Aenima_Eyes
Member
+20|7107
So, I got tired of going onto these 64 player servers where little children shoot people with the M95 to grab a plane. . .TK for the hell of it. . .etc and so forth, right?  So I look around and find these servers where there are some nice rules. 

If you stand in front of a plane or w/e or TK for it you get banned.  If you don't wait in line for the plane or w/e you get kicked.  They say you HAVE to squad up or you get kicked, etc.  So, I'm thinking, awesome!  Finally I won't have to worry about a bunch of dickless wonders TKing me 20 times a round. 

Well, I'm owning (not because I'm so great but because there's a lot of worse noobs than me on) and racking up medals, etc.  On Kubra Dam I absolutely slaughter people in the SU-34, etc.  We move on to Mashtuur. . .I'm racking up the kills.  Then it comes around to Daging Oilfields and I about piss my pants with joy.  This map is great for pilots and with my OCed Dual Core I ALWAYS load faster than everyone else.

So, I get in game before everyone else and I jump in the bomber for the Chinese.  Some guy jumps in right behind me and I start powering up.  Then, this asshat drives a car up right in front of us as I'm taking off and kills us. . .yet I get the TKs.  Then he asks the admin to boot me because "I'm a TKer".  I state my case saying that I didn't TK anyone and he promptly says "It says right there you Tked 2 people".  So, I get booted while this cocksmoker who was averaging 10 points a round gets to take the plane.

Seriously.  FUCK THE WHOLE GODDAMN SYSTEM!!  IF I WASN'T A GOD-FEARING MOTHERFUCKER I'D FIND A SHOTGUN AND COME HUNT ALL OF YOU MOTHERLESS FUCKS DOWN AND BLOW YOUR FUCKING BRAINS OUT AND THEN PISS ON YOUR REMAINS!!!  ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!11111!!!!!!111!!!!!1!!!11!!!1one!!!11one!!!one!!!1!!

sigh.
DaZeD863
Member
+11|7007
someone needs a girlfriend
N.A.T.O
The People’s Champion
+59|6896|A drop house
Welcome to BF2 enjoy your stay.
Marlboroman82
Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.
+1,022|7079|Camp XRay

Aenima_Eyes wrote:

FUCK THE WHOLE GODDAMN SYSTEM!!  IF I WASN'T A GOD-FEARING MOTHERFUCKER I'D FIND A SHOTGUN AND COME HUNT ALL OF YOU MOTHERLESS FUCKS DOWN AND BLOW YOUR FUCKING BRAINS OUT AND THEN PISS ON YOUR REMAINS!!!  ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!11111!!!!!!111!!!!!1!!!11!!!1one!!!11one!!!one!!!1!!

sigh.
obviously not very god fearing with that mouth, by the way we are all laughing at you
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Aenima_Eyes
Member
+20|7107
The pussy I fuck every night is hotter than any you'll ever even sniff.  End of story.  If you can't enjoy a good rant the go fuck yourself.
47man
Member
+46|6879|Cali

Marlboroman82 wrote:

by the way we are all laughing at you
He speaks the truth... get over it man, everyone has dealt with it before.
Aenima_Eyes
Member
+20|7107
It was a sarcastic joking rant.  Obviously clueless idiots don't just reside in game....
Marlboroman82
Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.
+1,022|7079|Camp XRay

Aenima_Eyes wrote:

It was a sarcastic joking rant.  Obviously clueless idiots don't just reside in game....
yeah they also make stupid non humorous rants on bf2s. also please provide proof of this hot pussy you fuck every night. otherwise just go away
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ig
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+1,199|6978

Marlboroman82 wrote:

Aenima_Eyes wrote:

It was a sarcastic joking rant.  Obviously clueless idiots don't just reside in game....
yeah they also make stupid non humorous rants on bf2s. also please provide proof of this hot pussy you fuck every night. otherwise just go away
yes, we want proof
Diogenese
Philosopher King
+16|7050|New York State, USA

Aenima_Eyes wrote:

IF I WASN'T A GOD-FEARING MOTHERFUCKER I'D FIND A SHOTGUN AND COME HUNT ALL OF YOU MOTHERLESS FUCKS DOWN AND BLOW YOUR FUCKING BRAINS OUT AND THEN PISS ON YOUR REMAINS!!!  ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!11111!!!!!!111!!!!!1!!!11!!!1one!!!11one!!!one!!!1!!
sigh.
Don't be afraid. HE has forgotten you.
Oh, and I too want proof. Pics please:)

Last edited by Diogenese (2006-10-04 22:44:35)

Cookie.VXT
Bringer Of Cookies.
+178|6891|UK
i dont think he is gonna post pics of his gf/wives pussy on the net LOL

unless its a google girlfiend in which case NO ONE CARES
Septimius2
Member
+9|6924

Aenima_Eyes wrote:

The pussy I fuck every night is hotter than any you'll ever even sniff.  End of story.  If you can't enjoy a good rant the go fuck yourself.
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sniff sniff   mmmmmm
Wasder
Resident Emo Hater
+139|7131|Moscow, Russia
Oh man, this is SO "Been Posted"!
OrangeHound
Busy doing highfalutin adminy stuff ...
+1,335|7105|Washington DC

I never thought I would see the day that a guys starts out complaining about a pointless server kick, and ends up discussing his wife's playground ...

 

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