specialistx2324
hahahahahhaa
+244|7144|arica harbour

Clippit wrote:

Battlefield 2 is the only game where (when)...

... you are all idiots.
Battlefield 2 is the only game where..

the fools that calls battlefield 2 players " a buunch of idiots" are idiots themselves.
bf2_zspyvin
Member
+17|7140|The Netherlands
Battlefield 2 is the only game where...

U can be promoted 1000x times for the same rank....

Me promoted at 50,000 points (ranked 3x before i could choose my final unlocks / me=happy)
Ubersturmbannfuhrer
I am a fucking homosexual
+211|7062|Parainen, Finland
BF2 is the only game where...

you prefer to stay up and play instead of going to bed with your girlfriend, which pisses her off so much that she frequently asks "Which one is more important to you, BF2 or me????"
Septimius2
Member
+9|6924

Ubersturmbannfuhrer wrote:

BF2 is the only game where...

you prefer to stay up and play instead of going to bed with your girlfriend, which pisses her off so much that she frequently asks "Which one is more important to you, BF2 or me????"
then you answer (showing her the bunnyhopping and prone spamming on yer computer)

"can YOU do this??!! to me??? on the bed??? HUH??HUH???  NO??? then stfu"

jk  lol
theknuck
It's pronounced Knuck, like in Knuckle!!
+45|7068|balls

Septimius2 wrote:

Ubersturmbannfuhrer wrote:

BF2 is the only game where...

you prefer to stay up and play instead of going to bed with your girlfriend, which pisses her off so much that she frequently asks "Which one is more important to you, BF2 or me????"
then you answer (showing her the bunnyhopping and prone spamming on yer computer)

"can YOU do this??!! to me??? on the bed??? HUH??HUH???  NO??? then stfu"

jk  lol
lol, but seriously, bf2 is the only game that.................  gets me in trouble when playing too much.  maybe if my wife bought me a gamin laptop, i could spend more quality time with her in the family room when shes planted there on our regular laptop.
No-Skillz
Member
+0|6876|England

Septimius2 wrote:

then you answer (showing her the bunnyhopping and prone spamming on yer computer)

"can YOU do this??!! to me??? on the bed??? HUH??HUH???  NO??? then stfu"

jk  lol
Rofl, omfg. xDxD
Priceless. I laughed so hard.
LT.Victim
Member
+1,175|7018|British Columbia, Canada
BF2 is the only time i can...

Rape and T-bag someone without going to jail.
KevMunro
Bring a Towel
+8|6887|Brisbane

Septimius2 wrote:

Ubersturmbannfuhrer wrote:

BF2 is the only game where...

you prefer to stay up and play instead of going to bed with your girlfriend, which pisses her off so much that she frequently asks "Which one is more important to you, BF2 or me????"
then you answer (showing her the bunnyhopping and prone spamming on yer computer)

"can YOU do this??!! to me??? on the bed??? HUH??HUH???  NO??? then stfu"

jk  lol
Hahaha that's awesome I'm asking girlie that TODAY
Gh0sT_RIder
Member
+35|6880

LT.Victim wrote:

BF2 is the only time i can...

Rape and T-bag someone without going to jail.
BF2 is the only game i can....

Fly a mile in the air with a j-10 and skydive with it falling at the side of me, get back into it while falling, and go kill someone and feel good about it.

Last edited by Gh0sT_RIder (2006-09-30 09:34:13)

Paco_the_Insane
Phorum Phantom
+244|7100|Ohio
BF2 is the only game where you can...

....take a knife to the head and have a puff of dust come out, live, and shoot the stabber 30 times with your AK.
Ryan
Member
+1,230|7299|Alberta, Canada

KevMunro wrote:

Kung Jew wrote:

Battlefield 2 is the only game where.....


.... I've snake crawled over two hills just to set up a strategic claymore.  Then woken up from my dream to find my pillow set up on end infront of me on the end the bed.
Hahaha you just made my day!


Battlefield 2 is the only game where.....


.....I clench my asscheeks in anticipation while running with a knife
You can probably open a pickle jar with those cheeks then right? lolz
KuriVaiM (EST)
Member
+17|7208|Estonia

Kung Jew wrote:

Battlefield 2 is the only game where.....


.... I've snake crawled over two hills just to set up a strategic claymore.  Then woken up from my dream to find my pillow set up on end infront of me on the end the bed.
SGT.Slayero
Member
+98|6921|Life in a vacuum sucks

Kung Jew wrote:

Battlefield 2 is the only game where.....


.... I've snake crawled over two hills just to set up a strategic claymore.  Then woken up from my dream to find my pillow set up on end infront of me on the end the bed.
lol me 2
{TL}SHARPSHOOTER
Vacuum Sealed for Freshness
+26|7200|The Island of Carls Jr.
BF2 is the only game where....

....The MEC, PLA, and Insurgents can use American UAVs.
KevMunro
Bring a Towel
+8|6887|Brisbane

ryan_14 wrote:

KevMunro wrote:

Kung Jew wrote:

Battlefield 2 is the only game where.....


.... I've snake crawled over two hills just to set up a strategic claymore.  Then woken up from my dream to find my pillow set up on end infront of me on the end the bed.
Hahaha you just made my day!


Battlefield 2 is the only game where.....


.....I clench my asscheeks in anticipation while running with a knife
You can probably open a pickle jar with those cheeks then right? lolz
You know it baby, buns of steel!
T1g3r217
Perpetual
+124|6877|My room
BF2 is the only game where...

...A grenade explosion can happen under your feet, and you're only critically wounded

...Get shot/knifed in the heads doesn't kill you

...you can die fifteen times in half an hour
ilyandor
Member
+31|7144|Phoenix, AZ
BF2 is the only game where...

i shoot some medic in the chest with a .50 cal m95 and he starts bunnyhopping and runs off...
DirtyMexican
I knife Generals
+278|6993|Search Whore killing fields
BF2 is the only game where...


.... I can be naked and not get arrested. Although i Have to watch my butt waiting for a J10. Watch were you put those flash bangs
Rabbit.v2
Banned
+186|6984|stalker.

scouseclarky wrote:

bf2 is the only game where

i can fly jets billion $ jets and blow them up without thinking my insurance broker is gonna hate me. drive tanks/ jeeps/ boats run ppl over and laugh without getting life in prison without parole. get blown up by 7 hand grenades 4 bombs and a couple of tank round and still know I'll get my own back in another 10 seconds when i re spawn. have the power of life and death with my magic 1button revives all shock paddles. kill my mate and think that mabey he wont remember i still owe him money if i kill some1 else later or let him kill me.

and Finlay travel to exciting and exotic destinations across the world and kill people then still have time  for a beer and a smoke
I was gonna say that !!

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