BF2 Poetry

2006-08-24 18:20:24

#26

explosivo: Banned; +262|6905

i'm playing bf2

oh no i need a poo

i cant go to the loo

i'll do it in this shoe

phew!!!

2006-08-24 19:30:59

#27

Cuttin_cut: Member; +7|7001

I haven't heard this song about the APC..could some one post a link to this song....lol...

these poems are great....lets see more funny stuff

2006-08-24 19:33:27

#28

JOJOBA: my penis itches; +18|6795|Columbus, OH

here's one...

sex.

2006-08-24 19:49:15

#29

HeadShotAK47: Hand's shaken' / Heart's beatn' / Still Shootin'; +32|6988|Ft. Laudy, FL, USA

I hop in the stinger,
In hopes of some quick kills.
I hear the ringer,
So I fire the missles,
The jet flips and bends,
Little did i kno it was a team of j10s.
To my dread,
They did a roll,
And fired a stream of lead,
And buried me in a hole.

keep this thread alive

Last edited by HeadShotAK47 (2006-08-24 20:17:19)

2006-08-25 20:14:12

#30

delta_III: Member; +4|6888|Carrollton, Tx

lol ak that was a good one

2006-08-25 20:20:21

#31

Brasso: member; +1,549|6892

|-->KN<--| wrote:
Well, I'm rumblin' in this APC
I'm 9 years old, my squadleader's sitting beside me
And the rockets rattle my sights like beserk

We're shouting:
Don't C4 my armor you bunnyjumpin' jerk!!
We probably had a bloody hard day
But we had headsets and Teamspeak...
And base ramped away.

Killing all the usless n00bs we could find
They're getting all impatient and angery...
But we don't mind

taken from a BF2 movie I saw on Google Video...I forgot what it was called. Good quote nonetheless, although you got most of it wrong.

EDIT: I remember! The APC Song!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid … &hl=en

Last edited by haffeysucks (2006-08-25 20:22:29)

"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"

2006-08-25 22:28:43

#32

Boots: Member; +17|6802|PA

So I'm running along the construction site at sharqi
Then "pud, pud;" "we got a sniper on crane" I say over TS
... Shortly the sniper meets his death.

After running out of stam "bam, bam"
Someone with a DAO is trying to fill me full of holes
so I drop to prone and plant 3 x 3 shots to his dome
Its so simple to own with a mouse like mine, even while on the phone

2007-12-13 15:08:51