Straight from EA folks, the next booster pack called "Flaming Bag Of Dog ****" is set for release in mid-August 2006. The booster will focus on battles between the U.S.M.C., MEC and Chinese forces in the African theater. The booster pack will include - new vehicles, one-half of a new map and 1 new army.
New vehicles will include:
USMC
V-22 Osprey
The main feature of the V-22 is to crash immediately upon takeoff, killing all on-board.
C-130 Hercules
The main feature of the C-130 is that it does absolutely nothing. It sits on the runway and looks pretty.
M3-A1 Tuffy Bicycle
Quick transport for the foot soldier. Due to the cost of the war, the US could not afford Huffy bikes. Tuffy bikes have been known to spontaneously explode with no warning. Beware.
MEC
Insert overused and outdated Russian equipment here.
China
J-1000 Super Fighter
The J-1000 is a next generation fighter developed by the Chinese with all the money they made selling the U.S. Tuffy bikes. The main feature of the jet is the "Super Death Laser" attached to the front that automatically finds and destroys any target on the battlefield without any input from the pilot what-so-ever. Also, the J-1000 has a new super-alloy skin that is impenetrable by any projectile known to man.
Type 53 Moped
We own the sky, we gotta suck somewhere
NEW ARMY
We are very happy to introduce the new SSR army. The Starving Somalians with Rocks army will be armed only with rocks but the ticket ratio for that team will be doubled. SSR troops (like all others) will not be able to jump and throw rocks because that would be unrealistic. SSR Snipers will be armed with Super Stretch Slingshots while SSR Anti-Tank troops will be armed with a slightly larger rock than the other classes. The SSR army will be equipped with two (YES TWO!!!) new vehicles:
The Toyota truck missing the back right wheel.
It's also on fire
The Original Blackhawk Helicopters
Yes the BH from pre-1.2. Too bad it doesn't fly and you're out of bullets.
NEW MAP
Strike On Mogadishu
Mogadishu, built in the early 17th century, is the sister city of Karkand in Iran. The streets, buildings and trees are exactly the same!! One thing that sets them apart is that it is slightly less dusty and there are flys everywhere. Also, the all new feature we like to call "hypodermic needle" adds a whole new dimension to the game. Lay down in the wrong spot and you get AIDS. (like BOZO):
As always we are working around the **** here at EA/DICE to bring you the latest and greatest in your gaming experience. We strive for balance and a bug free game and we hope that this exciting new Booster pack will deliver. Set your calenders for August.......September ...what's that.....ok NOVEMBER SOLDIER!!
Pre-order Flaming Bag of Dog **** today!!!!
And here's what it looks like folks from the same guys that gave us 1.3 here you go soilders !!!
Also comes with brand new in game menu
BRAND NEW C4 OMGWTFHAX !!!1111
AND EVERYONES WILL LOVE THIS NEW IDEA WE JUST CAME UP WITH !!!
And everytime you play just like 1.3 you will also see this
But wait theres even more !!for 19.95 get the gitto bf2 in your face
More from EA:
We gotz good news for ya'll! The upcoming Flaming Bag of Dog Shizzo expansion pack will include the following new enhancements:
All new weapons now use the original BF2 accuracy and realism to account for all of the wasted ammo in the hood!
New Weapon - TEC9 - A highly refined weapon commonly used in drive by shootings.
Effective range: Length of sidewalk.
Damage: Hella' good!
Known for frequent jamming and misfires. Best used when spraying and darting off.
New Weapon - Jennings .25 Automatic (chrome plated) - Light weight side arm for the under-privileged.
Effective range: 5 feet.
Damage: Aight!
Known for frequent jamming and misfires. Easily hidden when tha' 5.0 is searchin' your Hooptie!
New Weapon - Big Tata' - Modified spud gun that shoots a potato core with an 8 inch gutter nail driven through it. When you see Homie lining up on you with this thing yo' **** best be steppin'!!!
Effective range: 30 feet
Damage: Hellz Yeah!
We recommend you super size it for $1.00!
New Sound - When player gets fragged you now hear the frantic voice of a grieving woman screaming "Boo got shot! Boo got shot!"
New Power-up - The Magnum .40 - Drink this when you need that extra boost of energy. (Replaces Med Kit)
New Vehicle - The Hooptie! - Urban assault vehicle. Comes wit' all o' da shizzle and style you need to unleash mass devastation on peeps dat be frontin' up in your hood!
New Anti-Base-Camping Countermeasures - "The Po-Po" - Base campers will be apprehended by law enforcement officials and put in "tha' dummy tank" until they are reablititated. So when you hear the sireens yo a$$ better run!
