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16) Do Ninjas Drive cars?

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1) What is the significance of being an Internet Ninja?  Are you hackers or something?
  We try to be helpful.  We are not hackers

2) Why ninjas?  Why not killer dwarfs, goblins, or wolverines?  Is choice of "Ninja" arbitrary?
  Why not?  Dunno.  I was just invited to join.

3) What is the origin of the Internet Ninja?  When did this Internet cult start?  How?
  I only know about the BF2 Ninjas.

4) Why do you identify yourself as a Ninja?  Real ninjas do not reveal their identity.
  See #1.  Hopefully if someone needs help, but does not want to post publicly, they can PM/e-mail us.

5) Is being a Ninja cool?  Why?
  Yes.  We get to hear the two best words on the planet: "Thank You."

6) Is this like dressing up for a Star Trek convention?
  Ummm... no.  However, we sometimes weare our T-Shirt Ninja Hoods.

7) Do you actively portray yourself as a Ninja when you aren't online?
  No.  My wife would never come near me.

8) Is there an internet dojo somewhere that allows you to share recipes or something?  What are the Ninja perks?  A clan perhaps?
  If there is, I have not found it (I am only level 3)  Perks are we stick together.  Flam one Ninja and we will visit our combined wrath upon you.

9) What is the purpose of the internet Ninja?
  To try and bring sanity to the forums.

10) What makes you a good internet Ninja?
  I'm a dad.

11) Do Internet Ninjas add value to non-Ninjas?
  I hope so.

12) Do Internet Ninjas add value to other Ninjas?
Again, I hope so.

13) What's special about being a Ninja?
  Not much.  We are humble servents and do not consider ourselves special.

14) Do you have prerequisites for becoming a Ninja?
  Yes.  You must be nomiated by a Ninja who has seen you being activly helpful & cheerful.  Sounds more like the Boy Scouts 

15) Do you feel people take you seriously because you identify yourself as a Ninja?
  It is the quality of the post, not the title of the poster.

16) Sometimes we drive motorcycles.

Kaosdad008 wrote:

1) What is the significance of being an Internet Ninja?  Are you hackers or something?
  We try to be helpful.  We are not hackers

9) What is the purpose of the internet Ninja?
  To try and bring sanity to the forums.

Thanks for taking the time and effort.

So does a PM get sent out to the Ninjas to organize the driveby shooting?

Oh no, we Ninjas have ways of of knowing.


And stop playing that that - it'll get infected.

Hrm....  I was 13 31 years ago.  BF2s Ninjas are still cool.

do you guys eat whatever you kill? if so where do i sign up?

Wow - I could so respond to this in an inappropriate way.  I'll PM you MM.