Today i was about a third of the way through my round and realised that I had 20 kills and 5 deaths and i was top and was on my way to adding to my pitiful collection of Gold Stars. However I thought to myself hmmmm shall I sacrifice a Gold Star for that infamous Purple Heart which i can never seem to get? Satisfied with 20 kills and 5 deaths i went and hid in a corner until the game finished in order to (or so i thought) win a Purple Heart. I checked my stats a while after the game and i was like nooooooo my Purple Heart hasn't registered. Little did i know that the criteria for a Purple Heart is 5 kills/20 deaths. I could have gotten another damn Gold Star if in wasn't for my absolute stupidity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now i will make it my mission never to get that freakin Purple Heart ever.
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.