woot! just noticed i got 1000 team kills finally lol
im so proud hehe.
im so proud hehe.
27,590 kills to 1000 TK's not bad. one out of every 27 kills is a TK.
I average 1 out of 23.
I average 1 out of 23.
Mine is 32, I thought I TKd more.
I remember clearly when I hit my 100th suicide.
I fell of a rooftop.
I fell of a rooftop.
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Finally I join the 1000 tk club! I'm so happy that I've prepared a short speech...
I'd like to thank everyone who ran in front of my plane, those who jumped out of the bhawk while it was still turning, an extra special high five to those who ram heli's giving pilot tks, a kind wave to those who ran into all those silos and bunkers when clearly grenades were being thrown in the doorway, a hip hip hooray for running over my mines! I love it really, you embarrass me!
I'd like to thank several people who called for help on enemy tanks which I then bombed out of the kindness of my heart only to get punished as you tried to grenade/knife/shock paddle/c4/shoot the enemy vehicle to smithereens! Truly, you are the cream of the crop. Extra thanks go to those in my own squad who would punish me like nothing was wrong, only to ask why they got kicked. Most extreme thanks to those with the IQ of table salt. Lets not forget, an extra special thanks to those who punished before I could say sorry! I love you!
To all those who I accidentally tk'ed, you probalby had it coming anyway. Thanks for punishing even though I said sorry in text and voice! You make me want to play..on the other team! uuh rah!
Here's to the hope that I will join the 100 kicks club! *sniff*
P.S. Thanks to everyone who accuses me and my friends of cheating! Maybe you can convince more admins to ban us!
I'd like to thank everyone who ran in front of my plane, those who jumped out of the bhawk while it was still turning, an extra special high five to those who ram heli's giving pilot tks, a kind wave to those who ran into all those silos and bunkers when clearly grenades were being thrown in the doorway, a hip hip hooray for running over my mines! I love it really, you embarrass me!
I'd like to thank several people who called for help on enemy tanks which I then bombed out of the kindness of my heart only to get punished as you tried to grenade/knife/shock paddle/c4/shoot the enemy vehicle to smithereens! Truly, you are the cream of the crop. Extra thanks go to those in my own squad who would punish me like nothing was wrong, only to ask why they got kicked. Most extreme thanks to those with the IQ of table salt. Lets not forget, an extra special thanks to those who punished before I could say sorry! I love you!
To all those who I accidentally tk'ed, you probalby had it coming anyway. Thanks for punishing even though I said sorry in text and voice! You make me want to play..on the other team! uuh rah!
Here's to the hope that I will join the 100 kicks club! *sniff*
P.S. Thanks to everyone who accuses me and my friends of cheating! Maybe you can convince more admins to ban us!
lol! 'you like me, you really really like me!'
lmao
This speech needs a "wardrobe malfunction" and it's complete.
This speech needs a "wardrobe malfunction" and it's complete.
u mean like his pastie popping off his noob boob? =p
My ratio is 46.56. And sadly, just last night I had 3 or 4 TK's because I was too tired to identify before firing I guess that ratio is something to be rather proud of, especially since otherwise my stats blow. I'd like to see if I can get it above 100, which is a good way to get some good conduct medals going.
22451 kills, 564 teamkills. That makes one out of every around 40 kills a teamkill for me. Not bad I think.
Besides that, I only got banned 4 times, mostly for stupid reasons.
Zenmaster, really good speech
Besides that, I only got banned 4 times, mostly for stupid reasons.
Zenmaster, really good speech
lol, I got almost 10.000 kills and around 300TKs
I see a few custom BF2S awards in this thread...
that would be cool,chuyskywalker wrote:
I see a few custom BF2S awards in this thread...
and in uber put a wooden spoon section.
Today I got my 200th Teamkill.