New Maps:
Rumble at Wal-Mart
Popeye's is out of Biscuits
Big Day at the Gun Show
Just remember... DON'T STEP ON THE BAG WHEN IT IS SHIPPED TO YOUR HOUSE!
Also new awards !!!!!!!!!!!
Bus Stop Ribbon Awarded to soldiers who stand clueless waiting for that vehicle that never comes...
Deck Swabber Ribbon Awarded to soldiers who stand on the aircraft carrier waiting for a jet, chopper, or low-flying seagull to whisk them away to the islands rather than risk getting wet in one of those plentiful "boats" - they're icky.
Driving Miss Daisy Ribbon This award is given to soldiers who beckon teammates into a vehicle then proceed to give them a scenic tour of the country. For some inexpliciable reason they are determined to go in the opposite direction of the flag/combat/anything of interest. And, by the time you figure out that you accidently hopped on Happy Larry's Magic Bus Tour, you're at least 2 minutes away from where you thought you were going. Are we there yet?
Eagle Scout Ribbon This award is given to soldiers who sit patiently as their fellow soldiers fall dead around them because that helicopter should respawn in 37.2 seconds. Also seen camping for tanks, APCs, jets, and StarWars tickets.
Florence Nightengale Ribbon Awarded to Medics who attempt to revive the enemy soldiers. Keep trying, I think I saw him twitch.
Hellen Keller Ribbon for Friendly Mine/Claymore Detection This award is given to those soldiers adept at finding friendly mines and claymores. Kudos to you, solider.
Peter Cottontail Combat Bravery Ribbon This award is given to those who like to stay above the action through bunny-hopping. Aim high, soldier. Aim high.
Ripcord Whack-a-mole Ribbon Awarded for hitting every key on the keyboard except the parachute key.
Stevie Wonder Aviation Ribbon Awarded for aviation skills demonstrated in combat without the use of eyesight. Usually awarded posthumously.
Viva La Resistance! Ribbon Awarded for running full-speed at a tank with a pistol
Weapons Malfunction Ribbon Awarded for emptying an entire clip at the enemy and hitting nothing, while the enemy proceeds to beat you to death with your own helmet
This should tide you over until the 1.4 patch is released!!
Your ever loving always putting the players FRIST AT EA new pos patch thax
Credits goes to WDA_OPTIMUSPRIME
http://www.totalbf2.com/forums/showthre … oster+pack
New vehicles will include:
USMC
V-22 Osprey
The main feature of the V-22 is to crash immediately upon takeoff, killing all on-board.
C-130 Hercules
The main feature of the C-130 is that it does absolutely nothing. It sits on the runway and looks pretty.
M3-A1 Tuffy Bicycle
Quick transport for the foot soldier. Due to the cost of the war, the US could not afford Huffy bikes. Tuffy bikes have been known to spontaneously explode with no warning. Beware.
MEC
Insert overused and outdated Russian equipment here.
China
J-1000 Super Fighter
The J-1000 is a next generation fighter developed by the Chinese with all the money they made selling the U.S. Tuffy bikes. The main feature of the jet is the "Super Death Laser" attached to the front that automatically finds and destroys any target on the battlefield without any input from the pilot what-so-ever. Also, the J-1000 has a new super-alloy skin that is impenetrable by any projectile known to man.
Type 53 Moped
We own the sky, we gotta suck somewhere
NEW ARMY
We are very happy to introduce the new SSR army. The Starving Somalians with Rocks army will be armed only with rocks but the ticket ratio for that team will be doubled. SSR troops (like all others) will not be able to jump and throw rocks because that would be unrealistic. SSR Snipers will be armed with Super Stretch Slingshots while SSR Anti-Tank troops will be armed with a slightly larger rock than the other classes. The SSR army will be equipped with two (YES TWO!!!) new vehicles:
The Toyota truck missing the back right wheel.
It's also on fire
The Original Blackhawk Helicopters
Yes the BH from pre-1.2. Too bad it doesn't fly and you're out of bullets.
NEW MAP
Strike On Mogadishu
Mogadishu, built in the early 17th century, is the sister city of Karkand in Iran. The streets, buildings and trees are exactly the same!! One thing that sets them apart is that it is slightly less dusty and there are flys everywhere. Also, the all new feature we like to call "hypodermic needle" adds a whole new dimension to the game. Lay down in the wrong spot and you get AIDS. (like BOZO):
As always we are working around the **** here at EA/DICE to bring you the latest and greatest in your gaming experience. We strive for balance and a bug free game and we hope that this exciting new Booster pack will deliver. Set your calenders for August.......September ...what's that.....ok NOVEMBER SOLDIER!!
