373. You will be killed by friendly artillery 1 second before the flag you were capturing, at the request of your commander, goes fully blue.
374: artillery kills one sniper at a time. you are that one sniper.
375. The moment you stop defending a flag that hasn't been attacked yet, gets capped.
376. The lone man in a parachute is > a jet firing at said man.
377. BF2 follows the Heisenberg uncertainty principle, you know where the bullet is coming from, or where it is going; But never that the bullet from the enemy you are looking at is coming at you.
376. The lone man in a parachute is > a jet firing at said man.
377. BF2 follows the Heisenberg uncertainty principle, you know where the bullet is coming from, or where it is going; But never that the bullet from the enemy you are looking at is coming at you.
378. Claymore's are vision activated -- if you see one, regardless of the fact that its' 100m away, you will be killed.
82. Spec Ops get more tank kills than the AT
NOT TRUE!
AT get a rocket shaped sniper rifle.............
NOT TRUE!
AT get a rocket shaped sniper rifle.............
379. You will be killed by the last shell from Artillery while running from the place
380. You will be the only one that get killed by Artillery even if you have 5 other people around
381. As soon as you get in to a tank you get bombed backed to stoneage.
382. Your team will always hae pilots who don't know a shit about using the weapons and will always lose.
380. You will be the only one that get killed by Artillery even if you have 5 other people around
381. As soon as you get in to a tank you get bombed backed to stoneage.
382. Your team will always hae pilots who don't know a shit about using the weapons and will always lose.
383. If you shoot your weapon at a clan member its a gauranteed ban.
384. Once you get setup and connected to BF2, not two seconds later the server will crash or you'll crash.
384. Once you get setup and connected to BF2, not two seconds later the server will crash or you'll crash.
385 In PR(I hope this counts) You will eliminate all men in a squad with your m16 just as you reload a guy coems in and kills you with rpg upclose.
386. you will allways be kicked and banned for hacking when you are owning everything.
387. Why are you still reviving old posts? You think your cool or something?MAGUIRE93 wrote:
386. you will allways be kicked and banned for hacking when you are owning everything.
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388. If there's C4 on the flag and your full sqaud of 6 jumps on it to cap, you are the only one to die when it blows.
lol, this thrad is from 1.2
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389: You will never hit the EF2000 Eurofighter with the AA missiles. Ever.
Edit:
389: You will never hit the EF2000 Eurofighter with the AA missiles. Ever.
Last edited by DoctaStrangelove (2008-03-09 07:28:48)
390. When you finally got in a safe spot after hard fire fight and begin to reload, wait for enemy\friendly arty on your head - in 3...2...1
391. When ever you happen to get the attack chopper, your computer freezes resulting in you crashing and the admin, that happened to be the gunner, kicking you for being a n00b.
392. When you go to cap a flag, a friendly Humwee with 3 guys comes out of nowhere to cap it for you, then drive away leaving you with no points and artillery raining on you (and killing you with the last shell as soon as you think you survived).
392. When you go to cap a flag, a friendly Humwee with 3 guys comes out of nowhere to cap it for you, then drive away leaving you with no points and artillery raining on you (and killing you with the last shell as soon as you think you survived).
393: Whenever you kill a guy you actually get an assist, the n00b who shot him once with the pistol got the kill.
This is more applicable to TF2 though, I get my kills stoled all the time in TF2.
This is more applicable to TF2 though, I get my kills stoled all the time in TF2.
394. If u are set a trap in a super stratigical point,hide in a super stratigical hideout........after 15min you leave it the enemy come 10 for time
395. If u stay ready for the trap and the enemy coming.....someone ring the door
396. If u with a DPV run bettween 3 tank,mine field,air strike,atry strike and reach a far far away enemy flat without defence........you die exit the car near a wall for a bug
397.When u......mmhh....no.......IF U shoot with granade launcher in the middle of 4 enemy taking a flag.....the granade bounce away.....maybe back to you!
395. If u stay ready for the trap and the enemy coming.....someone ring the door
396. If u with a DPV run bettween 3 tank,mine field,air strike,atry strike and reach a far far away enemy flat without defence........you die exit the car near a wall for a bug
397.When u......mmhh....no.......IF U shoot with granade launcher in the middle of 4 enemy taking a flag.....the granade bounce away.....maybe back to you!
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