jenny's dad was real nice, he used to touch her and kiss her.. alot! but for some reason, jenny ran away
"How do you get inside the head of a women?" "I think of a man, then i take away all logic and reasoning."
"Suck me beautiful"
"Now, Mr. Carter. I know this is completely unorthodox. But I think this is the only way to find that boy. Now that penis had a mole on it - I'd recognize that penis anywhere. In spite of the juvenile snickers of some, this is a serious matter. That seducer and despoiler must be stopped; he's extremely dangerous. And, Mr. Carter, I'm certain that everyone in this room knows who that is. He's a contemptible little pervert who... "
"Mr. Carter, I think I have a way out of this. We, uh, call the police, and we have 'em send over one of their sketch artists. And Miss Balbricker can give a description. We can put up "Wanted" posters all over school..."Have you seen this prick? Report immediately to Beulah Balbricker. Do not attempt to apprehend this prick, as it is armed and dangerous. It was last seen hanging out in the girls' locker room at Angel Beach High School."
"Suck me beautiful"
"Now, Mr. Carter. I know this is completely unorthodox. But I think this is the only way to find that boy. Now that penis had a mole on it - I'd recognize that penis anywhere. In spite of the juvenile snickers of some, this is a serious matter. That seducer and despoiler must be stopped; he's extremely dangerous. And, Mr. Carter, I'm certain that everyone in this room knows who that is. He's a contemptible little pervert who... "
"Mr. Carter, I think I have a way out of this. We, uh, call the police, and we have 'em send over one of their sketch artists. And Miss Balbricker can give a description. We can put up "Wanted" posters all over school..."Have you seen this prick? Report immediately to Beulah Balbricker. Do not attempt to apprehend this prick, as it is armed and dangerous. It was last seen hanging out in the girls' locker room at Angel Beach High School."
Used Cars-
Rudy: You've seen how bad business is. We had nun; nuns, protesting in front of the dealership this morning.
Jeff: Nuns?
Rudy: Yeah. I had to get Jim to turn the fire hose on them.
Big Jim: Yeah. And I knocked them motherfuckers on they asses, too.
and
[Rudy is planning to break into a presidential broadcast with a commercial]
Jeff: For Christ's sake, we're fuckin' with the President of the United States.
Rudy: He fucks with us, doesn't he?
Edit: It's all in the delivery.....
Rudy: You've seen how bad business is. We had nun; nuns, protesting in front of the dealership this morning.
Jeff: Nuns?
Rudy: Yeah. I had to get Jim to turn the fire hose on them.
Big Jim: Yeah. And I knocked them motherfuckers on they asses, too.
and
[Rudy is planning to break into a presidential broadcast with a commercial]
Jeff: For Christ's sake, we're fuckin' with the President of the United States.
Rudy: He fucks with us, doesn't he?
Edit: It's all in the delivery.....
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"More Broccoli?" Kronk
Last edited by Zilla (2006-08-12 18:32:10)
"you use yur tongue prettier than a $20 whore...."
Blazing Saddles
Blazing Saddles
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"Hip...Hip-Hop...Hip-Hop-Anonymous? Damn you always give him the easy ones!"
"She's a witch! she turned me into a newt!"
"A Newt?"
"well, I got better"
"A Newt?"
"well, I got better"
"YOU CANT PARK HERE"
"What this isn't an acceptable place to park"
"NO THIS IS A SIDEWALK"
-Fear and Loathing
"What this isn't an acceptable place to park"
"NO THIS IS A SIDEWALK"
-Fear and Loathing
Not a movie quote but a quote from a British radio show called The Goon Show.
Narrator - 'In the tunnel it was pitch black and dark as well, to make it worse there were no lights on, luckily the tunnel was only 20 yards wide so Ned Seagoon was able to stretch out his arms and feel his way long both sides'
Ned Seagoon - 'Yes it was very dark luckily i remembered a 200 foot candle i had in my trouser pocket, putting in a fresh battery i lit it.'
