The most awesome kit in the world - The Prankster

2006-08-12 14:04:49

#1

Snorkelfarsan: Soup Boy; +32|7077|Stockholm, Sweden

How about introducing a new KIT into the next game (BF3) or patch (1.5?). The Prankster class, which would give you access to a whole arsenal of deadly devices. For example:

Instead of claymores, you would get banana peals to throw on the ground that ppl would slip on and break their necks from the fall.

next: Instead of knives, you can sneak up behind somebody and give them a God forsaken wedgie, that will make them immobile and hence easy targets for your fellow teammates.

next: instead of an assault rifle, you'd get a Slingshot that lets you fire pieces of rubble or small stones over small distances. Deadly close range weapon, 2 shot kill. Lousy accuracy.

next: instead of grenades, you have pieces of poo poo to throw on the enemy, thus blinding them for a little while and also making them easy targets for your slingshot.

finally: you also have the ability to spit on ppl walking by if you're standing on a roof or other object above them. This ability doesn't fill a purpose, its just really annoying for the person getting spit on.

Let me hear your thoughts on this ingenious idea.

//Snorkelfarsan

2006-08-12 14:06:19

#2

CommieChipmunk: Member; +488|7041|Portland, OR, USA

you guys have a lot of time to waste over there in sweden dont you?

2006-08-12 14:06:50

#3

Teeksy90: Superior lord; +150|7097|Norway

hahahaha, love it +1

2006-08-12 14:31:02

#4

Snorkelfarsan: Soup Boy; +32|7077|Stockholm, Sweden

CommieChipmunk wrote:
you guys have a lot of time to waste over there in sweden dont you?

Of course, gotta catch up with the states.

2006-08-12 14:33:51

#5

2tuff: Positive Karma Here!; +357|7247

I like it Bravo! Actually read the whole thing.

Tuff

2006-08-12 14:36:14

#6

Mr.Unstoppable: Member; +26|6939|New York!

lol Sounds like something that won't be put into the game but it is still a good (and funny) idea

2006-08-12 14:36:44

#7

Cobra4545: Jizz in my pants; +54|6950|Vancouver, USA

lol, funny idea. +1 for you my good lad.

2006-08-12 14:37:37

#8

PspRpg-7: -; +961|7169

Snorkelfarsan wrote:
How about introducing a new KIT into the next game (BF3) or patch (1.5?). The Prankster class, which would give you access to a whole arsenal of deadly devices. For example:

Instead of claymores, you would get banana peals to throw on the ground that ppl would slip on and break their necks from the fall.

next: Instead of knives, you can sneak up behind somebody and give them a God forsaken wedgie, that will make them immobile and hence easy targets for your fellow teammates.

next: instead of an assault rifle, you'd get a Slingshot that lets you fire pieces of rubble or small stones over small distances. Deadly close range weapon, 2 shot kill. Lousy accuracy.

next: instead of grenades, you have pieces of poo poo to throw on the enemy, thus blinding them for a little while and also making them easy targets for your slingshot.

finally: you also have the ability to spit on ppl walking by if you're standing on a roof or other object above them. This ability doesn't fill a purpose, its just really annoying for the person getting spit on.

Let me hear your thoughts on this ingenious idea.

//Snorkelfarsan

Thread title should be changed to The most retarded kit in the world

2006-08-12 14:39:24

#9

ecko3389: Banned; +5|7114|so cal

that shit was stupid and every one of you was stupid what are you guys 5? wtf if i could -1 every one of you guys i would you guys seriously need to get backhanded

2006-08-13 16:14:03

#10

Snorkelfarsan: Soup Boy; +32|7077|Stockholm, Sweden

ecko3389 wrote:
that shit was stupid and every one of you was stupid what are you guys 5? wtf if i could -1 every one of you guys i would you guys seriously need to get backhanded

dude, chill out. i wasnt serious. Jesus...

Me and a friend where just talking about bf2 and came up with the idea. Its just for fun. im not serious about really putting the kit in to the game. it would be fun though to try it out:).

dont see why you have to get angry with me for it? Wheres your sense of humor?

