What's the funniest way you got promoted?

2006-08-04 08:17:00

#26

Kung Jew: That one mod; +331|7222|Houston, TX

ATV Bowling for insurgents.

Picked up the 7-10 split and the 10 pin netted me a promo.

(For those who aren't golfers, I ran over two insurgents with the quadbike and got promoted)

KJ

For the poster below: I'm fully aware of which sport is which. Please view the movie "The Big Lebowski".

2006-08-04 09:02:41

#27

seymorebutts443: Ready for combat; +211|7072|Belchertown Massachusetts, USA

not golfing numnuts thats bowling.

PKM whored.

2006-08-04 09:06:20

#28

Drexor: Member; +33|7090|Denmark

i got into a server, had not been playing for a while and like 1 or 2 patches had been released meanwhile. so i entered the server and i got like this massive lag.... then all of the sudden BING BING a promotion and 2 medals... and then the game went smove on..... wierd thing

2006-08-04 09:11:58

#29

Cbass: Kick His Ass!; +371|7171|Howell, Mi USA

URE_DED wrote:
I MINED an Attack Heli capping a flag I spawned at. 2 Kills, Flag defend, and promotion.

Laughed my head off at the noobs landing to do that.

Did u do that last night on Dalian? i had this douche bag pilot who landed at a flag surrounded by AT mines and killed us both. I didn't see if the guy was promoted though.

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2006-08-04 09:47:58

#30

URE_DED: BF2s US Server Admin; +76|7095|inside the recesses of your...

Cbass wrote:
URE_DED wrote:
I MINED an Attack Heli capping a flag I spawned at. 2 Kills, Flag defend, and promotion.

Laughed my head off at the noobs landing to do that.
Did u do that last night on Dalian? i had this douche bag pilot who landed at a flag surrounded by AT mines and killed us both. I didn't see if the guy was promoted though.

LOL...it WAS on Dalian, but about six months ago. No, mine was sweeter. The mines weren't there - but the heli was when I spawned. I snuck up and placed the mines against the wheels hoping they'd roll just a bit.

Sho 'nuff, they did. Sorry about your luck though. If those mines were already there, that pilot was a complete tard. Especially when you can just freaking HOVER and cap it.....

2006-08-04 09:52:40

#31

Jim_Bred: Member; +15|6978

all of mine have been killing people, nothing exciting

my next advancement is a few days away hopefully something fun happens

2006-08-04 09:54:37

#32

ZCor3x: Member; +46|7047|Pennsylvania

DonFck wrote:
jkohlc wrote:
cablecopulate wrote:
By killing a guy.

2006-08-04 09:55:07

#33

Shadow893: lel; +75|7169|England

DonFck wrote:
jkohlc wrote:
cablecopulate wrote:
By killing a guy.

2006-08-08 10:38:50

#34

BigmacK: Back from the Dead.; +628|7227|Chicago.

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Knifed an enemy commander only to be knifed myself.

2006-08-08 10:50:57

#35

Cbass: Kick His Ass!; +371|7171|Howell, Mi USA

URE_DED wrote:
Cbass wrote:
URE_DED wrote:
I MINED an Attack Heli capping a flag I spawned at. 2 Kills, Flag defend, and promotion.

Laughed my head off at the noobs landing to do that.
Did u do that last night on Dalian? i had this douche bag pilot who landed at a flag surrounded by AT mines and killed us both. I didn't see if the guy was promoted though.
LOL...it WAS on Dalian, but about six months ago. No, mine was sweeter. The mines weren't there - but the heli was when I spawned. I snuck up and placed the mines against the wheels hoping they'd roll just a bit.

Sho 'nuff, they did. Sorry about your luck though. If those mines were already there, that pilot was a complete tard. Especially when you can just freaking HOVER and cap it.....

oh lol thats cool.

that part of my story isn't even the half of it. We were on PLA and had all flags but the maintenance building. And of course every USMC player was spawning in the barn there. My dumbass pilot flies inside the barn as im spaming "negative" and he lands us on the mines. i think thats the first time iv ever been shot at by every enemy player in the game.

2006-08-08 11:21:52

#36

13rin: Member; +977|6956

I got a rank when I killed a guy while attempting to cap a flag. As I was about to hit the print screen button I noticed that I was 300ft in the air dead via artlry. Not as good as the above story though.

I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something. - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.

2006-08-08 13:09:21

#37

[CANADA]_Zenmaster: Pope Picard II; +473|7222

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Killing friend and squad-mate when I got autoed to other team. I got good conduct out of it. Die bitch!

Last edited by [CANADA]_Zenmaster (2006-08-08 13:10:42)

2006-08-08 13:15:21

#38

Ben>You: Member; +90|7003

stryyker wrote:
shockpaddling a dolphindiver

I remember that..

Running over 4 people crowded around some dead body with a forklift.

2006-08-08 13:17:56

#39

Bratwurstschnecke: Member; +77|7153|respawn screen

I've been working months for my 50k promotion and got it with a stupid neutralize assist, BAH!
I get the prize for the most boring way of promotion

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