my trick computer

2006-09-17 19:43:00

#1

11sog_raider: a gaurdian of life; +112|6878|behind my rifle

earlier i was trying to put my bf2 disk in to get the recommended daily dose of bf2 nd i go to open my disk drive and it opens so i proceed to put the disk in but as soon as i go to put the disk in the drive closes. so i think , meh its my crappy computer, so i go to open it again and it opens like 3 inches and shuts real quick. So after about 4 tries i pry the thing open with my arms and a knife and get the disk in. well about an hour later i go to take the disk and i open the drive and i reach to get the disk and it closes again! so I'm starting to get pissed because i have to pee real bad about this time and i cant get my disk out. so i yell out to my girlfriend ( she can solve anything) help my computers trapped my disk. she comes in and she opens it real fast and she quickly grabs the disk and it closes halfway in and halfway out.....now my disk is stuck any advice<?

Last edited by 11sog_raider (2006-09-17 19:52:31)

2006-09-17 19:46:13

#2

PspRpg-7: -; +961|7117

11sog_raider wrote:
earlier i was trying to put my bf2 disk in to get the recommended daily dose of bf2 nd i go to open my dick drive and it opens so i proceed to put the disk in but as soon as i go to put the disk in the drive closes. so i think , meh its my crappy computer, so i go to open it again and it opens like 3 inches and shuts real quick. So after about 4 tries i pry the thing open with my arms and a knife and get the disk in. well about an hour later i go to take the dick and i open the drive and i reach to get the disk and it closes again! so I'm starting to get pissed because i have to pee real bad about this time and i cant get my disk out. so i yell out to my girlfriend ( she can solve anything) help my computers trapped my disk. she comes in and she opens it real fast and she quickly grabs the disk and it closes halfway in and halfway out.....now my disk is stuck any advice<?

AHAHAHA dick drive.

2006-09-17 19:47:13

#3

SexyCabbage: One Shot, One Kill ... Always; +68|6899|Kentucky

new drive or pry open or go to a really high cliff and through your computer off (it works off bridges too)

Last edited by $eXXXyCabbage (2006-09-17 19:48:29)

2006-09-17 19:47:32

#4

BolvisOculus: Spagett!; +167|7038|Manitowoc, WI

Ouch, keep your dick away from the computer.

2006-09-17 19:48:06

#5

luckeydogg: Member; +35|6948|C:/system32/pimp.exe

slap your girlfriend

2006-09-17 19:48:19

#6

kilgoretrout: Member; +53|6889|Little Rock, AR

PspRpg-7 wrote:
11sog_raider wrote:
earlier i was trying to put my bf2 disk in to get the recommended daily dose of bf2 nd i go to open my dick drive and it opens so i proceed to put the disk in but as soon as i go to put the disk in the drive closes. so i think , meh its my crappy computer, so i go to open it again and it opens like 3 inches and shuts real quick. So after about 4 tries i pry the thing open with my arms and a knife and get the disk in. well about an hour later i go to take the dick and i open the drive and i reach to get the disk and it closes again! so I'm starting to get pissed because i have to pee real bad about this time and i cant get my disk out. so i yell out to my girlfriend ( she can solve anything) help my computers trapped my disk. she comes in and she opens it real fast and she quickly grabs the disk and it closes halfway in and halfway out.....now my disk is stuck any advice<?
AHAHAHA dick drive.

2006-09-17 19:49:09

#7

Jello.01: Member; +46|7027|DFW, Texas

11sog_raider wrote:
...well about an hour later i go to take the dick and i open the drive and i reach ... and it closes again! so I'm starting to get pissed because i have to pee real bad about this time and i cant get .... so i yell out to my girlfriend ( she can solve anything) .... she comes in and she opens it real fast and she quickly grabs ... and it closes halfway in and halfway out.....now my it is stuck any advice<?

Couldn't resist, this essay I'm doing is way boring.

edit: bah, beat to it...