2006-08-13 16:16:05

#11

Simon: basically; +838|7129|UK

ecko3389 wrote:
that shit was stupid and every one of you was stupid what are you guys 5? wtf if i could -1 every one of you guys i would you guys seriously need to get backhanded

Fag alert

2006-08-13 16:16:22

#12

Snorkelfarsan: Soup Boy; +32|7077|Stockholm, Sweden

PspRpg-7 wrote:
Snorkelfarsan wrote:
How about introducing a new KIT into the next game (BF3) or patch (1.5?). The Prankster class, which would give you access to a whole arsenal of deadly devices. For example:

Instead of claymores, you would get banana peals to throw on the ground that ppl would slip on and break their necks from the fall.

next: Instead of knives, you can sneak up behind somebody and give them a God forsaken wedgie, that will make them immobile and hence easy targets for your fellow teammates.

next: instead of an assault rifle, you'd get a Slingshot that lets you fire pieces of rubble or small stones over small distances. Deadly close range weapon, 2 shot kill. Lousy accuracy.

next: instead of grenades, you have pieces of poo poo to throw on the enemy, thus blinding them for a little while and also making them easy targets for your slingshot.

finally: you also have the ability to spit on ppl walking by if you're standing on a roof or other object above them. This ability doesn't fill a purpose, its just really annoying for the person getting spit on.

Let me hear your thoughts on this ingenious idea.

//Snorkelfarsan
Thread title should be changed to The most retarded kit in the world

Probably..

2006-08-13 16:17:02

#13

jord: Member; +2,382|7149|The North, beyond the wall.

I'd prefer it if you could throw shit at the the enemy.
But yes good idea don't listen to ecko,he's a Penus.

Last edited by jord (2006-08-13 16:17:27)

2006-08-13 16:20:09

#14

Simon: basically; +838|7129|UK

zFeinT wrote:
Snorkelfarsan wrote:
CommieChipmunk wrote:
you guys have a lot of time to waste over there in sweden dont you?
Of course, gotta catch up with the states.
While I think Chipmunk is wrong in that assertion, I believe your "witty" response was uncalled for. Nice kit, though. +1

I thought it was funny lol..

2006-08-13 16:22:22

#15

Snorkelfarsan: Soup Boy; +32|7077|Stockholm, Sweden

zFeinT wrote:
Snorkelfarsan wrote:
CommieChipmunk wrote:
you guys have a lot of time to waste over there in sweden dont you?
Of course, gotta catch up with the states.
While I think Chipmunk is wrong in that assertion, I believe your "witty" response was uncalled for. Nice kit, though. +1

I see your point. just wanted to give back:p. no hard feelings

2006-08-16 07:31:36

#16

Snorkelfarsan: Soup Boy; +32|7077|Stockholm, Sweden

no more inputs?

2006-08-16 09:26:46

#17

david363: Crotch fires and you: the untold story; +314|7210|Comber, Northern Ireland

give them a giant cork, for sticking down a tanks barrel and when he goes to shoot....it goes back in and boooom

2006-08-16 09:31:35

#18

kn0ckahh: Member; +98|7209|netherlands, sweet lake city

I would like the Spit function
or give wedgy's to a commander

2006-08-16 09:43:48

#19

Kaosdad: Whisky Tango Foxtrot?; +201|7150|Broadlands, VA

Whoopee Cushions - drop them on the ground and as a SPec Ops tries to sneak up on you you hear the "FFFFTTTTTTTTPPPPPPPPPHHHHH" and you can pop him.

Naked Girl T-Shirt - It's a long t-shirt with a graphic of a nude woman on the front and back. The US Forces would drop their weapons and follow you around drooling, the MEC would cover their eyes.

Rubber Knife - You sneak up on an enemy and switch their knife whith a rubber one. You then pull out your paper bag which you blow up (like a balloon) then pop it. He pulls his knife and you laugh as you shank him.

Air Horn - Sneak up, blast the air horn, enemy drops dead from a coronary.

Prank Phone Call - I think only works in Karkand - call one phone from another. enemy player answers and you ask "Got Prince Albert in a can?" Team mate sneaks up & shanks him.

Water Balloon Artillery - Watch the wet hijinks ensue!

2006-08-16 10:04:15

#20

majorassult: I <3 ak101; +307|7134|under there hayousaidunderwear

ecko3389 wrote:
that shit was stupid and every one of you was stupid what are you guys 5? wtf if i could -1 every one of you guys i would you guys seriously need to get backhanded

2006-08-17 22:15:36

#21

hilltop2bit: Member; +9|7047|Doctor Evils Lair, Near You!

Teeksy90 wrote:
hahahaha, love it +1

Crazy long day/nights in your part of the world to enjoy the thrill of the new style BF2 Prankster Class......coming to a BF2 1.4 patch near you! Orignal Prankster???