I saw that on the top 100 irc quotes ^^De_Jappe wrote:
some idiot: Let me fly, you suck, i'm much better! (as he was pointing his sniper rifle towards me, I gave him a chance)
He takes off, flies right into the friendly blackhawk, get's kicked for more than 4 teamkills.
I love irony.
Not said to me but I saw it on irc: He made this ascii headset
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d b
Some guy: Cool, but how did you do that invert d?
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never mind...
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loooooooooooool this is the funniest thing everzimmer92 wrote:
Maybe he had a point.SEMPER wrote:
a guy called me a n00b once
We were in this gay cooking class in school a couple years back. We were on the topic of chickens and my friend asked where do eggs come from?
been pissing her off about it ever since
been pissing her off about it ever since
Coworker: How do i get to my email from my computer at home?
me: what?
cw: i want to check my yahoo from home, i know how to do it here, but how do i from home?
me: zomfg boon
cw: what?
me: nothing, are u serious?
cw: yes
I explained it and walked away trying not to bust a nut laughing.
me: what?
cw: i want to check my yahoo from home, i know how to do it here, but how do i from home?
me: zomfg boon
cw: what?
me: nothing, are u serious?
cw: yes
I explained it and walked away trying not to bust a nut laughing.
I had a guy call me and one of my friends hackers 'cause I killed his tank with a TV missile. His reasoning was that YOU CANT KILL A TANK WITH ONE ROCKET.
We nearly crashed 'cause my pilot was laughing so hard.
We nearly crashed 'cause my pilot was laughing so hard.
"Why arent your tv missle locking onto me, you ****ing hacker!"
Some guy said that to me in a pub.
Some guy said that to me in a pub.
i hate u
it's not laggin his connection but it's laggin the game. ps reserves a lot of ram when you load ps and this ram can't be used by bf2why he would ask such, a forgive me for saying, retarded question? photoshop was open and he went to play bf2 and he wanted to make sure photoshop wasnt gonna lag em
someone in my server asked is a glitch a unfail advantage? i reply yes he says why do you have unlocks then?
in real live i sed something that only dutch peeps will understand:
mam zit er echt zuurkool in cola
mam zit er echt zuurkool in cola
noob geek?? potato potata!!!!teh_slackerer wrote:
I've had someone say to me, actually the someone is xx_hopeless_xx, any how and i quote "How do you write roman numerals on the pc" i was in such a state of beffuddlement i couldn't answer, also in the past he asked my friend mindgoblin and again i quote " How much bandwith does photoshop use?" he asked that when he was going to play some bf2 and saw photoshop use?" why he would ask such, a forgive me for saying, retarded question? photoshop was open and he went to play bf2 and he wanted to make sure photoshop wasnt gonna lag em, another time he was asked to open shareaza, so he opened the folder and thought that would do it, i mean friggin lawl, i'm surprised xx_hopeless_xx can even turn the pc on, if that isnt a n00b then i dont what is, so let me hear it what is the n00bish thing someone has ever said to you??
LOLgene_pool wrote:
A whole game goes by, no uav, thought the enemy must have destroyed it so I forgot about it...with 20 tickets left, our commander asks "how do you bring up the commander screen"
My sisiter threatened to erase my CD with a magnet once.
Told her to go for it.
Told her to go for it.
I was the Chinese commander on Wake once, and i kept artying the Carrier b/c that's where literally ALL the USMC guys were camping, and after about 5 min i get this "Chinese commander has small dick for artying uncap!"
My dad asked me once...
its here...Where is the ANY key???
Last edited by masterofflama (2006-08-28 09:58:53)
we were in sex ed (zOmG ReAlLy?) once and the teacher was talking about condoms.
my friend suddenly said to the teacher "so basically, if we dont wear condoms, were screwed"
everyone bust out laughing and he didnt understand what he had said
i thinks its more of a "you had to have been there" things.
my friend suddenly said to the teacher "so basically, if we dont wear condoms, were screwed"
everyone bust out laughing and he didnt understand what he had said
i thinks its more of a "you had to have been there" things.
my dad said i was a accident , not really nooobish but hurt my feelings.
ouch +1 for you pain
Someone told me that i need to go up when rising a jet, DUH!
Most n00bish thing ever said to me must be: "I'm a Christian."
I laughed!
I laughed!
LOL That was me!kontrolcrimson wrote:
i saw someone in bf2 ask how do they type to all players.... he was on the other team.
haha...my sister threatens to break my CD's, when i dont let her use my computer She broke command & conquer not to long ago.... But if she breaks BF2 shes buying me a new one..or else lolthe_outsider38 wrote:
My sisiter threatened to erase my CD with a magnet once.
Told her to go for it.
I saw something similar...on BF2s forum actually. Some guy started a lame thread and was getting spammed and someone told him to stop being a noob. His reply was something along the lines of:leetkyle wrote:
"what's a noob" was the most memorable one.. damn, he got wrecked the whole damn round!
"...blah, blah, blah...and I'm not a noob, whatever the hell that is! I just don't know how to do it."
hey, back when i first got the game, if i was near a mine and the symbol showed up, i thought pirates were attacking, so i shot the nearest person. yup, i got quite a few tk's.
Hilarious...absolutely hilarious! *wishing I knew what it meant*Niekjejeje wrote:
in real live i sed something that only dutch peeps will understand:
mam zit er echt zuurkool in cola
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