You are about to get wasted!

2006-10-01 00:48:02

#1

Chou: Member; +737|7211

So here it is, you're in a full warm bathtub enjoying yourself with a nice glass of whatever you're drinking and some sweet music from your CD Player... Oh man life couldn't be better.. until your babe comes crashing in and she just found out that you cheated on her ass.

She sees and grabs your CD Player (wired into a socket, duh) and makes a move to dump it into your bathtub, now we all know what kind of effect that shit has on a testicle so my question is: What the hell are you going to do now?

Note: Imagine the situation deeply before you give your final answer

2006-10-01 01:03:36

#2

SmilingBuddha: You laughin' at me, bitch?; +44|7069|Hong Kong

Why? Did this happen to you?

2006-10-01 01:04:24

#3

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7137

Stab her.

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2006-10-01 01:08:24

#4

Chou: Member; +737|7211

No it didn't happen to me, thank god no but if she stands there with that electrical device in her hands threatening to throw it in, what the hell are you going to do, as soon as you make a move, she'll throw it in anyway.

LOL cyborg, stab her with what? rubber ducky?

2006-10-01 01:12:40

#5

Sone: i piss excellence; +22|6944|Houston (Spring), TX

Peg her in the eye with the soap bar.

2006-10-01 01:13:27

#6

Andoura: Got loooollllll ?; +853|7059|Montreal, Qc, Canada

I will do a Teamkill but in real life

2006-10-01 01:15:54

#7

Hawk390: Member; +27|7064|Melbourne, Australia

slap that bitch up! if my testicles are in danger, i will do anything to protect them! no crazy lady with an electrical device is going to stop me from protecting teh family jewels.

2006-10-01 01:17:03

#8

chittydog: less busy; +586|7256|Kubra, Damn it!

I'm not a worthless, cheating bastard so this would never happen to me. Null vote.

2006-10-01 01:37:36

#9

I.M.I Militant: We Are Not Alone In Here; +297|7140|Melbourne, Australia

wouldent cheat on her in the first place u shit cunt how dare you do that to another human beeing you have no heart and take everything you have for granted i hope idiots like you get lined up in the street an shot (like another hollocust but the people getting killed would deserve it)

2006-10-01 01:39:23

#10

I.M.I Militant: We Are Not Alone In Here; +297|7140|Melbourne, Australia

Hawk390 wrote:
slap that bitch up! if my testicles are in danger, i will do anything to protect them! no crazy lady with an electrical device is going to stop me from protecting teh family jewels.

but you deserve your balls fried to a crisp if you cheat on a girl think about it .. why cheat? because you dont like the girl your with.. then break up ... :@ you dont have to go and add salt to the wound by cheating (thats just like breaking up with her an spitting in her face even thoe she hasent done nothing wrong_)

2006-10-01 01:44:55

#11

Chou: Member; +737|7211

Okay okay but she doesn't know you didn't cheat on her and she's there with that toaster in her hands and she looks pissed like a smurf on a |TOP| server.

Thing is that you are on the edge because the first move you make (up to you neck in the water) wouldn't make you fast enough to jump up, slap the bitch, and dry your dick on the way over there!

Basically: you are fucked and most of all, help and defenseless Say a prayer.

2006-10-01 02:21:26

#12

MURcarnage: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!; +86|7078|San Francisco, CA

I will use my ninja skills (because i'm Asian) and do a backflip out of the tub while at the same time grabbing the bar of soap, throwing it at her head and jump off the wall knocking the CD player out of her hand. Then as I land behind her, shove her in as the CD player lands in the tub with her in it.

2006-10-01 02:37:07

#13

<BoTM>J_Aero: Qualified Expert; +62|6886|Melbourne - Home of Football

Sweet talk, I'd guarantee within ten minutes it'd be her and not the cd player in the bathtub with me

2006-10-01 02:43:02

#14

De_Jappe: Triarii; +432|6948|Belgium

surprise her by pulling your PKM out of the bathtub and tell her to respawn somewhere else as you try to relax in the bathtub.

2006-10-01 04:31:17

#15

BVC: Member; +325|7116

I'd flashbang her arse so she can't see where to throw it, get out and ask my commander to block the bathroom door with a vehicle drop and the lay the arty on her!

2006-10-01 04:58:19

#16

~Smokey~: Steve Irwin Reincarnate; +396|6958|Internetfitlerland

Pull out the plug, stick my ass over the hole so no water escapes, throw the plug at her stomach, splash water in her face, then jump out while holding my trusty shampoo and whack her over the head with it.

