3 worst things to say to a girl.

2006-10-10 01:08:32

#26

Vub: The Power of Two; +188|6972|Sydney, Australia

I would imagine that all those who are actually happily married won't know the three worst things to say to a girl, because if they do, they won't be still married .

Unless of course they know, and so know what to avoid, in which case they would still be married.

Ok, then...

James-m wrote:
whos actually married here? lol

Last edited by Vub (2006-10-10 01:10:22)

2006-10-10 01:10:55

#27

Knight`UK: Lollerstorycarpark; +371|7058|England

1)I promise not to cum inside you /Then unleash the dog of war inside her and make her mad

2)Call her by her best friends name/ whilst doing her hard from behind so she bucks like a fooker and nearly snaps your cock .

3)Never say her mum looks like a MILF

2006-10-10 01:13:16

#28

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7151|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

1. Have you farted (they say they don't)
2. Your almost as good as your sister (this is the rodeo move, you say this mid-fuck and then hold on for dear life, rodeoooooooooo)
3. Are you putting on weight

2006-10-10 01:16:21

#29

Chou: Member; +737|7268

1. I fucked your best friend.
2. Your sister
3. And yo momma

2006-10-10 01:17:38

#30

Bernadictus: Moderator; +1,055|7214

1) Your 'kitty' feels like warm apple pie, but smells like fish.
2) What are you doing outside the kitcehen?
3) Are you having one of those periods again?

2006-10-10 01:19:26

#31

Cougar: Banned; +1,962|7242|Dallas

"You realize that your place is in the kitchen, barefoot and pregnant with your fat mouth shut, right? So why are you are you speaking to me in the livingroom?"

I'm going to the stripclub with some friends you don't know and you aren't invited. Keep your fat ass here and do the dishes. Also, I borrowed $20 out of your purse."

"Ohh so you think you are a princess? Did daddy tell you that when you were growing up? Well, you're a big goddamn princess and you better get your cankles out of those glass slippers before you hurt someone."

2006-10-10 01:21:20

#32

s()mtingWong: Member; +48|7170

1.Your a newb in bed
2.I ownzor you
3.lemme scan your body so i can send an artillery strike on your face

2006-10-10 01:21:57

#33

miancourse69: Member; +33|7204|wales. uk

1. You need a shave.

2. Your bum does look big in that.

3. Can u leave the toilet seat up please.

2006-10-10 01:27:55

#34

NMZ.UncleMoo™: Member; +2|7046

and the number one anti-pickup line.....

I play BF2.....

2006-10-10 02:12:35

#35

eusgen: Nugget; +402|7270|Jupiter

NMZ.UncleMoo™ wrote:
and the number one anti-pickup line.....

I play BF2.....

No no no, you have to say Battlefield 2, otherwise they wont understand, but girls dont know what a game is anyways, so they always ask you "whats that?". Once you explain its a game you spend to much time on, they walk away

2006-10-10 04:00:08

#36

twiistaaa: Member; +87|7146|mexico

1. "when i talk to my friends online i use words like "teh" and "pwned"
2. "i totally have an alienware computer in my mums basement"
3. "the otherday on wake.....

2006-10-10 04:09:02

#37

Jeret03: Member; +2|7108

3. "the otherday on wake.....

LOL

2006-10-10 04:10:58

#38

Penetrator: Certified Twat; +296|6986|Bournemouth, South England

1. Fancy going halves on a bastard?
2. All your sisters do anal, why won't you?
3. I'm going to wear your face like a mask and do my little kookie dance.
4. Fucking you is like throwing a dead puppy through a rail tunnel.
5. I only come in animals.

2006-10-10 04:15:33

#39

Stomper_40k: Re-Incarnation. You mean re-spawn right?; +44|7123|Cardiff - Wales - UK

1. I used to be a woman once.
2. Did I forget to tell you i'm married.
3. Your best friend said you were easy.

2006-10-10 04:16:58

#40

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7194

1. Have you been to karkand?
2. I'm a Jet whore
3. Wanna see my 1337 stats?

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2006-10-10 04:17:58

#41

DoctorFruitloop: Level 13 Wrongdoer; +515|7024|Doncaster, UK

1. "I'd better take this call, it's my wife."
2. "I *mumble* you too, honey."
3. "How old is your sister?"

2006-10-10 04:17:59

#42

Vub: The Power of Two; +188|6972|Sydney, Australia

When she is pregnant: Get your own ice cream Buddha!

2006-10-10 06:23:46

#43

Cbass: Kick His Ass!; +371|7172|Howell, Mi USA

MURcarnage wrote:
1. It's a woman's job/duty.
2. You're a bitch.
3. You're ugly.

ranked from worst to not as bad but still bad.

Actually #2 isn't all bad. I call my g/f a bitch all the time. It doesn't seem to bother her.....

She just says "i know, deal with it!"

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2006-10-10 06:41:09

#44

Vub: The Power of Two; +188|6972|Sydney, Australia

A really geeky failure-bound pickup line: You know on the keyboard U and I are together. Why don't we make that true in real life too.

Another pickup line which leads to loneliness: I have the third highest win to loss ratio in Battlefield 2 in the world.

Last edited by Vub (2006-10-10 06:47:41)

2006-10-10 06:44:23

#45

TodErnst: It's not a bug, it's a feature; +38|7106|Muenster, Germany

Something, a drunken guy said in a bar a few weeks ago:
"Hey bitch, i make you a dead child."

He wondered why his face has been so red next morning.

2006-10-10 06:45:41

#46

DoctorFruitloop: Level 13 Wrongdoer; +515|7024|Doncaster, UK

LOL

"Hi, I've got 263 karma don't you know!" *wiggles eyebrows*

2006-10-10 06:48:24

#47

Darth_Fleder: Mod from the Church of the Painful Truth; +533|7284|Orlando, FL - Age 43

3. 'Yes dear'
2. I Love You.
1. Will you marry me?

2006-10-10 06:54:55

#48

Pug: UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate; +652|7020|Texas - Bigger than France

Unfortunately used in real life by me:

1) You know, you really don't have a personality. (Date/relationship ender)
2) Your sister looks familiar. Where do I know her from? (Turns out I slept with her six months ago, relationship ender)
3) Bob wants to go out with Betsy, you know the one that looks like a Tuna Boat Captain? (oops, sorry, I didn't know your ex-roommate was a lesbian. Which then led to...)
4) Are you attracted to Betsy? So have you ever had a threesome? Ever thought about it? (relationship ender)

2006-10-10 06:55:55

#49

jsnipy: ...; +3,277|7000|...

James-m wrote:
whos actually married here? lol

me

1) Have you ever seen a crisp $50 bill (caddy shack)
2) Can your mom join us?
3) Watch the teeth, its making my aim jumpy.

Last edited by jsnipy (2006-10-10 06:58:54)

2006-10-10 06:56:40

#50

S3v3N: lolwut?; +685|6996|Montucky

Darth_Fleder wrote:
3. 'Yes dear'
2. I Love You.
1. Will you marry me?

Ah-Ha. Follow Married Man I see...

1. Is that dust on the TV?
2. Shouldn't you be cooking (or cleaing)?
3. No your fat rolls make you look fat in that
4. After the round ends, Honey.
5. You're Wrong
6. "No Dear"
7. Nobody is home, please leave a message after the beep........... *BEEP*
8. Did you see the size of her breasts?
9. Roses are Red, Violets are black, why is your chest as flast as your back?

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