Really the whole movie of Swingers is quoteable....so here is a link to a site lol
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117802/quotes
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117802/quotes
........and that was the second time i got crabs - Super Troopers
Shut the fuck up Donny!! - The big Lebowski
Shut the fuck up Donny!! - The big Lebowski
One of the best from Swingers....
Trent: Hey! What're you kicking me for? You want me to ask? All right, I'll ask! Ma'am, where do the high school girls hang out in this town?
And another.....
Mike: Look, we're gonna spend half the night driving around the Hills looking for this one party and you're going to say it sucks and we're all gonna leave and then we're gonna go look for this other party. But all the parties and all the bars, they all suck. I spend half the night talking to some girl who's looking around the room to see if there's somebody else who's more important she should be talking to. And it's like I'm supposed to be all happy 'cause she's wearing a backpack, you know? And half of them are just nasty skanks who wouldn't be nothing except they're surrounded by a bunch of drunken horny assholes. And I'm gonna tell you something T. Are you listening?
Trent: Yeah, I'm listening.
Mike: I'm not gonna be one of those assholes. Alright? It just makes me sick. It's like, some nasty skank who isn't half the woman my girlfriend is, is gonna front me? It makes me want to fuckin' puke!
Trent: Hey! What're you kicking me for? You want me to ask? All right, I'll ask! Ma'am, where do the high school girls hang out in this town?
And another.....
Mike: Look, we're gonna spend half the night driving around the Hills looking for this one party and you're going to say it sucks and we're all gonna leave and then we're gonna go look for this other party. But all the parties and all the bars, they all suck. I spend half the night talking to some girl who's looking around the room to see if there's somebody else who's more important she should be talking to. And it's like I'm supposed to be all happy 'cause she's wearing a backpack, you know? And half of them are just nasty skanks who wouldn't be nothing except they're surrounded by a bunch of drunken horny assholes. And I'm gonna tell you something T. Are you listening?
Trent: Yeah, I'm listening.
Mike: I'm not gonna be one of those assholes. Alright? It just makes me sick. It's like, some nasty skank who isn't half the woman my girlfriend is, is gonna front me? It makes me want to fuckin' puke!
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Joe Pesci from Casino:
I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning ill get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your fuckin' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again. 'Cause I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.
I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning ill get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your fuckin' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again. 'Cause I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.
Bad News Bears:
My dad says the only people who put ketchup on hot dogs are mental patients, and Texans.
My dad says the only people who put ketchup on hot dogs are mental patients, and Texans.
Wedding Crashers:
"You know what Im thinking...maybe Im a little fucking crazy, maybe Jeremy is a little nuts!"
"God knows what happened to that little kitten you got her, I know she didnt keep it, and I know your not raising that God damn thing."
Something like that anyway lol
"You know what Im thinking...maybe Im a little fucking crazy, maybe Jeremy is a little nuts!"
"God knows what happened to that little kitten you got her, I know she didnt keep it, and I know your not raising that God damn thing."
Something like that anyway lol
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"Are you a peter puffer " " Do you like to suck dick, Boy"
" I bet you're the type guy to fuck a man in the ass and not give him the god damn decency of a reach around "
" I bet you're the type guy to fuck a man in the ass and not give him the god damn decency of a reach around "
Bad Boys:
-Ho, what did I say? Did you hear what I said? I heard what I said 'cause I was standing there when I said it.
-Marcus Burnett: Hey man where-where-where's your cup holder?
Mike Lowrey: I don't have one.
Marcus Burnett: What the f- w'you mean you don't have one? Eighty thousand dollars for this car and you ain't got no damn cup holder?
Mike Lowrey: It's $105,000 and this happens to be one of the fastest production cars on the planet. Zero to sixty in four seconds, sweetie. It's a limited edition.
Marcus Burnett: You damn right it's limited. No cup holder, no back seat. Just a shiny dick with two chairs in it. I guess we the balls just draggin' the fuck along.
-Mike Lowrey: What the hell are you doin'?
Marcus Burnett: Keepin' my shit quick.
Mike Lowrey: Oh, I see. You aren't gettin any at home, so you got a lot of extra energy. Go ahead, burn it off.
-Theresa Burnett: And you don't even have your wedding ring on.
Marcus Burnett: Damn. Um. Naw Naw I went undercover. And it uh required the taking off of the ring that's all for a second. But I got the ring, look I just put my hand in my pocket cos that's where it was and its right back on baby.
[sighs]
Damn. Can I get a pillow?
Bad Boys II:
-We ride together, we die together. Bad boys for life.
-Dan Marino should definitely buy this car. Well not this one, cause I'm gonna fuck this one up. But he should get one just like it.
-It ain't exactly a pool, man. It's like a big-ass puddle wrapped in blue plastic.
-Marcus Burnett: [on seeing a rat] Oh, shit. These ain't normal rats.
Mike Lowery: What my partner means is that these are a special breed called umm...
Marcus Burnett: Big motherfuckers.
