Most n00bish thing ever said to you

2006-08-28 11:02:12

#51

MastersMom: YOUR mom goes to college; +61|7126

Hydroion wrote:
we were in sex ed (zOmG ReAlLy?) once and the teacher was talking about condoms.

my friend suddenly said to the teacher "so basically, if we dont wear condoms, were screwed"

everyone bust out laughing and he didnt understand what he had said

i thinks its more of a "you had to have been there" things.

Sex ed class, 5th grade, guys and girls were seperated into different class rooms so everyone would feel comfortable asking questions. One guy asks:

"So, when you're getting ready to have sex...and...you know...it gets hard n' stuff...does it just go in on it's own...like, I mean...does it know where to go or do you have to guide it?"

Granted we were in 5th grade but holy crap the class room (including the teacher) was choking down laughs for the rest of the class.

2006-08-28 11:03:20

#52

ValentijnR: Member; +18|7024

MastersMom wrote:
Niekjejeje wrote:
in real live i sed something that only dutch peeps will understand:
mam zit er echt zuurkool in cola
Hilarious...absolutely hilarious! *wishing I knew what it meant*

Mom, does cola really contain sauerkraut?

2006-08-28 11:10:51

#53

Vampira_NB: Trying is the first step to failing; +76|7144|Canada Eh?

my brother's friend said he got a new NFS game (this was pre-underground, Dont remember which NFS though), he told me brother he could copy it for him, he gets to school the next day and his friend hands him a 3" floppy disc, My brother stares at him like a deer in headlights knowing that the floppy could never hold the entire game, upon entering the diskette in the PC, he finds the NFS shortcut but no installation files... lawl

2006-08-28 11:11:05

#54

MrE`158: Member; +103|7094

I've worked tech-support, and I've heard some of the dumbest things in the world while doing that.

One of the best was, while working on emails, my mate beside me starts laughing, to the point where he can't speak, and just points at his screen.

There's an email from a customer (to our tech support office) asking "How do I send an email to tech support?"

... How the hell do you answer that without calling the guy a complete fucktard?

2006-08-28 11:16:04

#55

KVNY: Member; +25|7126|SoCal

Had just been selected as commander on mashturr. Spawned at the hotel as engineer and was gonna run up into the mountains where i could hide and command and fix artilery if need be. A humvee full of us soldiers rolled up and killed me.
Observant n00b: "hey commndr why dont you just stay put, then things like that wouldn't happen."
Me: "Blow me"

2006-08-28 11:28:10

#56

JaM3z: Banned; +311|7181

OMG LIEK DO HAVE THE 2142 BETA OMG OMG OMG SEND ME A KEY PLZ THX OMG WOTS IT LIEK IS IT OUT YET OMG OMG OMG HOW DID YOU IT OMG LIEK YOUR SO COOL AND I WANNA SUCK YOUR PENIS OMG YOUR LEET WANNA COME ON MY TEAMSPEAK WITH ME? OMG OMG OMG OMG

This is a daily thing that i get on xfire.

2006-08-28 12:58:11

#57

ReGmAn78: Member; +16|7117|Alberta, Canada

JaM3z wrote:
OMG LIEK DO HAVE THE 2142 BETA OMG OMG OMG SEND ME A KEY PLZ THX OMG WOTS IT LIEK IS IT OUT YET OMG OMG OMG HOW DID YOU IT OMG LIEK YOUR SO COOL AND I WANNA SUCK YOUR PENIS OMG YOUR LEET WANNA COME ON MY TEAMSPEAK WITH ME? OMG OMG OMG OMG

This is a daily thing that i get on xfire.

Are the people on ur Xfire all 10 years old?

2006-08-28 13:02:18

#58

JaM3z: Banned; +311|7181

i have no idea, with being like uber leet and shitz i get alot of people from here add me on xfire, and then you have friends of friends list, i mean its riculous.

2006-08-28 13:04:08

#59

iNeedUrFace4Soup: fuck it; +348|7016

https://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y73/skumlor/sigh.jpg

2006-08-28 13:10:19

#60

penguin.killer: Member; +75|6951

mam zit er echt zuurkool in cola, dont have a clue what it says but i sounds like this on swedish :
Mamma det är surkål i coca colan

Last edited by penguin.killer (2006-08-28 13:10:40)

2006-08-28 13:14:02

#61

Delphy: Member; +45|7056|Bristol, UK

ValentijnR wrote:
MastersMom wrote:
Niekjejeje wrote:
in real live i sed something that only dutch peeps will understand:
mam zit er echt zuurkool in cola
Hilarious...absolutely hilarious! *wishing I knew what it meant*
Mom, does cola really contain sauerkraut?

Babelfish said:

"mam sits there really acid cabbage in cola"

2006-08-28 13:30:41

#62

MorbidFetus: Member; +76|7022|Ohio

I depatched to 1.03 for the sole purpose of raping the carrier. Once on Wake I was rocking this F-35 all round and the guy asked "how do you make missiles hit all the time"? I can see how it would be a valid question but I didn't even know how to respond.

That's the only thing that really comes to mind. I'm usually drunk while playing so I don't remember much after the fact.

2006-08-28 14:26:21

#63

908741059871059781: Sheep of War; +40|7114

The word NOOB

2006-08-28 14:58:58

#64

Ubersturmbannfuhrer: I am a fucking homosexual; +211|7077|Parainen, Finland

We were discussing artillery tactics in the army and the subject was calibrating the artillery to get the grenades in the requested sector...

After the class, our Captain asked if anyone of us had any questions.

One guy raised his hand and asked: Where do you shoot, I mean, where do the grenades go if the artillery isn´t calibrated??

The Captain was speechless... So were we..

We had a nice afternoon after that question washing and cleaning the 130:s

Last edited by Ubersturmbannfuhrer (2006-08-28 15:00:19)

2006-08-28 15:20:58

#65

Audio: Member; +130|7003|Orlando, FL

On our Dalian server, I was going solo in the chopper, owning anyone who came near me. I was at like a 28-1 K/D and this SAME kid kept getting in the chopper trying to kill me, so after about the 15th time in a row killing him, he says:

Wall hacks in the air?

I think he meant sky hacks?

Who knows, but that was by far the most noobish thing ever said to me.

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