BF2S Forums New Ribbons! its confimed... more useless eyecandy

OrangeHound wrote:

Flonster wrote:

found them on a bf2-related website..

It is good form to post the link to the original work, so that credit can be given to the person who did all the hard work in creating these.  Otherwise, it looks as if you did the hard work.

Last edited by Use0fWeapons (2006-07-28 07:01:45)

Use0fWeapons wrote:

http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/8028 … bonqo9.png  BF2 Gold swimming proficiency ribbon.

Awarded for making it out to the carrier on wake island, and nicking something.

Flonster wrote:

Found on Bf2idiots.com


http://donatreides.com/bf2idiots/bus.jpg "Bus Stop" Ribbon

Awarded to soldiers who stand clueless waiting for that vehicle that never comes... 


http://donatreides.com/bf2idiots/deck.jpg "Deck Swabber "Ribbon 

Awarded to soldiers who stand on the aircraft carrier waiting for a jet, chopper, or low-flying seagull to whisk them away to the islands rather than risk getting wet in one of those plentiful "boats" - they're icky


http://donatreides.com/bf2idiots/daisy.jpg "Driving Miss Daisy" Ribbon

This award is given to soldiers who beckon teammates into a vehicle then proceed to give them a scenic tour of the country. For some inexpliciable reason they are determined to go in the opposite direction of the flag/combat/anything of interest. And, by the time you figure out that you accidently hopped on Happy Larry's Magic Bus Tour, you're at least 2 minutes away from where you thought you were going. Are we there yet? 


http://donatreides.com/bf2idiots/camping.jpg "Eagle Scout" Ribbon 

This award is given to soldiers who sit patiently as their fellow soldiers fall dead around them because that helicopter should respawn in 37.2 seconds. Also seen camping for tanks, APCs, jets, and StarWars tickets. 


http://donatreides.com/bf2idiots/medic.jpg "Florence Nightengale"Ribbon 

Awarded to Medics who attempt to revive the enemy soldiers. Keep trying, I think I saw him twitch. 


http://donatreides.com/bf2idiots/hk.jpg "Hellen Keller" Ribbon

for Friendly Mine/Claymore Detection  This award is given to those soldiers adept at finding friendly mines and claymores. Kudos to you, solider.


http://donatreides.com/bf2idiots/bunny.jpg Peter Cottontail "Combat Bravery" Ribbon
 
This award is given to those who like to stay above the action through bunny-hopping. Aim high, soldier. Aim high.


http://donatreides.com/bf2idiots/parachute.jpg "Ripcord Whack-a-mole" Ribbon 

Awarded for hitting every key on the keyboard except the parachute key.


http://donatreides.com/bf2idiots/stevie.jpg "Stevie Wonder Aviation" Ribbon  (this is my favourite)

Awarded for aviation skills demonstrated in combat without the use of eyesight. Usually awarded posthumously


http://donatreides.com/bf2idiots/resistance.jpg "Viva La Resistance!" Ribbon 

Awarded for running full-speed at a tank with a pistol 


http://donatreides.com/bf2idiots/weapons.jpg "Weapons Malfunction" Ribbon 

Awarded for emptying an entire clip at the enemy and hitting nothing, while the enemy proceeds to beat you to death with your own helmet 


http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/3687/c … bonze3.png "Enemy weather" ribbon

Awarded for spending 80% of the battle on your back spotting clouds [thanky Use0fWeapons]




found them on a bf2-related website..

DSRTurtle wrote:

Or for swimming from the carrier to anywhere and capping a flag on Gulf of Oman or Wake or Dalian Plant.