-Marcus Burnett: Mike! There's a papa rat humping the shit out of this mama rat. No, he's straight pile-driving her!
Mike Lowrey: Now how is that information gonna help me do my job?
Marcus Burnett: They fuck just like us!
-Marcus Burnett: [about Mike] Motherfucker shot me in the ass, man.
Mike Lowery: Who shot you in the ass?
Marcus Burnett: Who? That "who" would be you.
Mike Lowery: Me? I shot you? I mean, I'm not saying I didn't shoot you. I did a lot of shooting. But I ain't saying I shot you in the ass...
[looks]
Mike Lowery: But damn! Somebody shot you in the ass!
Marcus Burnett: Tell me about it.
-Marcus Burnett: My ass stills hurts from what you did to it the other night.
Mike Lowery: Hey, it got rough. We got caught up in the moment, shit got crazy. You know how I get.
Marcus Burnett: When you popped me from behind I think you damaged some nerves
-Ho, what did I say? Did you hear what I said? I heard what I said 'cause I was standing there when I said it.
-Marcus Burnett: Hey man where-where-where's your cup holder?
Mike Lowrey: I don't have one.
Marcus Burnett: What the f- w'you mean you don't have one? Eighty thousand dollars for this car and you ain't got no damn cup holder?
Mike Lowrey: It's $105,000 and this happens to be one of the fastest production cars on the planet. Zero to sixty in four seconds, sweetie. It's a limited edition.
Marcus Burnett: You damn right it's limited. No cup holder, no back seat. Just a shiny dick with two chairs in it. I guess we the balls just draggin' the fuck along.
-Mike Lowrey: What the hell are you doin'?
Marcus Burnett: Keepin' my shit quick.
Mike Lowrey: Oh, I see. You aren't gettin any at home, so you got a lot of extra energy. Go ahead, burn it off.
-Theresa Burnett: And you don't even have your wedding ring on.
Marcus Burnett: Damn. Um. Naw Naw I went undercover. And it uh required the taking off of the ring that's all for a second. But I got the ring, look I just put my hand in my pocket cos that's where it was and its right back on baby.
[sighs]
Damn. Can I get a pillow?
Bad Boys II:
-We ride together, we die together. Bad boys for life.
-Dan Marino should definitely buy this car. Well not this one, cause I'm gonna fuck this one up. But he should get one just like it.
-It ain't exactly a pool, man. It's like a big-ass puddle wrapped in blue plastic.
-Marcus Burnett: [on seeing a rat] Oh, shit. These ain't normal rats.
Mike Lowery: What my partner means is that these are a special breed called umm...
Marcus Burnett: Big motherfuckers.
-Marcus Burnett: Mike! There's a papa rat humping the shit out of this mama rat. No, he's straight pile-driving her!
Mike Lowrey: Now how is that information gonna help me do my job?
Marcus Burnett: They fuck just like us!
-Marcus Burnett: [about Mike] Motherfucker shot me in the ass, man.
Mike Lowery: Who shot you in the ass?
Marcus Burnett: Who? That "who" would be you.
Mike Lowery: Me? I shot you? I mean, I'm not saying I didn't shoot you. I did a lot of shooting. But I ain't saying I shot you in the ass...
[looks]
Mike Lowery: But damn! Somebody shot you in the ass!
Marcus Burnett: Tell me about it.
-Marcus Burnett: My ass stills hurts from what you did to it the other night.
Mike Lowery: Hey, it got rough. We got caught up in the moment, shit got crazy. You know how I get.
Marcus Burnett: When you popped me from behind I think you damaged some nerves
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"I've been smelling your shit for the last 18 years, you can put up with mine for 5 minutes"
Dad walks out of the toilet
"Nobody go in there for 35 maybe 45 minutes"
Friday
Dad walks out of the toilet
"Nobody go in there for 35 maybe 45 minutes"
Friday
Host - "I remember when the girls came over for bridge the other night..."
1st guest - "Fish for dinner last night?"
2nd guest - "Pheww.. Harvey still smoking those cigars?"
3rd guest - "Christ! Did a cow shit in here?"
--
Game Show Host - "If I were asleep, and you were my alarm clock, how would you wake me up?"
Guard - "I wouldn't - I'm no ding-a-ling. "
--
Kentucky Fried Movie
1st guest - "Fish for dinner last night?"
2nd guest - "Pheww.. Harvey still smoking those cigars?"
3rd guest - "Christ! Did a cow shit in here?"
--
Game Show Host - "If I were asleep, and you were my alarm clock, how would you wake me up?"
Guard - "I wouldn't - I'm no ding-a-ling. "
--
Kentucky Fried Movie
Derek Zoolander: Oh, I thought you were going to tell me what a bad eugoogalizor I am.
Matilda: What?
Derek Zoolander: A eugoogalizor, one who speaks at funerals. Or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogoly was?
Matilda: What?
Derek Zoolander: A eugoogalizor, one who speaks at funerals. Or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogoly was?
