Holy crap hilarious!!

2006-09-16 23:20:50

#1

Nyte: Legendary BF2S Veteran; +535|7215|Toronto, ON

I never knew how fun it is to do this...

On Dalian Plant, I was on the USMC and my team was being stupid (ie. Not letting me get into the jet to do a jet squad drop).

So I did the next best thing. I got into the unused black hawks, and flew up just a bit (positioning myself over the dumb teammates) and exited.

It's so damn hilarious to see:

idiot1 is no more.
idiot2 is no more.
idiot3 is no more.
idiot4 is no more.

...while I'm parachuting down.

I was also the commander so I did an even funnier thing. I called for a vehicle drop and proceeded to chase down these termites but I exit as soon as I get close to them. The momentum build-up of the accelerating buggy is enough to kill my teammate and I get NO TK!!

Obviously I would get back in the vehicle and run the corpse over and over again while honking my horn.

So after all the comedy, I decided to just go and eject my teammate out of the F-35. One jet-squad drop and 15 mins later, our team wins (with 2 or 3 vote kicks against me somewhere in between).

Last edited by Nyte (2006-09-16 23:22:06)

Alpha as fuck.

2006-09-16 23:21:47

#2

Knifey McStabstab: Don't lock my topic!; +32|6972|Indiana

Yay!

2006-09-16 23:21:59

#3

Mongoose: That 70's guy; +156|6994|Sydney, in 1978

i like cookies

2006-09-16 23:22:01

#4

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7225

So...you are an asshole?

2006-09-16 23:22:12

#5

LT.Victim: Member; +1,175|7026|British Columbia, Canada

You may not get the teamkill but you still get negative points...

Sounds like your the asshole here anyways.. - but i'm assuming you wanted to be..

2006-09-16 23:22:16

#6

Trigger_Happy_92: Uses the TV missle too much; +394|7112

i dont like you, or your humor.

2006-09-16 23:23:01

#7

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7225

Trigger_Happy_92 wrote:
i dont like you, or your humor.

2006-09-16 23:23:14

#8

stryyker: bad touch; +1,682|7183|California

you know whats even funnier? putting landmines all over the carrier deck, then hitting them with said blackhawk

2006-09-16 23:25:30

#9

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7225

Fucking hell...I nibbled on the bait.

Move along people.... nothing to see here.

2006-09-16 23:27:27

#10

Nyte: Legendary BF2S Veteran; +535|7215|Toronto, ON

stryyker wrote:
you know whats even funnier? putting landmines all over the carrier deck, then hitting them with said blackhawk

Do landmines work on helis and jets? If so, that would be an indubitably capricious endeavor to partake in!

Alpha as fuck.

2006-09-16 23:27:43

#11

S3v3N: lolwut?; +685|6981|Montucky

another example of something that makes you go, "hhhhhmmmm"

2006-09-16 23:32:56

#12

.:ronin:.|Patton: Respekct dad i love u always; +946|7272|Marathon, Florida Keys

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2006-09-16 23:33:49

#13

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7225

Nyte. You seem like a smart guy. Why do you post shit that is going to start into a flame war? I know you do it for fun, you have said so yourself. But why do that? Most of us know what you are saying is not the truth, so why do it?

2006-09-16 23:42:24

#14

Ty: Mass Media Casualty; +2,398|7238|Noizyland

Agreed with usmarine2005. You're going to bring flames on youself Nyte, so I'm closing this for all our sakes. We don't like flaming here.

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