Last edited by Jello.01 (2006-09-17 19:50:03)

2006-09-17 19:49:32

#8

SexyCabbage: One Shot, One Kill ... Always; +68|6899|Kentucky

or kick it really hard (the computer)

2006-09-17 19:50:36

#9

DaZeD863: Member; +11|6970

BolvisOculus wrote:
Ouch, keep your dick away from the computer.

lol

2006-09-17 19:51:06

#10

luckeydogg: Member; +35|6948|C:/system32/pimp.exe

luckeydogg wrote:
slap your girlfriend

DO IT!

2006-09-17 19:51:53

#11

11sog_raider: a gaurdian of life; +112|6878|behind my rifle

ok is supposed to say disk! ! ! ! lmao oops spell check didnt see that nor did i

2006-09-17 19:52:36

#12

luckeydogg: Member; +35|6948|C:/system32/pimp.exe

Did you slap her?

2006-09-17 19:54:24

#13

BolvisOculus: Spagett!; +167|7038|Manitowoc, WI

11sog_raider wrote:
ok is supposed to say disk! ! ! ! lmao oops spell check didnt see that nor did i

No, spell check isn't a mind reader, it doesn't know what words you wanted to put in there, it only sees words it doesn't recognize. EA needs to learn this rule, but they are too busy working around their cock.

2006-09-17 19:55:00

#14

11sog_raider: a gaurdian of life; +112|6878|behind my rifle

luckeydogg wrote:
Did you slap her?

i did not shes sleeping in the honda tonight though

2006-09-17 19:57:28

#15

Darky: Hi..; +71|6981|Here.

11sog_raider wrote:
so I'm starting to get pissed because i have to pee real bad about this time and i cant get my disk out.

pre edit:

so I'm starting to get pissed because i have to pee real bad about this time and i cant my dickout.

2006-09-17 19:59:19

#16

DaZeD863: Member; +11|6970

i would just rip the damn thing open with a pair of pliers and a crowbar.. whats the worst that can happen? i think a new disk drive is only 30 bucks

Last edited by DaZeD863 (2006-09-17 20:00:25)

2006-09-17 20:00:35

#17

SexyCabbage: One Shot, One Kill ... Always; +68|6899|Kentucky

BolvisOculus wrote:
but they are too busy working around their cock.

seriously!

2006-09-17 20:03:57

#18

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6944|South Florida

Seriously speaking. Take a small point, like a paperclip unbent and look for a very small hole on the front of the CD drive. stick in the paperclip and push semi-hard. this will usually force the drive out. I dont know if it will still retreat when you use the force method, but you may be able to get your disk out.

15 more years! 15 more years!

2006-09-17 20:04:08

#19

Wolfren: Member; +6|7083|USA

Darky wrote:
11sog_raider wrote:
so I'm starting to get pissed because i have to pee real bad about this time and i cant get my disk out.
pre edit:

so I'm starting to get pissed because i have to pee real bad about this time and i cant my dickout.

MMMM....freudian slip.

2006-09-17 20:04:38

#20

BolvisOculus: Spagett!; +167|7038|Manitowoc, WI

Dezerteagal5 wrote:
Seriously speaking. Take a small point, like a paperclip unbent and look for a very small hole on the front of the CD drive. stick in the paperclip and push semi-hard. this will usually force the drive out. I dont know if it will still retreat when you use the force method, but you may be able to get your disk out.

Don't derail this thread.

2006-09-17 20:04:51

#21

11sog_raider: a gaurdian of life; +112|6878|behind my rifle

+1 luckydogg for the advice

2006-09-17 20:07:40

#22

norge: J-10 and a coke please; +18|6889

why not just elave ur bf2 disk in so that u dont have to worry about putting it in ever? i never take my bf2 disk out of my cd drive.

2006-09-17 20:09:01

#23

11sog_raider: a gaurdian of life; +112|6878|behind my rifle

norge wrote:
why not just elave ur bf2 disk in so that u dont have to worry about putting it in ever? i never take my bf2 disk out of my cd drive.

hmmm good idea

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