Fine wine, my friend, fine wine.
funny story. i walk into a bar, i almost sufficated by women bumping into me... was soft bump, i suspect boobiesDoctorFruitloop wrote:
My e-penis pales in comparison to it's RL counterpart, but being 35 my ejaculatory control = teh FAIL!
Those poor laydeez would drown
Was she tall or are you that short?
maybe he has a short.
im 175cm, and asian girls are short. there were too many... i fell... then i heard my name... cyborg.... ninja... then i jumped up and took out my katana and killed like 4 of them =/ bad move indeedDoctorFruitloop wrote:
Was she tall or are you that short?
I'm surprised missy Eliot showed up in Taiwan, if you not making shit up lol , '
One in seven marriages now involves a partner from another country. As Taiwan's birthrate is among the lowest in the world.***** Fact about ur country .
Also you must speak Mandarin or Taiwanese and English is a common second language, with many large private schools such as Hess providing English instruction. English also features on several of Taiwan's education exams.
hehehe you are become part of Globalization more like us who live in U.S. or aka Western culture.
One in seven marriages now involves a partner from another country. As Taiwan's birthrate is among the lowest in the world.***** Fact about ur country .
Also you must speak Mandarin or Taiwanese and English is a common second language, with many large private schools such as Hess providing English instruction. English also features on several of Taiwan's education exams.
hehehe you are become part of Globalization more like us who live in U.S. or aka Western culture.
So you killed them, but did not see teh boobieeez?
FAIL
FAIL
and then you realised that your mother was actually shouting your name and that the boobieeez were those of your dog.
No, j/k, i bet you don't have a dog or ate it when you were a baby.;-)
No, j/k, i bet you don't have a dog or ate it when you were a baby.;-)
There is no dog..... only booobieeeez!
don't you know teh boobieee-dog?
teh dog has not teh big boooobieez, just the small boooobieeez. You must seek teh enlightenment of teh big booobieeeez!
hehe yes i speak mandarin and taiwanese and english hess is like teh fail. missy did come to taiwan, it was part of her tour or sumthing. yes i know birthrate is declining... thats why im doing my job as a breeder w/ my gf she will be the lucky one to carry down my genesblademaster wrote:
I'm surprised missy Eliot showed up in Taiwan, if you not making shit up lol , '
One in seven marriages now involves a partner from another country. As Taiwan's birthrate is among the lowest in the world.***** Fact about ur country .
Also you must speak Mandarin or Taiwanese and English is a common second language, with many large private schools such as Hess providing English instruction. English also features on several of Taiwan's education exams.
hehehe you are become part of Globalization more like us who live in U.S. or aka Western culture.
to fruity:
i partially saw boobies and thought it was an ambush commonly known as seduce men attack.
zomfg we want to s33 teh Boobiezzzz!1!1!
come give us the teh b00bz ninja hazzz seen!!!11!!1
come give us the teh b00bz ninja hazzz seen!!!11!!1
Or was it teh underhand booobieeezzz attack of teh Bangkok Laydeeboi!
omg i fucking hate thais... they are like the asshole of asia... thats why i kill and ask question laters. and besides, i see enough boobies from my gfDoctorFruitloop wrote:
Or was it teh underhand booobieeezzz attack of teh Bangkok Laydeeboi!
Their deception deserves death. They are quite definitely without honour, amongst other things they've got that they shouldn't have.
i kinda felt sorry for them since they were supposed to say i love you first... then i will go into sexy charm modeDoctorFruitloop wrote:
Their deception deserves death. They are quite definitely without honour, amongst other things they've got that they shouldn't have.
Are you talking about trousersnakes on a woman?
im talking about stupid women who dont say they love me. they deserve deathCubefreak666 wrote:
Are you talking about trousersnakes on a woman?
Missey Elliot! What the hell were you thinking!
I've seen Muse, Motorhead, In Flames, Thrice, Coheed & Cambria, got stuck in a crush at Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Come on, I didn't die at them, Missey Elliot is for little babies to listen to.
I've seen Muse, Motorhead, In Flames, Thrice, Coheed & Cambria, got stuck in a crush at Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Come on, I didn't die at them, Missey Elliot is for little babies to listen to.
You ask a wise question. Yes, teh laydeeboi has hidden perils.
Wow wow wow, did you read the first few posts? i didnt go there to listen to missy elliot, i was there to dance w/ chicks since i won free tickets, hell i would rather go to a rammstein concert than missyShowMeTheMonkey wrote:
Missey Elliot! What the hell were you thinking!
I've seen Muse, Motorhead, In Flames, Thrice, Coheed & Cambria, got stuck in a crush at Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Come on, I didn't die at them, Missey Elliot is for little babies to listen to.
Good to hear that people from ther other side of the world like Rammstein,too
Ok, true, I didn't read on. You are again forgiven.
You guys all seem obsessed with boobies. Tit wanks are the only good thing about them, though useful as pillows sometimes.
You guys all seem obsessed with boobies. Tit wanks are the only good thing about them, though useful as pillows sometimes.
whaaa im also 15 and i drink spirits