 or about 270 hours! ha ha ha

so thats 270 hours of sitting on ur chair, when u could be solvein the worlds problems, like clogged toilets, i still cant believe they have soulved that yet

2006-08-04 20:51:00

#15

jamiet757: Member; +138|7100

Mr.Casual wrote:
like clogged toilets, i still cant believe they have soulved that yet

they have....dont shit so much

or dont use as much tp, one square per person please!

bitches

2006-08-04 20:55:02

#16

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7240

jamiet757 wrote:
Mr.Casual wrote:
like clogged toilets, i still cant believe they have soulved that yet
one square per person please!

bitches

You never spent two weeks in the field eating MRE's, only to go out Friday night when you get back a drink an ass load of booze then eat a ton of Taco Bell before you pass out. One square........Pfffftttt. Try one roll.

2006-08-04 20:57:44

#17

cablecopulate: Member; +449|7216|Massachusetts.

What the fuck can you do with one square? Nothing. One square is for wiping piss that dribbled onto the toilet rim. Wiping ass requires reinforcements. Literally. You don't want a finger going through the paper.

2006-08-04 20:59:04

#18

jamiet757: Member; +138|7100

cablecopulate wrote:
What the fuck can you do with one square? Nothing. One square is for wiping piss that dribbled onto the toilet rim. Wiping ass requires reinforcements. Literally. You don't want a finger going through the paper.

hahaha tru dat i use about half a roll for fear of getting the poopy on my hands....ew get outta that

2006-08-04 21:00:27

#19

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7240

Wow. This thread took a very wrong turn.

2006-08-04 21:06:23

#20

cablecopulate: Member; +449|7216|Massachusetts.

I win.

2006-08-04 21:06:45

#21

jamiet757: Member; +138|7100

mr. casual brought toilets into the picture...i just elaborated

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