Pre-order Flaming Bag of Dog **** today!!!!
And here's what it looks like folks from the same guys that gave us 1.3 here you go soilders !!!
Also comes with brand new in game menu
BRAND NEW C4 OMGWTFHAX !!!1111
AND EVERYONES WILL LOVE THIS NEW IDEA WE JUST CAME UP WITH !!!
And everytime you play just like 1.3 you will also see this
But wait theres even more !!for 19.95 get the gitto bf2 in your face
More from EA:
We gotz good news for ya'll! The upcoming Flaming Bag of Dog Shizzo expansion pack will include the following new enhancements:
All new weapons now use the original BF2 accuracy and realism to account for all of the wasted ammo in the hood!
New Weapon - TEC9 - A highly refined weapon commonly used in drive by shootings.
Effective range: Length of sidewalk.
Damage: Hella' good!
Known for frequent jamming and misfires. Best used when spraying and darting off.
New Weapon - Jennings .25 Automatic (chrome plated) - Light weight side arm for the under-privileged.
Effective range: 5 feet.
Damage: Aight!
Known for frequent jamming and misfires. Easily hidden when tha' 5.0 is searchin' your Hooptie!
New Weapon - Big Tata' - Modified spud gun that shoots a potato core with an 8 inch gutter nail driven through it. When you see Homie lining up on you with this thing yo' **** best be steppin'!!!
Effective range: 30 feet
Damage: Hellz Yeah!
We recommend you super size it for $1.00!
New Sound - When player gets fragged you now hear the frantic voice of a grieving woman screaming "Boo got shot! Boo got shot!"
New Power-up - The Magnum .40 - Drink this when you need that extra boost of energy. (Replaces Med Kit)
New Vehicle - The Hooptie! - Urban assault vehicle. Comes wit' all o' da shizzle and style you need to unleash mass devastation on peeps dat be frontin' up in your hood!
New Anti-Base-Camping Countermeasures - "The Po-Po" - Base campers will be apprehended by law enforcement officials and put in "tha' dummy tank" until they are reablititated. So when you hear the sireens yo a$$ better run!
New Maps:
Rumble at Wal-Mart
Popeye's is out of Biscuits
Big Day at the Gun Show
Just remember... DON'T STEP ON THE BAG WHEN IT IS SHIPPED TO YOUR HOUSE!
Also new awards !!!!!!!!!!!
Bus Stop Ribbon Awarded to soldiers who stand clueless waiting for that vehicle that never comes...
Deck Swabber Ribbon Awarded to soldiers who stand on the aircraft carrier waiting for a jet, chopper, or low-flying seagull to whisk them away to the islands rather than risk getting wet in one of those plentiful "boats" - they're icky.
Driving Miss Daisy Ribbon This award is given to soldiers who beckon teammates into a vehicle then proceed to give them a scenic tour of the country. For some inexpliciable reason they are determined to go in the opposite direction of the flag/combat/anything of interest. And, by the time you figure out that you accidently hopped on Happy Larry's Magic Bus Tour, you're at least 2 minutes away from where you thought you were going. Are we there yet?
Eagle Scout Ribbon This award is given to soldiers who sit patiently as their fellow soldiers fall dead around them because that helicopter should respawn in 37.2 seconds. Also seen camping for tanks, APCs, jets, and StarWars tickets.
Florence Nightengale Ribbon Awarded to Medics who attempt to revive the enemy soldiers. Keep trying, I think I saw him twitch.Hellen Keller Ribbon for Friendly Mine/Claymore Detection This award is given to those soldiers adept at finding friendly mines and claymores. Kudos to you, solider.
Peter Cottontail Combat Bravery Ribbon This award is given to those who like to stay above the action through bunny-hopping. Aim high, soldier. Aim high.
Ripcord Whack-a-mole Ribbon Awarded for hitting every key on the keyboard except the parachute key.
Stevie Wonder Aviation Ribbon Awarded for aviation skills demonstrated in combat without the use of eyesight. Usually awarded posthumously.
Viva La Resistance! Ribbon Awarded for running full-speed at a tank with a pistol
Weapons Malfunction Ribbon Awarded for emptying an entire clip at the enemy and hitting nothing, while the enemy proceeds to beat you to death with your own helmet
This should tide you over until the 1.4 patch is released!!
Your ever loving always putting the players FRIST AT EA new pos patch thax
Credits goes to WDA_OPTIMUSPRIME
http://www.totalbf2.com/forums/showthre … oster+pack