-When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is.
-Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener!
-The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?''
-Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late."
-I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
-Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law
-Man is better off than woman; he marries later and dies sooner
-Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
-Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
-A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-My wife and I were happy for 20 years - then we met.
-The most happy marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.
-The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
-If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage.
-"My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe."
-Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.
-Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."
-I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't."
-In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker."
-The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday
is to forget it once
-Yawn - Nature's way of letting married men open their mouths
-Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener!
-The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?''
-Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late."
-I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
-Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law
-Man is better off than woman; he marries later and dies sooner
-Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
-Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
-A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-My wife and I were happy for 20 years - then we met.
-The most happy marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.
-The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
-If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage.
-"My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe."
-Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.
-Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."
-I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't."
-In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker."
-The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday
is to forget it once
-Yawn - Nature's way of letting married men open their mouths
Last edited by sergeriver (2006-10-02 06:42:35)