I can't remember what exactly happned. I think it was when there was a stuck APC on Iron Gator. It couldn't go anywhere, so I mined it in an effort to destroy it so it would re-spawn. As I mined it I thought I may as well get back in and suicide, as I didn't want anyone else to have the misfortune, and didn't really want to get any teamkills. Suddenly a team mate and his friend shot me - they wanted the APC. I chose not to punish because I was laughing at the whole scenario. It would have been the shortest APC ride they'd ever had. Cost me my 199th and 200th teamkill, but it was funny as Hell. They didn't punish me either, they thought it was funny too.
A couple of weeks ago I got my 200th loss as well. I remembered seeing 199 on my stats page, and promised myself I would mark my 200th loss and remember what map it was and what happned, but it just kinda slipped past me. Still, I've only had eight losses since then.
Can't stop looking at that bloody horse.
I can't remember what exactly happned. I think it was when there was a stuck APC on Iron Gator. It couldn't go anywhere, so I mined it in an effort to destroy it so it would re-spawn. As I mined it I thought I may as well get back in and suicide, as I didn't want anyone else to have the misfortune, and didn't really want to get any teamkills. Suddenly a team mate and his friend shot me - they wanted the APC. I chose not to punish because I was laughing at the whole scenario. It would have been the shortest APC ride they'd ever had. Cost me my 199th and 200th teamkill, but it was funny as Hell. They didn't punish me either, they thought it was funny too.
A couple of weeks ago I got my 200th loss as well. I remembered seeing 199 on my stats page, and promised myself I would mark my 200th loss and remember what map it was and what happned, but it just kinda slipped past me. Still, I've only had eight losses since then.
Can't stop looking at that bloody horse.
Last edited by Tyferra (2006-01-25 03:19:18)
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Necropost - I am now at 2000 team kills! Huzzah![CANADA]_Zenmaster wrote:
Finally I join the 1000 tk club! I'm so happy that I've prepared a short speech...
I'd like to thank everyone who ran in front of my plane, those who jumped out of the bhawk while it was still turning, an extra special high five to those who ram heli's giving pilot tks, a kind wave to those who ran into all those silos and bunkers when clearly grenades were being thrown in the doorway, a hip hip hooray for running over my mines! I love it really, you embarrass me!
I'd like to thank several people who called for help on enemy tanks which I then bombed out of the kindness of my heart only to get punished as you tried to grenade/knife/shock paddle/c4/shoot the enemy vehicle to smithereens! Truly, you are the cream of the crop. Extra thanks go to those in my own squad who would punish me like nothing was wrong, only to ask why they got kicked. Most extreme thanks to those with the IQ of table salt. Lets not forget, an extra special thanks to those who punished before I could say sorry! I love you!
To all those who I accidentally tk'ed, you probalby had it coming anyway. Thanks for punishing even though I said sorry in text and voice! You make me want to play..on the other team! uuh rah!
Here's to the hope that I will join the 100 kicks club! *sniff*
Clear! Alright, you're good to go!
over 70k kills and just about 1100 tk'es not that bad then
Meh, 1 teamkill for every 42 kills. (249 TK's in 10,497 kills)
15 kicks / 0 bans
127 suicides
Nothing special..
15 kicks / 0 bans
127 suicides
Nothing special..
Last edited by LaidBackNinja (2006-09-03 16:23:09)
"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell
1 in 42 kills occurs a TK (5,968 kills/143 TK's)
1 in 41 deaths is a suicide (5,930 deaths/144 suicides)
1 in every 27 kicks is a ban (27 kicks/1 ban)
1.8 in every game is a win (757 games/420 wins)
1 in 41 deaths is a suicide (5,930 deaths/144 suicides)
1 in every 27 kicks is a ban (27 kicks/1 ban)
1.8 in every game is a win (757 games/420 wins)
kills=36,454
Tks=1185
Tks=1185
mhm, i got my rank
TKs = 1281. Kills = 65890.
1 in 51.4 kills is a team kill. Im such a team player! 1 suicide away from 700.
1 in 51.4 kills is a team kill. Im such a team player! 1 suicide away from 700.
11,169 kills, 188 tks.
1 in 59.
1 in 59.
Hey yitearp werent you top spec-ops back before the first patch?
YitEarp dosn't come here any more, his last post was in Janruary.
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