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2006-09-11 08:01:52

#51

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7135

']['error wrote:
cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
Mabec wrote:
Isnt BF2 from 16 Y/O and above?
thats in europe. bf2 is 13+ here. and didnt i say i got beer? BEER and legal drinking age here is 18 =/
legal drinking age here is 16, im 17 now and BEER FTW!!1!! got my first beer when i was 14...

when friends give birthdayparty's when they are home alone + lots of alcohol and chicks = ^^

i had my first beer when i was 5, my dad gave it to me

ill try to find the pics... you know... women and taking my camera...

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2006-09-11 08:15:13

#52

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7180

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
']['error wrote:
cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
thats in europe. bf2 is 13+ here. and didnt i say i got beer? BEER and legal drinking age here is 18 =/
legal drinking age here is 16, im 17 now and BEER FTW!!1!! got my first beer when i was 14...

when friends give birthdayparty's when they are home alone + lots of alcohol and chicks = ^^
i had my first beer when i was 5, my dad gave it to me

ill try to find the pics... you know... women and taking my camera...

Yes. No pics = Fail.

2006-09-11 08:16:24

#53

elmo1337: Banned; +186|6978|The real world

on the intrawebs there are free boobs!!

2006-09-11 08:17:48

#54

DoctorFruitloop: Level 13 Wrongdoer; +515|6965|Doncaster, UK

intrawebs boobiez = teh fail.

Pics of boobiez that teh cyborg has seen = teh win

2006-09-11 08:17:56

#55

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7135

usmarine2005 wrote:
cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
']['error wrote:

legal drinking age here is 16, im 17 now and BEER FTW!!1!! got my first beer when i was 14...

when friends give birthdayparty's when they are home alone + lots of alcohol and chicks = ^^
i had my first beer when i was 5, my dad gave it to me

ill try to find the pics... you know... women and taking my camera...
Yes. No pics = Fail.

pics tommorow lah... coz i dont have camera now

2006-09-11 08:19:31

#56

DoctorFruitloop: Level 13 Wrongdoer; +515|6965|Doncaster, UK

pics tomorrow = teh false promises of boobieage!

2006-09-11 08:22:33

#57

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7135

DoctorFruitloop wrote:
pics tomorrow = teh false promises of boobieage!

not exactly boobies, but me and girl w/ beer

2006-09-11 08:28:26

#58

DoctorFruitloop: Level 13 Wrongdoer; +515|6965|Doncaster, UK

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
DoctorFruitloop wrote:
pics tomorrow = teh false promises of boobieage!
not exactly boobies, but me and girl w/ beer

You led us to believe there would be teh boobieez, there are no boobieezz!

We demand pics of boobiezz or Cyborg Ninja = teh FAIL!

2006-09-11 08:38:00

#59

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7135

DoctorFruitloop wrote:
cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
DoctorFruitloop wrote:
pics tomorrow = teh false promises of boobieage!
not exactly boobies, but me and girl w/ beer
You led us to believe there would be teh boobieez, there are no boobieezz!

We demand pics of boobiezz or Cyborg Ninja = teh FAIL!

i saw boobies. it woudlnt be nice to take pictures of girls boobies, ill be taken out by bouncers =/ but i saw em and my sig gives you enough boobies if you want more... use google and search luana lani

2006-09-11 08:40:42

#60

DoctorFruitloop: Level 13 Wrongdoer; +515|6965|Doncaster, UK

A true Ninja Master would be able to take pics of teh boobieez without being detected.

I am beginning to think you = teh fail

2006-09-11 08:45:59

#61

White-Fusion: Fuck; +616|6970|Scotland

Wait... so you dont have pics? :S

2006-09-11 08:46:47

#62

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7135

DoctorFruitloop wrote:
A true Ninja Master would be able to take pics of teh boobieez without being detected.

I am beginning to think you = teh fail

then again a true ninja must respect womens boobies

2006-09-11 08:49:02

#63

DoctorFruitloop: Level 13 Wrongdoer; +515|6965|Doncaster, UK

Yes, but in respecting teh booobieez, you must also respect the needs of teh many, which is to see teh booobieez.

