I masturbate

2006-08-17 02:20:22

#1

Shadow893: lel; +75|7164|England

Since recently I have grown bored of the lack of teamwork in Battlefield 2, I usually start a new round by saying "I MASTURBATE".

I get a whole range off responses from 'lol' to 'can i join in'. I find it's a way to lighten up the dark server and bring some joy to the world.

2006-08-17 02:21:44

#2

Jenspm: penis; +1,716|7204|St. Andrews / Oslo

ok...

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/26774/flickricon.png

2006-08-17 02:22:05

#3

Lucien: Fantasma Parastasie; +1,451|7125

I usually ask some random trivia question like "What comes before snake but after badger?" or "How do cows make the beefs?"

2006-08-17 02:22:19

#4

ssonrats: Member; +221|7117

Each to their own, i suppose.

2006-08-17 02:22:27

#5

Shadow893: lel; +75|7164|England

lol. I should try that one round

2006-08-17 02:24:03

#6

AIRdocter: Member; +2|7017|the netherlands!!!!!!

Shadow893 wrote:
Since recently I have grown bored of the lack of teamwork in Battlefield 2, I usually start a new round by saying "I MASTURBATE".

I get a whole range off responses from 'lol' to 'can i join in'. I find it's a way to lighten up the dark server and bring some joy to the world.

ok youre strange...

2006-08-17 02:25:05

#7

pure_beef_69: Banned; +186|7118

Try chatting up the players thats what i do, thats always a funny one to do

2006-08-17 02:30:16

#8

kontrolcrimson: Get your body beat.; +183|7299|Australia

but how do you do both at once??

2006-08-17 02:31:29

#9

Aardcore: Member; +60|7185|USA, Arizona

kontrolcrimson wrote:
but how do you do both at once??

Dude is magic, he is one with his abilities and person.

2006-08-17 02:32:02

#10

Ryle: Member; +1|7224|Seattle

I vaccum my ballz cuz it feels guud.

2006-08-17 02:32:10

#11

Jenspm: penis; +1,716|7204|St. Andrews / Oslo

kontrolcrimson wrote:
but how do you do both at once??

Multitasking FTW!

2006-08-17 02:41:06

#12

Shadow893: lel; +75|7164|England

lol simply lol

2006-08-17 02:42:07

#13

Shadow893: lel; +75|7164|England

Oh btw, PATCH 1.4 SUCKS BALLZZZ

2006-08-17 02:42:36

#14

WilhelmSissener: Banned; +557|7205|Oslo, Norway

i'm actually gonna try that one round...

2006-08-17 02:43:37

#15

Jenspm: penis; +1,716|7204|St. Andrews / Oslo

Shadow893 wrote:
Oh btw, PATCH 1.4 SUCKS BALLZZZ

How do you know? Have you tried it?

Last edited by Jenspm (2006-08-17 02:44:49)

2006-08-17 04:02:30

#16

lord_tyler_486: Member; +54|7224|Upper Franconia

this thread really really makes me think wtf.

wtf.

2006-08-17 04:21:05

#17

I.M.I Militant: We Are Not Alone In Here; +297|7191|Melbourne, Australia

i try and chat up kc ocasionly =] 3 outa 5 times iv goten him in the sack

2006-08-17 04:25:16

#18

JON.ANTONSSON: Member; +51|7164|Sweden

Sometimes I play when Im drunk, and screams "Im drunk!, in the chat. It really fun, and you think you are the best player in the world.

2006-08-17 04:26:44

#19

Lt.Garbo: Commander God; +41|7128|Denver, CO

says in his best Dr. Evil voice, "Riiiiiiiiight."

2006-08-17 04:26:53

#20

Stomper_40k: Re-Incarnation. You mean re-spawn right?; +44|7117|Cardiff - Wales - UK

I usually ask if anyones seen my donkey.

Oh! and someone found a wallet on Mashtuur once. It wasn't the one i was looking for though as mine had money in it.

2006-08-17 04:27:19

#21

spawnofthemist: Banned; +1,128|7114|Burmecia, Land of the Rain

[05:28] <TriggerHappy998> wellllll
[05:28] <TriggerHappy998> time to be hittin the old dusty trail...
[05:29] <TriggerHappy998> back laterz
[05:29] <PitViper401> by dusty trail he means porn and by hitting he means ... yea
[05:29] <SpawnoftheMist> hmm.. thats an unusual way of saying "i'm going to jack off"
[05:29] <PitViper401> rofl
[05:29] <TriggerHappy998> wow

2006-08-17 05:19:00