Most idiotic battles?

2006-08-13 18:21:01

#1

l41e: Member; +677|7122

What's the most plain stupid and frankly worthless battle you've ever been in?

Mine was on the BF2S EU server 2 days ago, I was playing Wake on USMC, I spawned in the carrier boat dock and 2 squadmates spawned on me in the RIB. I started driving the boat towards Airfield, making sure to keep it relatively far from shore, but I was still taking (very small) amounts of damage. I look around to see what's shooting at us and it's...

Not a J-10.

Not a Z-10.

Not even a tank.

A frickin' Z-8 SkyCow.

After that followed an about 5-minute battle. The transport chopper was shooting its .50 caliber machine gun at us, while the guy on the mounted M249 and a passenger with an M16 shot back with me as Support driving and giving the M16-dude ammo.

In the end we were almost to the shore with the boat giving off smoke when a J-10 strafed and killed me and one other guy, with my last squadmember making it to shore.

Last edited by k30dxedle (2006-08-13 18:21:10)

2006-08-13 18:24:46

#2

Flaming_Maniac: prince of insufficient light; +2,490|7180|67.222.138.85

lmfao, that's great, sometimes when we're screwing around some friends and I go soloing on Mashtuur with the transport choppers, that's always fun.

In 1.12 we took down a fair amount of attack choppers form blackhawks, that was always fun too.

2006-08-13 18:30:45

#3

spawnofthemist: Banned; +1,128|7115|Burmecia, Land of the Rain

in 1.12 i STILL take down SkyCows with the BlackHawks.

me, elmo1337, Raxor and JaM3z pwn 1.12.

2006-08-13 18:34:16

#4

Flaming_Maniac: prince of insufficient light; +2,490|7180|67.222.138.85

spawnofthemist wrote:
in 1.12 i STILL take down SkyCows with the BlackHawks.

me, elmo1337, Raxor and JaM3z pwn 1.12.

Is that something to be proud of or something?

2006-08-13 18:41:39

#5

spawnofthemist: Banned; +1,128|7115|Burmecia, Land of the Rain

no. i was merely stating a fact:

i own.

2006-08-13 18:42:23

#6

-=raska=-: Canada's French Frog; +123|7099|Quebec city, Canada

lol +1 for saying Skycow, thats the first time I see this, talking about the z-8

and it describes the chopper well

2006-08-13 19:06:57

#7

I.M.I Militant: We Are Not Alone In Here; +297|7193|Melbourne, Australia

its called the flying bathtub (wait dats the f35) i call the z8 a fatboy or flying widow maker

2006-08-13 19:09:21

#8

BigmacK: Back from the Dead.; +628|7224|Chicago.

I call it a Z-8...

But SkyCow works.

2006-08-13 19:09:21

#9

farmerfez: o wut?; +78|7004

i call all helos that arent the AH-1Z gay. I LOVE AH-1Z cuz is so much fun to fly it. But i like gunning in MI-28 lol

2006-08-13 19:09:24

#10

spawnofthemist: Banned; +1,128|7115|Burmecia, Land of the Rain

I.M.I Militant wrote:
its called the flying bathtub (wait dats the f35) i call the z8 a fatboy or flying widow maker

nope. SkyCow.
or Potato.

2006-08-13 19:10:41

#11

I.M.I Militant: We Are Not Alone In Here; +297|7193|Melbourne, Australia

spawnofthemist wrote:
I.M.I Militant wrote:
its called the flying bathtub (wait dats the f35) i call the z8 a fatboy or flying widow maker
nope. SkyCow.
or Potato.

omg potatoe .. OMFG.. *MENTAL IMAGE OF A Z8* IT ACTULLY RESEMBLES 1.. +1 FOR YOU

2006-08-13 19:11:35

#12

JaM3z: Banned; +311|7184

i <3 1.12 blackhawk

2006-08-13 19:14:33

#13

c0mplex1ty: Too X-Core; +100|7033|laguna beach, ca

listen up.

it's not a SkyCow its a Big Bertha.

duh...

2006-08-13 19:17:30

#14

-=raska=-: Canada's French Frog; +123|7099|Quebec city, Canada

my friend calls it a flying banana.. but skycow is way better

2006-08-13 19:22:21

#15

.:ronin:.|Patton: Respekct dad i love u always; +946|7283|Marathon, Florida Keys

i was in a tank today and i heard bullets bouncing off, so i turn my turret around and i see a PFC running at me shooting his pistol, i just looked at him for about 10 seconds then pegged him with my main gun for a laugh.

https://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g117/patton1337/stats.jpg

2006-08-13 19:25:39

#16

VeNg3nCe^: ¦Tactics Øver Principles¦; +314|7179|Antarctica

I remember the good old pre 1.2 days when we would go on mashtuur as MEC and C4 bomb the BH.......... so many noobs to kill....

2006-08-13 19:26:37

#17

farmerfez: o wut?; +78|7004

OK, back on topic now...I was fighting some guy in a RIB bumper car fight. For some reason he never jumped in his M249 so i said fuck it and i jumped in it after about 2 minuts of bumping at eachother and he went boom. After that he said wtf play fair noob then left the server.
ok go ahead and derail this thread now

2006-08-13 19:28:15

#18

Flaming_Maniac: prince of insufficient light; +2,490|7180|67.222.138.85

VeNg3nCe^ wrote:
I remember the good old pre 1.2 days when we would go on mashtuur as MEC and C4 bomb the BH.......... so many noobs to kill....

mmmmmmmmmm, did that too, should have seen the comments after taking out a full BH right off the bat. Then we raped the BH spawn so bad no one even tried going for it halfway into the round. Ahhhh the memories...

2006-08-13 22:22:24

#19

BabySpinach: Phone Spammer; +207|7064|Charlottesville, Virginia, USA

c0mplex1ty wrote:
listen up.

it's not a SkyCow its a Big Bertha.

duh...

2006-08-13 22:25:42

#20

S3v3N: lolwut?; +685|6992|Montucky

spawnofthemist wrote:
no. i was merely stating a fact:

i own.

i own too.. infact i own lots of things, from a small arsenal of weapons to a truck, a car, a house, 2 computers, a 4wheeler, 2 dirt bikes and a fish tank.

2006-08-13 22:28:59

#21

chaosdragon001: Whee; +53|6982|Los Angeles, California

lol@skycow

2006-08-13 22:31:44

#22

starkingdoms: Member; +6|7244

BigmacK wrote:
I call it a Z-8...

But SkyCow works.

i call it the "big bertha" or "bertha" for short.

2006-08-13 22:36:14

#23

BVC: Member; +325|7169

In BF1942 I often got into rolling APC fights, we'd race off, stop, shoot, repeat...quite fun going from one end of Bocage to the other like that!

2006-08-13 23:48:46

#24

stryyker: bad touch; +1,682|7193|California

taking a knife to the Cargo Plane flag, when it was being defended by 4 guys with RPKs.

funny part was, i won, and capped the flag.

2006-08-14 00:03:31

#25

Baron_von_Kondas: Ok! Try smelling this banana!!!; +74|6965|There?

Probably when me and a friend was playing USMC on Sharqi. We'd just started up the cobra, when some cunt tried to ram us with the Havoc......He blew up when he rammed the tower insted....not a very keen pilot if you can't even ram someone!!

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