Narrator - 'In the tunnel it was pitch black and dark as well, to make it worse there were no lights on, luckily the tunnel was only 20 yards wide so Ned Seagoon was able to stretch out his arms and feel his way long both sides'
Ned Seagoon - 'Yes it was very dark luckily i remembered a 200 foot candle i had in my trouser pocket, putting in a fresh battery i lit it.'
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apocalypse now is full of funny dialogues!
Willard: "Who's the commanding officer here?"
Soldier: "Ain't you?"
Mike: "I don't know, sir, it's a...."
Kilgore: "What is it, soldier?"
Mike: "Well, I mean it's pretty hairy in there. It..It's Charlie's point."
Kilgore: "Charlie don't surf."
Willard: "Who's the commanding officer here?"
Soldier: "Ain't you?"
Mike: "I don't know, sir, it's a...."
Kilgore: "What is it, soldier?"
Mike: "Well, I mean it's pretty hairy in there. It..It's Charlie's point."
Kilgore: "Charlie don't surf."
He is not the massiah he's a naughty naughty boy
Death awaits you all with big sharp pointy teeth
Death awaits you all with big sharp pointy teeth
"NOOO! Ogres are like onions, end of story. Bye Bye, see ya later"
"parfaits, may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet!"
"parfaits, may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet!"
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sorry but i think American Psycho haas the best movie quotes ever.
-Patrick Bateman: Oh, Africa, brave Africa. It was a laugh riot.
-Patrick Bateman: I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?
-Waiter: Would you like to hear today's specials?
Patrick Bateman: Not if you want to keep your spleen.
-Patrick Bateman: I want you to clean your vagina.
-Evelyn Williams: Annie Leibovitz. We'll get Annie Leibovitz. And we'll have to get someone to videotape. we should do it.
Patrick Bateman: Do what?
Evelyn Williams: Get married. Have a wedding.
Patrick Bateman: No, I can't take the time off work.
-Patrick Bateman: [in bed with two girls] Don't touch the watch.
-Patrick Bateman: Pumpkin, you're dating an asshole.
-Patrick Bateman: I hope i'm not being cross-examined here?
Donald Kimball: Do you feel like you are being cross examined?
Patrick Bateman: Not really, No.
-Patrick Bateman: Oh, Africa, brave Africa. It was a laugh riot.
-Patrick Bateman: I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?
-Waiter: Would you like to hear today's specials?
Patrick Bateman: Not if you want to keep your spleen.
-Patrick Bateman: I want you to clean your vagina.
-Evelyn Williams: Annie Leibovitz. We'll get Annie Leibovitz. And we'll have to get someone to videotape. we should do it.
Patrick Bateman: Do what?
Evelyn Williams: Get married. Have a wedding.
Patrick Bateman: No, I can't take the time off work.
-Patrick Bateman: [in bed with two girls] Don't touch the watch.
-Patrick Bateman: Pumpkin, you're dating an asshole.
-Patrick Bateman: I hope i'm not being cross-examined here?
Donald Kimball: Do you feel like you are being cross examined?
Patrick Bateman: Not really, No.
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I do believe the title of this post was "FUNNY movie quotes". how in the love of FUCK are your quotes funny?Godhatch wrote:
sorry but i think American Psycho haas the best movie quotes ever.
-Patrick Bateman: Oh, Africa, brave Africa. It was a laugh riot.
-Patrick Bateman: I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?
-Waiter: Would you like to hear today's specials?
Patrick Bateman: Not if you want to keep your spleen.
-Patrick Bateman: I want you to clean your vagina.
-Evelyn Williams: Annie Leibovitz. We'll get Annie Leibovitz. And we'll have to get someone to videotape. we should do it.
Patrick Bateman: Do what?
Evelyn Williams: Get married. Have a wedding.
Patrick Bateman: No, I can't take the time off work.
-Patrick Bateman: [in bed with two girls] Don't touch the watch.
-Patrick Bateman: Pumpkin, you're dating an asshole.
-Patrick Bateman: I hope i'm not being cross-examined here?
Donald Kimball: Do you feel like you are being cross examined?
Patrick Bateman: Not really, No.