Long Day at Dragon Valley

2006-08-23 11:15:12

#1

LemonChicken61: Member; +0|7189|Minneapolis, MN USA

After a long, hard battle at Dragon Valley, I went to a local bar in the area called Red Dragon Bar for a nice cool one.

I'm sittin' there at the bar and all of a sudden a Panda walks in and orders up a bowl of Won Ton Soup. The bartender take its order and after a few minutes he brings the soup and gives it to the Panda. The Panda quietly slurps his soup until its done.

Meanwhile, I'm watching this in awe, thinking, "WTF?" Might have to call for a little help here!

After its done, it gets up and calmly pulls out a RPK-74 out of its pouch and blasts the hell out of the place. I go rollin', the patrons are screamin', total and complete chaos. After emptying a clip, the little sonnava beech puts the RPK back into its pouch and calmly walks out.

I get up and dust myself off, check to see if I need a medic and look at the bartender. I ask him, "WTF was all that about???"

Bartender reaches under the bar, pulls out a volume from a set of encyclopedias...opens it up to a page, shoves it in front of me and points.

I look and I read..."Pandas: Eats shoots and leaves."

2006-08-23 11:16:52

#2

OMEGA-KITTEN: Member; +2|6989

whaT? I think that was a wasted of about a minute of my life

Last edited by OMEGA-KITTEN (2006-08-23 11:17:55)

2006-08-23 11:18:31

#3

coke: Aye up duck!; +440|7180|England. Stoke

It is a joke based upon the incorrect use of grammar.

2006-08-23 11:18:36

#4

Miller: IT'S MILLER TIME!; +271|7227|United States of America

Haha, the eats shoot and leaves is the joke. Put commas between eats, shoots, and leaves.

2006-08-23 11:19:08

#5

Prime: Member; +13|7053|Netherlands

Take another look in that encyclopedia and search for the D section. When found, look for Doctor.

2006-08-23 11:19:57

#6

ddenholm67: DanForth Teh Pwnzer; +53|7027|Scotland

there is no point in putting commas there.

2006-08-23 11:20:36

#7

jord: Member; +2,382|7149|The North, beyond the wall.

Lol i get it.

2006-08-23 11:21:03

#8

Ryan: Member; +1,230|7314|Alberta, Canada

lol i get it.

2006-08-23 11:21:16

#9

']['error: Banned; +630|7115|The Netherlands

well one day a chair was getting bored and thought "hey why dont i make a nice cup of omfg-z0r soup?"
so he made the soup and it was delicious! after that the chair went to the Bup and had a drink. when he finaly came home he thought "hmmmm pie". so he made some pie in the middle of the night and ate it.
He went to bed, but he couldn't sleep well, he was thining of chees all the time. the next morning the chair went to the supermarked. he went to the info-office and asked where the cheese was. all the people in supermarked were like "ROFL OMFG a talking chair H4X !!11!! ". But the chair didn't care, he buyed the cheese and ate it.
When he was walking down the street he had to take a crap, so the chair pooped in some guys mouth. the guy liked all the poop on his face. so the chair went on walkin when he saw an phone on the street. he picked it up and called to NASA, he told them to shit in eachothers mouth. the NASA guys were like "ok!" and started to have some poopsex. the liked it very much had a poopfight after the sex. the chair thought "i want a smoke", so he pressed the "3" on the phone and some smoke appeared.

Last edited by ']['error (2006-08-23 11:29:41)

2006-08-23 11:22:38

#10

MrHibs: Member; +15|7113|Scotland

What did the left testicle say to the right testice???

Don't know...

Neither do I, they were talking bollocks!

Boom Boom

2006-08-23 11:23:17

#11

Miller: IT'S MILLER TIME!; +271|7227|United States of America

']['error wrote:
well one day i walked to my dad and said "im going to tell you a story about phones"
so i begun...: one day a chair was getting bored and thought "hey why dont i make a nice cup of omfg-z0r soup?"
so he made the soup and it was delicious! after that the chair went to the Bup and had a drink. when he finaly came home he thought "hmmmm pie". so he made some pie in the middle of the night and ate it.

Nasty.

2006-08-23 11:24:13

#12

Ubersturmbannfuhrer: I am a fucking homosexual; +211|7077|Parainen, Finland

LemonChicken61 wrote:
After a long, hard battle at Dragon Valley, I went to a local bar in the area called Red Dragon Bar for a nice cool one.

I'm sittin' there at the bar and all of a sudden a Panda walks in and orders up a bowl of Won Ton Soup. The bartender take its order and after a few minutes he brings the soup and gives it to the Panda. The Panda quietly slurps his soup until its done.

Meanwhile, I'm watching this in awe, thinking, "WTF?" Might have to call for a little help here!

After its done, it gets up and calmly pulls out a RPK-74 out of its pouch and blasts the hell out of the place. I go rollin', the patrons are screamin', total and complete chaos. After emptying a clip, the little sonnava beech puts the RPK back into its pouch and calmly walks out.

I get up and dust myself off, check to see if I need a medic and look at the bartender. I ask him, "WTF was all that about???"

Bartender reaches under the bar, pulls out a volume from a set of encyclopedias...opens it up to a page, shoves it in front of me and points.

I look and I read..."Pandas: Eats shoots and leaves."

You know, I make Rockwool for living and once I saw the Easter Bunny... But it wasn´t really The Easter Bunny, It was Dr. Doom....Oh fuck this...

2006-08-23 11:30:50

#13

']['error: Banned; +630|7115|The Netherlands

well one day a chair was getting bored and thought "hey why dont i make a nice cup of omfg-z0r soup?"
so he made the soup and it was delicious! after that the chair went to the Bup and had a drink. when he finaly came home he thought "hmmmm pie". so he made some pie in the middle of the night and ate it.
He went to bed, but he couldn't sleep well, he was thining of chees all the time. the next morning the chair went to the supermarked. he went to the info-office and asked where the cheese was. all the people in supermarked were like "ROFL OMFG a talking chair H4X !!11!! ". But the chair didn't care, he buyed the cheese and ate it.
When he was walking down the street he had to take a crap, so the chair pooped in some guys mouth. the guy liked all the poop on his face. so the chair went on walkin when he saw an phone on the street. he picked it up and called to NASA, he told them to shit in eachothers mouth. the NASA guys were like "ok!" and started to have some poopsex. the liked it very much had a poopfight after the sex. the chair thought "i want a smoke", so he pressed the "3" on the phone and some smoke appeared.

BF2S Forums Long Day at Dragon Valley

']['error wrote:

LemonChicken61 wrote:

Board footer