2006-10-01 07:30:56

#17

FrankieSpankie3388: Hockey Nut; +243|6951|Boston, MA

Who takes baths? And I'd have to agree with chittydog:

chittydog wrote:
I'm not a worthless, cheating bastard so this would never happen to me. Null vote.

2006-10-01 07:40:50

#18

midnitebassist: Countersniper; +11|6950|here

Definately

chittydog wrote:
I'm not a worthless, cheating bastard so this would never happen to me. Null vote.

+1 to chittydog

2006-10-01 07:46:20

#19

Smaug: This space for rent; +117|6997|Arlen, Texas

[after a burst of gunfire from the Mystery Woman, Jake climbs to his feet, covered in mud from the tunnel floor]
Jake: It's good to see you, sweetheart.
Mystery Woman: You contemptible pig! I remained celibate for you. I stood at the back of a cathedral, waiting, in celibacy, for you, with three hundred friends and relatives in attendance. My uncle hired the best Romanian caterers in the state. To obtain the seven limousines for the wedding party, my father used up his last favor with Mad Pete Trullo. So for me, for my mother, my grandmother, my father, my uncle, and for the common good, I must now kill you, and your brother.
[Jake falls to his knees]
Jake: Oh, please, don't kill us. Please, please don't kill us. You know I love you baby. I wouldn't leave ya. It wasn't my fault.
Mystery Woman: You miserable slug! You think you can talk your way out of this? You betrayed me.
Jake: No I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD.
[Elwood covers his head in anticipation of more gunfire, Jake removes his sunglasses to make a wordless appeal, and the Mystery Woman visibly softens]
Mystery Woman: Oh, Jake... Jake, honey...
[Jake embraces the Mystery Woman and they kiss]
Jake: [to Elwood] Let's go.
[He drops the Mystery Woman and walks off]
Elwood: [to the Mystery Woman as he steps past her] Take it easy.

2006-10-01 08:55:53

#20

chittydog: less busy; +586|7256|Kubra, Damn it!

Smaug wrote:
[after a burst of gunfire from the Mystery Woman, Jake climbs to his feet, covered in mud from the tunnel floor]
Jake: It's good to see you, sweetheart.
Mystery Woman: You contemptible pig! I remained celibate for you. I stood at the back of a cathedral, waiting, in celibacy, for you, with three hundred friends and relatives in attendance. My uncle hired the best Romanian caterers in the state. To obtain the seven limousines for the wedding party, my father used up his last favor with Mad Pete Trullo. So for me, for my mother, my grandmother, my father, my uncle, and for the common good, I must now kill you, and your brother.
[Jake falls to his knees]
Jake: Oh, please, don't kill us. Please, please don't kill us. You know I love you baby. I wouldn't leave ya. It wasn't my fault.
Mystery Woman: You miserable slug! You think you can talk your way out of this? You betrayed me.
Jake: No I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD.
[Elwood covers his head in anticipation of more gunfire, Jake removes his sunglasses to make a wordless appeal, and the Mystery Woman visibly softens]
Mystery Woman: Oh, Jake... Jake, honey...
[Jake embraces the Mystery Woman and they kiss]
Jake: [to Elwood] Let's go.
[He drops the Mystery Woman and walks off]
Elwood: [to the Mystery Woman as he steps past her] Take it easy.

huh?

2006-10-01 10:50:32

#21

Angel.C-sq: Member; +24|7109|Computer Chair

From the Blues Brothers, very good film.

Anyway, I dont sleep around so thats not going to happen to me.

2006-10-01 11:28:18

#22

Jammyc_53: Member; +5|6978|Newcastle-England

stabb her with my long curly toe nails.

haha joking

Last edited by Jammyc_53 (2006-10-01 11:28:33)

2006-10-01 11:31:36

#23

w00stafa: Krylov Whore; +35|6979|AK101 Factory

ask her for a 3some with your mistress, or to turn that tune up as it's your favourite!

2006-10-01 12:24:34

#24

Hurricane: Banned; +1,153|7051|Washington, DC

Jump out, throw her into the water, and zap the water with shock paddles.

2006-10-01 12:35:05

#25

{XpLiCiTxX}: Ohh skeet skeet; +143|6891|New York

Sweet talk at first like anyone else. Then after she believes my bullshit lying ass...dropkick her ass down a flight of stairs.

But honestly, I would stab her for ever threatening me like that. Then I would make her cook me a steak and do the dishes.

LOL, I'll make it and slap the bitch.	56%	56% - 37
Shit, I'll try to get a tear out before it ends.	9%	9% - 6
I'll sweet talk my ass out of it, like the last 2 times	33%	33% - 22
Total: 65

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