yesterday I dreamt I fucked a girl on a party on the balcony

2006-09-17 13:16:08

#1

wohlfeil: Member; +4|7119

hard headache, interessting dream, crashed shirt.
woke up in a strange bed in an unknown apartement. 2.30 pm.
hard headache. shower, meeting friends, telling them I think I dreamt I fucked a girl on a party on the balcony. perhaps it was real but I was so drunk. Playing poker. getting later an sms by the host of the yesterdays party. he writes: look tomorrow in the newspaper. Calling him asking why, he said, well, there was anybody else than you fucking a girl on my party on the balcony and everybody watched. You just ordered a gin tonic without stopping to fuck. And you got the gin tonic.....

well, I fucked on a party and everybody watched - and normally I am a real shy guy.....
I don`t know her name, I can`t remember how she looked.... and I can`t stop laughing...

and now my real macho charactert:

Before leaving her apartement: I saw that she wrote with lipstick on her mirror: Thank you for the great night. I answered:
I left my shirt - please stitch the buttons! ; )

And the moral of this story:

DON`T TAKE DRUGS!!!!

2006-09-17 13:17:14

#2

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|7077|Seattle

How do you fuck a girl on a party?

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2006-09-17 13:18:00

#3

Goven: /̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿; +125|6960|Purdue

Horrible grammar.

2006-09-17 13:18:08

#4

Phatso: The Moisture; +49|7175|South Africa

*sigh*

2006-09-17 13:21:23

#5

wohlfeil: Member; +4|7119

sorry. german grammar

2006-09-17 13:23:18

#6

LT.Victim: Member; +1,175|7042|British Columbia, Canada

oh really?

2006-09-17 13:23:33

#7

Magpie: international welder....Douchebag Dude, <3 ur mom; +257|7006|Milkystania, yurop

uuuh ok

2006-09-17 13:25:02

#8

Goven: /̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿; +125|6960|Purdue

How is this considered "Debate and Serious Talk"?

2006-09-17 13:26:26

#9

stryyker: bad touch; +1,682|7200|California

_{The internet does not approve.}

2006-09-17 13:27:55

#10

Widjerd: I like sausage; +18|7021|Bristol UK

lmao sounds like you might want to never show your face in public for a month or 4

2006-09-17 13:29:49

#11

samhornby: Bo'Selecta!; +14|7031

Awsome night then?

2006-09-17 13:46:14

#12

sergeriver: Cowboy from Hell; +1,928|7237|Argentina

What?

2006-09-17 13:50:22

#13

allfive6: Member; +18|7184|Victoria BC or Karkand

sounds like something a 14 year old would make up or seen in a movie. You well forgive me if i call BS on this one

2006-09-17 13:58:43

#14

cpt.fass1: The Cap'n Can Make it Hap'n; +329|7175|NJ

It's going to be in the newspaper?? Why is it a slow news day?

2006-09-17 14:15:56

#15

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|7017|Long Island, New York

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v702/osgood35nyi/youlose.gif

2006-09-17 14:25:29

#16

Capt. Foley: Member; +155|7067|Allentown, PA, USA

Lol, good job, seriously, if your not bullshitting.

2006-09-17 14:27:38

#17

liquidat0r: wtf.; +2,223|7107|UK

Goven wrote:
How is this considered "Debate and Serious Talk"?

2006-09-17 14:34:15

#18

N.A.T.O: The People’s Champion; +59|6920|A drop house

Something in the back of my mind tells me your only 15.

2006-09-17 14:36:46

#19

Aust1mh: Member; +23|7048|Sydney, Australia

Are we posting eveytime we get some these dayz??

thanks 4 the report... sure it wsn't a man?

2006-09-17 14:37:57

#20

wohlfeil: Member; +4|7119

howdy

tru story guys and youre rite hes full ot it for posting this here in a geek forum.
actually...before we started smoking pot while talking about our weekend acivities, he was totally embarrased(he nervously called the party host to apologize) but as the evening went on this incident grew to totally cool cause its a onetime lifetime achievement in a sort of sick way
Hes 35 - same here and to give you guys some hope. there will be plenty of opportunitis within the next 20 years for you guys to get even:)

Flame on

some guy

ex UO pk(98-2002)
planetside (bored) etc.

p.s.:

i saw here and everyone agreed. she wasnt too pretty but a nice person

2006-09-17 14:40:14

#21

N.A.T.O: The People’s Champion; +59|6920|A drop house

Ummm.. ok?

2006-09-17 14:40:23

#22

RoosterCantrell: Goodbye :); +399|6959|Somewhere else

WTF? a gin and tonic? thats a lie....

2006-09-17 14:44:33

#23

jord: Member; +2,382|7158|The North, beyond the wall.

Anything on tv tonight?

2006-09-17 14:45:48

#24

I.M.I Militant: We Are Not Alone In Here; +297|7199|Melbourne, Australia

N.A.T.O wrote:
Something in the back of my mind tells me your only 15.

im almost 16 *just tryin to make this thread interesting its just full of lil shits... cant you smell the testostrone (that could be spelt wrong.. wait it probly is )

2006-09-17 14:47:52

#25

N.A.T.O: The People’s Champion; +59|6920|A drop house

I.M.I Militant wrote:
N.A.T.O wrote:
Something in the back of my mind tells me your only 15.
testostrone (that could be spelt wrong.. wait it probly is )

*Testosterone. There you go all better.

Last edited by N.A.T.O (2006-09-17 14:49:15)

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