"if you do not give us a shrubbery, I shall be forced to say NEE! to you."
"NOOOOOO!!"
"NOOOOOO!!"
"Surley, we cant do that?"
"by the way my name aint shirley" - Aeroplane
"by the way my name aint shirley" - Aeroplane
"Jesus did I say that? or just think it? Am I talking?" (whispers) "can they hear me?" Fear and Loathing
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'He has to be taken to a Hospital!'
'OMG, what is it!?!?!'
'It's a big building with lots of windows but that's not important right now.'
Airplane
'OMG, what is it!?!?!'
'It's a big building with lots of windows but that's not important right now.'
Airplane
'He said to her " Up your butt with a coconut!!". I think he was prepared to do it. Although there were no coconuts around, to my knowledge'. Bill Murray to police officer. Quick Change.
"I Fucking HATE PIKEYS!" Snatch
God, I try and quote this all the time and nobody around here gets it.....quite depressing until i saw this.{BMF}*Frank_The_Tank wrote:
One of the best from Swingers....
Trent: Hey! What're you kicking me for? You want me to ask? All right, I'll ask! Ma'am, where do the high school girls hang out in this town?
And another.....
Mike: Look, we're gonna spend half the night driving around the Hills looking for this one party and you're going to say it sucks and we're all gonna leave and then we're gonna go look for this other party. But all the parties and all the bars, they all suck. I spend half the night talking to some girl who's looking around the room to see if there's somebody else who's more important she should be talking to. And it's like I'm supposed to be all happy 'cause she's wearing a backpack, you know? And half of them are just nasty skanks who wouldn't be nothing except they're surrounded by a bunch of drunken horny assholes. And I'm gonna tell you something T. Are you listening?
Trent: Yeah, I'm listening.
Mike: I'm not gonna be one of those assholes. Alright? It just makes me sick. It's like, some nasty skank who isn't half the woman my girlfriend is, is gonna front me? It makes me want to fuckin' puke!
Theoden - "Arise, arise, Riders of Theoden! Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered... a sword-day, a red day... ere the sun rises! Ride now! Ride now! Ride! Ride for ruin and the world's ending! DEATH!!
10,000 Riders - "DEATH!!!!!"
Gimli: "...That still only counts as one!"
Aragorn to the Hobbits: "My friends, you bow to no one."
Gimli: "What the heck is going on down there?"
Legolas: "Would you like me to describe it to you, or would you like me to get you a box?"
Witch-King:No man can kill me!!!
Eowyn: I am no man!!!
Witch-King: OH CRAP!!!
Gollum:"My precious."
Treebeard:''Come my friends, as we march.........the last march of the Ents''
Aragorn in front of the Black Gate ''For Frodo'' and charges into the battle, 5 seconds later, the army charges with him showing now fear against the thousands of Mordor orcs
10,000 Riders - "DEATH!!!!!"
Gimli: "...That still only counts as one!"
Aragorn to the Hobbits: "My friends, you bow to no one."
Gimli: "What the heck is going on down there?"
Legolas: "Would you like me to describe it to you, or would you like me to get you a box?"
Witch-King:No man can kill me!!!
Eowyn: I am no man!!!
Witch-King: OH CRAP!!!
Gollum:"My precious."
Treebeard:''Come my friends, as we march.........the last march of the Ents''
Aragorn in front of the Black Gate ''For Frodo'' and charges into the battle, 5 seconds later, the army charges with him showing now fear against the thousands of Mordor orcs
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these 3 wouldnt fit in my previous post
Legolas and Gimli after helms deep
Legolas:''he was twitching''
Gimli:''he was twitching because he's got my axe embedded in his nervous system''
Sam:''i cant carry it for you,Frodo,but i can carry you''
Gimli:''certainty of death.small chance of succes.what are we waiting for?''
and for the heck of it
''his parents gotta be decent people if they named their son gaylord focker''
Legolas and Gimli after helms deep
Legolas:''he was twitching''
Gimli:''he was twitching because he's got my axe embedded in his nervous system''
Sam:''i cant carry it for you,Frodo,but i can carry you''
Gimli:''certainty of death.small chance of succes.what are we waiting for?''
and for the heck of it
''his parents gotta be decent people if they named their son gaylord focker''
"price is wrong bitch"
"i think you've had enough, no, now you've had enough"
Happy Gilmore
"i think you've had enough, no, now you've had enough"
Happy Gilmore
"Say hello to my little FRIEND" Scarface
i just love that quote
i just love that quote
"I bet you're the type of guy to fuck a man in the ass and not give him the god damn curtisy of a reach around " - Full Metal Jacket
trooper "YOu know how fast you were going "
kid " no sir"
trooper "43"
kid '' I thought the sign said 45"
trooper "I know" ----- super troopers
trooper "YOu know how fast you were going "
kid " no sir"
trooper "43"
kid '' I thought the sign said 45"
trooper "I know" ----- super troopers
What Knockers!!!
"Young Frakenstine"
"Young Frakenstine"
MEOW! - super troopers