BF2S Forums My hots weekends.

^KoB^Buckles wrote:

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:

^KoB^Buckles wrote:

Meh. Killjoy.
Dunno where you're from, but Library's are TEH hots round here. take a girl to teh local library and you're sure to get in her pants.

Libraries in Taiwan are like motels, nice comfortable seats, place to rest etc.

exactamundo!!
Libraries FTS&( . )( . ) & (_Y_)

So, you go to the library to have sex...where do you read?  In a 10 u$s/hour motel?

sergeriver wrote:

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:

sergeriver wrote:

So, the girls is 13 or 14 whatever, you both are spending your time in the outside of a library, you didn't get laid, how come this post is called "My hot weekends".  What did you do next, played crosswords?

Sudoku. That game is better then sex and porn. But next weekend would Pwn, party, sex, BBQ, dancing and booze.

Sudoku is kinda fun but it certainlys isn't hot dude.  What you need the BBQ for?

You clearly don't know what you're talking about. Sudoku gets chicks wet.

Dude at Bar wrote:

hey baby, i'm good at Sudoku!

Hot chick at Bar wrote:

oh, wow, that makes me wet, you big stud, take me to bed or lose me forever

And BBQs? they just make the fun happen!

sergeriver wrote:

^KoB^Buckles wrote:

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:

Libraries in Taiwan are like motels, nice comfortable seats, place to rest etc.

exactamundo!!
Libraries FTS&( . )( . ) & (_Y_)

So, you go to the library to have sex...where do you read?  In a 10 u$s/hour motel?

i read during sex. toning mind and soul together. Doggie is great cuz you can rest the book on her back.
did you grow up in a sexless cave or sommat?

Ohh ffs its getting worse. Suduko is better than sex and porn. Get a grip of yaself, literally.

These are kids we are talking about. She is wearing a Minnie Mouse T shirt. I dont want to see any more tits than already shown in the pics.  Your weekend seemed as hot as a quick break to Antartica.  Libaries indeed.  Wait until you leave boyhood and become a man, you dont get the need to brag about NOT getting a shag then. 

When your a man you turn the Mrs down to continue playing bf2, when your a boy you exit mid game, knocking the joystick over, the mouse falls off the desk and the chair is left spinning at just the slight hint of a shag.   whoooooosh

When you do pop the cherry, come back and tell us.  Not in detail, just so you feel better.  +1 in waiting for you.  (ps it stays fresh for approx 3 years)

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:

RonnY[NL] wrote:

sudoku=fail

Coz you fail at it

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Last edited by RonnY[NL] (2006-09-25 07:18:48)

1927 wrote:

Ohh ffs its getting worse. Suduko is better than sex and porn. Get a grip of yaself, literally.

These are kids we are talking about. She is wearing a Minnie Mouse T shirt. I dont want to see any more tits than already shown in the pics.  Your weekend seemed as hot as a quick break to Antartica.  Libaries indeed.  Wait until you leave boyhood and become a man, you dont get the need to brag about NOT getting a shag then. 

When your a man you turn the Mrs down to continue playing bf2, when your a boy you exit mid game, knocking the joystick over, the mouse falls off the desk and the chair is left spinning at just the slight hint of a shag.   whoooooosh

When you do pop the cherry, come back and tell us.  Not in detail, just so you feel better.  +1 in waiting for you.  (ps it stays fresh for approx 3 years)

Dude, i'm 18 and i NEVER stop bf2 for sex. EVER. i might let her sit under my desk, but thats rare too cuz it affects my K ratio
lose concentration =/


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sergeriver wrote:

^KoB^Buckles wrote:

sergeriver wrote:

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:

Sudoku. That game is better then sex and porn. But next weekend would Pwn, party, sex, BBQ, dancing and booze.

Sudoku is kinda fun but it certainlys isn't hot dude.  What you need the BBQ for?

You clearly don't know what you're talking about. Sudoku gets chicks wet.

Dude at Bar wrote:

hey baby, i'm good at Sudoku!

And BBQs? they just make the fun happen!

Chicks get wet by making Sudoku?  How can a game with numbers get a chick wet?  You must not be doing a great job in that field dude.

If i can do that to a chick with just Sudoku, imagine what i can do if i'm horny and want to get her into bed.

ME>sex>sudoku>libraries>thumb tacks>Lasso fever>you

Last edited by ^KoB^Buckles (2006-09-25 07:23:00)

sergeriver wrote:

^KoB^Buckles wrote:

sergeriver wrote:

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:

Sudoku. That game is better then sex and porn. But next weekend would Pwn, party, sex, BBQ, dancing and booze.

Sudoku is kinda fun but it certainlys isn't hot dude.  What you need the BBQ for?

You clearly don't know what you're talking about. Sudoku gets chicks wet.

Dude at Bar wrote:

hey baby, i'm good at Sudoku!

And BBQs? they just make the fun happen!

Chicks get wet by making Sudoku?  How can a game with numbers get a chick wet?  You must not be doing a great job in that field dude.

See, asian chicks love anything w/ numbers, so pretty much it makes her wet.

1927: she loves sudoku long time, I love her, therefore I love sudoku.

Reizors wrote:

Ronny has a penis.

i know, its huge!!!!

I think someone is having serious sex issues here. 

Karma given from?
Today 11:17:53 +1 My hots weekends. Hey Baby, I want to cover you in chocolate and watch a raccoon lick it off  

Thanks but no thanks.  Do it with a friend of yours.  I'll stick to the traditional fuck the woman.

sergeriver wrote:

I think someone is having serious sex issues here. 

Karma given from?
Today 11:17:53 +1 My hots weekends. Hey Baby, I want to cover you in chocolate and watch a raccoon lick it off  

Thanks but no thanks.  Do it with a friend of yours.  I'll stick to the traditional fuck the woman.

WTF... That is wierd =/  Wasn't from me... I hardly give karma.

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:

sergeriver wrote:

I think someone is having serious sex issues here. 

Karma given from?
Today 11:17:53 +1 My hots weekends. Hey Baby, I want to cover you in chocolate and watch a raccoon lick it off  

Thanks but no thanks.  Do it with a friend of yours.  I'll stick to the traditional fuck the woman.

WTF... That is wierd =/  Wasn't from me... I hardly give karma.

i only give karma back, hardly give

sergeriver wrote:

RonnY[NL] wrote:

1927 wrote:

Ohh ffs its getting worse. Suduko is better than sex and porn. Get a grip of yaself, literally.

i say to you sex is better then sudoku game if you think otherwise you are the fail (no offence)

sudoku better then sex, no sence

QFT

Sudoku makes Taiwanese chicks scream and they get an orgasm from it... Thats why it's in the mature section...

Masterstyle wrote:

your girl sucks and so do you n00b lol

poor kid must of failed his childhood chapter.