Last edited by DoctorFruitloop (2006-09-11 08:53:58)

2006-09-11 08:53:08

#64

Cubefreak666: I kill you in future, too; +34|7051|Germany

This is the most interesting conversation I have ever read on the forum.
btw. I dont like beer but Saturday I drunk so much vodka that i had to puke.(-:
Oh, and i am 15.

2006-09-11 08:55:03

#65

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7135

DoctorFruitloop wrote:
Yes, but in respecting teh booobieez, you must also respect the needs of teh many, which is to see teh booobieez.

but i must set an example to you all but i will post pics of me dancing w/ women

2006-09-11 08:55:07

#66

DoctorFruitloop: Level 13 Wrongdoer; +515|6965|Doncaster, UK

Cubefreak666 wrote:
Oh, and i am 15.

Then you should not see teh boobieeez!

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
DoctorFruitloop wrote:
Yes, but in respecting teh booobieez, you must also respect the needs of teh many, which is to see teh booobieez.
but i must set an example to you all but i will post pics of me dancing w/ women

Then you may redeem yourself if they are teh hawt laydeez with teh big boobieeez!

Last edited by DoctorFruitloop (2006-09-11 08:56:18)

2006-09-11 08:58:11

#67

Cubefreak666: I kill you in future, too; +34|7051|Germany

do you think i shit my pants, when i see the boobies?
I mean, cyborg ninja is 15, too.
Sorry, teh big boobieeez.

Last edited by Cubefreak666 (2006-09-11 08:58:57)

2006-09-11 08:59:09

#68

DoctorFruitloop: Level 13 Wrongdoer; +515|6965|Doncaster, UK

Cubefreak666 wrote:
do you think i shit my pants, when i see the boobies?
I mean, cyborg ninja is 15, too.

But he has the ejaculatory control of teh Level 12 Ninja Master.

2006-09-11 09:00:37

#69

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7135

Cubefreak666 wrote:
do you think i shit my pants, when i see the boobies?
I mean, cyborg ninja is 15, too.
Sorry, teh big boobieeez.

you got it all wrong. your 15. your a normal human, while i am more genitically more advanced and i hit puberty way earlier than any of joo n00bz.

and yes my ejaculatory level is teh highest

2006-09-11 09:01:19

#70

Cubefreak666: I kill you in future, too; +34|7051|Germany

+1 for that, fruitloop
Then I think I should not go to Taipeh, because I am white and every girl on the street would show me tehir boobieeez.

Last edited by Cubefreak666 (2006-09-11 09:01:54)

2006-09-11 09:03:09

#71

DoctorFruitloop: Level 13 Wrongdoer; +515|6965|Doncaster, UK

I too am white and I would gladly walk over hot sands and broken glass to see teh hawt booobieez of the Taipei laydeeez

2006-09-11 09:03:59

#72

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7135

Cubefreak666 wrote:
+1 for that, fruitloop
Then I think I should not go to Taipeh, because I am white and every girl on the street would show me tehir boobieeez.

not every girl will show you her boobies, you still need a bit of charm, but minimal. but i see nice boobies every time i go to taipei, but its too far, fuck it. and getting on the worlds tallest building using the worlds fastest elevator makes my e-penis a lot larger than yours.

2006-09-11 09:04:41

#73

Cubefreak666: I kill you in future, too; +34|7051|Germany

I would too, and even Iif I would ejaculate permanently -which is not the case- i would go there.

2006-09-11 09:05:20

#74

DoctorFruitloop: Level 13 Wrongdoer; +515|6965|Doncaster, UK

My e-penis pales in comparison to it's RL counterpart, but being 35 my ejaculatory control = teh FAIL!

Those poor laydeez would drown

Last edited by DoctorFruitloop (2006-09-11 09:06:07)

2006-09-11 09:07:28

#75

Cubefreak666: I kill you in future, too; +34|7051|Germany

hahaha

But you are 35-> teh fail to say it in your words

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