teh_slackerer
Member
+2|6944
I've had someone say to me, actually the someone is xx_hopeless_xx, any how and i quote "How do you write roman numerals on the pc" i was in such a state of beffuddlement i couldn't answer, also in the past he asked my friend mindgoblin and again i quote " How much bandwith does photoshop use?" he asked that when he was going to play some bf2 and saw photoshop use?" why he would ask such,  a forgive me for saying, retarded question? photoshop was open and he went to play bf2 and he wanted to make sure photoshop wasnt gonna lag em, another time he was asked to open shareaza, so he opened the folder and thought that would do it, i mean friggin lawl, i'm surprised xx_hopeless_xx can even turn the pc on, if that isnt a n00b then i dont what is, so let me hear it what is the n00bish thing someone has ever said to you??
Chou
Member
+737|7261
He knows how to install a patch, give him credit for that
teh_slackerer
Member
+2|6944
nay not even, he ues mindgoblin's pc, and get this he played bf2 so much he burnt out goblins vid card

Last edited by teh_slackerer (2006-08-27 21:07:14)

topthrill05
Member
+125|7048|Rochester NY USA
When does the 10:00 laser show start?
R3v4n
We shall beat to quarters!
+433|6957|Melbourne

Asked how to turn off a pc by my dad.
~ Do you not know that in the service … one must always choose the lesser of two weevils?
basetballjones
Member
+30|7219
"how do you fly the helicopter"

!!  E   !!  9 9 9 999999 99999 9999 splat! fuck!
ReGmAn78
Member
+16|7117|Alberta, Canada
not much in a game, but i had a buddy once that thought if he bought a new monitor he would lose all his info on his computer LOL
BolvisOculus
Spagett!
+167|7089|Manitowoc, WI

ReGmAn78 wrote:

not much in a game, but i had a buddy once that thought if he bought a new monitor he would lose all his info on his computer LOL
It's funny to hear the people that think the monitor is where the actualy PC is.
FrankieSpankie3388
Hockey Nut
+243|7001|Boston, MA
^^We were all there at one point in our lives.
AnimalMotherGLP
Member
+14|6950

FrankieSpankie3388 wrote:

^^We were all there at one point in our lives.
Id love to agree with you, but somethings listed above are just comon sense.

The one thing in the above that happened to me, was the turning off... I was only 5 at the time (12 years ago)... but still, who woulda guessed that to turn off the PC, you press START?

Last edited by AnimalMotherGLP (2006-08-27 22:07:55)

kontrolcrimson
Get your body beat.
+183|7298|Australia
i saw someone in bf2 ask how do they type to all players.... he was on the other team.
Ben>You
Member
+90|6997
I once was yelled at for hacking because - and I quote- "NOOB IDIOT YOU CANT GUIDE A TV MISSLE!"

Lol @ KC's
gene_pool
Banned
+519|7092|Gold coast, Aus.
A whole game goes by, no uav, thought the enemy must have destroyed it so I forgot about it...with 20 tickets left, our commander asks "how do you bring up the commander screen"
specops10-4
Member
+108|7214|In the hills
One time a person who had started playing for the first time ever asked how to spawn...

Actually the very first time i played the demo it took me a minute to figure out how to spawn, so i couldnt give this guy too much greif. 

In RL i had a dumbass ask me how to get to his house when i had no idea who the hell he was!
I.M.I Militant
We Are Not Alone In Here
+297|7190|Melbourne, Australia
i was on wake and seen sum random blocking the jets so i ran up an knifed him den let the jet pass an began teabaggin the blocker.. he came back an kept tryin to tk me of course i let him . 3 tks into it he got banned for 2 weeks
--==00OIO00==--
Member
+12|6999|Manchester, England
If my Dad asks me "how do I cut and paste" or "left click or right click" again I'm going to take his computer off him!
kylef
Gone
+1,352|6964|N. Ireland
"what's a noob" was the most memorable one.. damn, he got wrecked the whole damn round!
SEMPER
Member
+4|6930
a guy called me a n00b once
Zimmer
Un Moderador
+1,688|7227|Scotland

SEMPER wrote:

a guy called me a n00b once
Maybe he had a point.
kn0ckahh
Member
+98|7209|netherlands, sweet lake city
A USMC guy was standing at an USMC flag ...  10 minutes pass by ... then he asks   why cant I capture this flag ?? ...............................
SEMPER
Member
+4|6930
quick on the uptake arent we
DRKillusion
Member
+10|6946|glued to my chair
im house mate had played bf 1942 for 3 months then watched me play and said " oh i didnt know you could reload your weapon"
Snake
Missing, Presumed Dead
+1,046|7036|England

In game, someone asked if you could zoom in with the sniper rifle I swear I got a screenie of it if i can find it.

Last edited by Snake (2006-08-28 04:06:08)

Goven
/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿
+125|6951|Purdue
Someone asked "how do I aim??"

Last edited by Goven (2006-08-28 04:07:10)

De_Jappe
Triarii
+432|6998|Belgium

some idiot: Let me fly, you suck, i'm much better! (as he was pointing his sniper rifle towards me, I gave him a chance)
He takes off, flies right into the friendly blackhawk, get's kicked for more than 4 teamkills.
I love irony.

Not said to me but I saw it on irc: He made this ascii headset
  __
d    b
Some guy: Cool, but how did you do that invert d?
...
never mind...

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