I take it number 6 involved something really disturbing???DonFck wrote:
If you wake up next to a woman THAT hideous, and she's lying on your arm, I suggest the following:
1. Chew off your arm she's lying on, so you won't wake her
2. Put a trashcan on your head
3. Run home
4. Chew off your other arm so no-one confuses you with the one-armed guy with the trashcan on his head running from that really ugly chicks house.
5. Get a dog that likes to lick your balls
6.
7. Profit
If I mention my baaaa-itch Im sure the thread will be closed so atm Im staying outta this.
No, but, it is a good way to spend a rainy Thursday afternoon.DoctorFruitloop wrote:
It's not big, and it's not clever!
No, nobody knows what 6. is, not even the underpants gnomes, but it leads to profit apparently.SkoobyDu wrote:
I take it number 6 involved something really disturbing???DonFck wrote:
If you wake up next to a woman THAT hideous, and she's lying on your arm, I suggest the following:
1. Chew off your arm she's lying on, so you won't wake her
2. Put a trashcan on your head
3. Run home
4. Chew off your other arm so no-one confuses you with the one-armed guy with the trashcan on his head running from that really ugly chicks house.
5. Get a dog that likes to lick your balls
6.
7. Profit
Hold up, i've just thought of a much better witty retort to the 'not big & clever' line. Not got it done to a tee yet but it involves a retarded dwarf.The Magic Mullet wrote:
No, but, it is a good way to spend a rainy Thursday afternoon.DoctorFruitloop wrote:
It's not big, and it's not clever!
Ok even Im lost now!!!! ... mind you that bit about the gimp suit, the dog and a zip sounds interesting......for research purposes of course......
wheres the gravy bones.......
wheres the gravy bones.......
Maybe number 6 is meant to be blank to symbolise the awkward silence of married life where you both sit.... watching the clock.... as time ticks slowly away.... tick.... tock.... tick... tock...until you both wish you were dead.DoctorFruitloop wrote:
No, nobody knows what 6. is, not even the underpants gnomes, but it leads to profit apparently.SkoobyDu wrote:
I take it number 6 involved something really disturbing???DonFck wrote:
If you wake up next to a woman THAT hideous, and she's lying on your arm, I suggest the following:
1. Chew off your arm she's lying on, so you won't wake her
2. Put a trashcan on your head
3. Run home
4. Chew off your other arm so no-one confuses you with the one-armed guy with the trashcan on his head running from that really ugly chicks house.
5. Get a dog that likes to lick your balls
6.
7. Profit
That's just a guess though, he may just be a bit of a spaz.
Wow they weren't kidding when they call it the Wonder Bra....
lolcpt.fass1 wrote:
Wow they weren't kidding when they call it the Wonder Bra....
Yup.... you wonder where the fuck they disappeared to??? You should be able to sue for incorrect advertising!!!cpt.fass1 wrote:
Wow they weren't kidding when they call it the Wonder Bra....
DonFck wrote:
If you wake up next to a woman THAT hideous, and she's lying on your arm, I suggest the following:
1. Chew off your arm she's lying on, so you won't wake her
2. Put a trashcan on your head
3. Run home
4. Chew off your other arm so no-one confuses you with the one-armed guy with the trashcan on his head running from that really ugly chicks house.
5. Get a dog that likes to lick your balls
6.
7. Profit
My mrs wanted a boob job, I told her fuck off go and rub ya tits with toilet paper. Wtf she goes, are you nuts, whats that gonna do?
well love it worked on ya ass
(flossy has 8 boobs remember)
well love it worked on ya ass
(flossy has 8 boobs remember)
1. your sister was better
2. Can i Shave you
3. pull your panties down see if i know you! Phew pull them back up i know your mom
2. Can i Shave you
3. pull your panties down see if i know you! Phew pull them back up i know your mom
"the Chain is there so you don't escape"
How can I trust you? Nothing bleeds for 7 days without dying.
"It rubs the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again"
jesus i still have nightmares about that, make it stop!!!!DoctorFruitloop wrote:
"It rubs the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again"
Just don't say anything that can be translated to "You're a fat smelly tramp".
I made the horrible mistake of saying something to a girl that could be traslated to that..The Magic Mullet wrote:
Just don't say anything that can be translated to "You're a fat smelly tramp".
By saying to her "you're a fat smelly tramp"
that is great average for an elaphant.Adams_BJ wrote:
1.Nice beard, Sue.
2.I thought you said your body was "average" sized. You never said "for an
elephant".
3.I'm sorry I didn't mention that I've got AIDS. But hey! I'm here now, so
let's shag.
My computer is worth more than you...
Put the lotion in the basket.
I need around tree fiddy.
Don't worry about that opened sore.
Or "well how'd it taste, I told you to be gentle around it"
Or "well how'd it taste, I told you to be gentle around it"
It places the lotion in the basket.DonFck wrote:
Put the lotion in the basket.