I didn't relize I was your father
"This is Fred, my gay cojoined brother."
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose againMarlboroman82 wrote:
It places the lotion in the basket.DonFck wrote:
Put the lotion in the basket.
I need around tree fiddy.
Yes, it will, Precious, won't it? It will get the hose!DonFck wrote:
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose againMarlboroman82 wrote:
It places the lotion in the basket.DonFck wrote:
Put the lotion in the basket.
We, we're officially sick puppies..Marlboroman82 wrote:
Yes, it will, Precious, won't it? It will get the hose!DonFck wrote:
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose againMarlboroman82 wrote:
It places the lotion in the basket.
I need around tree fiddy.
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.DonFck wrote:
We, we're officially sick puppies..Marlboroman82 wrote:
Yes, it will, Precious, won't it? It will get the hose!DonFck wrote:
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
1: "It ripped........."
2: "It's your birthday? Since when?"
3: "Your parents are.....Ummmm...Interesting?"
2: "It's your birthday? Since when?"
3: "Your parents are.....Ummmm...Interesting?"
Last edited by ShowMeTheMonkey (2006-10-10 08:54:14)
Say this:"I know its pretty but i didnt take it out for air :p"
My brother talked a girl out of eating her lunch one time...
He basically said to her: "Have you been putting on weight? Yep I would say a good 20 pounds. Probably should let someone else eat that who really needs it more."
Surprisingly it worked... She gave him her food.
He basically said to her: "Have you been putting on weight? Yep I would say a good 20 pounds. Probably should let someone else eat that who really needs it more."
Surprisingly it worked... She gave him her food.
Remember that time that we went down to the beach and had that amazing picinic and went skinny dipping, oh shit wait that wasn't you..
1. How old are you?
2. You look fat in that.
3. Shouldn't you be doing that?
2. You look fat in that.
3. Shouldn't you be doing that?
Lol, I thought of the grosser than gross version. I think it would jeoperdize my position here on bf2s though....
KJ
KJ
I'm sure someone already posted something like this
"Congratulations"
"Why?"
"On the baby"
"I'm not pregnant!"
followed by murder
"Congratulations"
"Why?"
"On the baby"
"I'm not pregnant!"
followed by murder
Mom?? WTF I didn't know you were into S&M...
And the award for the worst one goes to me
And the award for the worst one goes to me
(Me - while trying to plug my speakers in) "Damn, I can never seem to find the right hole to stick this thing in"
(Her) "Not what a girl wants to hear"
It was only my housemate though, so no harm done, in fact we both had quite a laugh about it.
One that actually got me in trouble (different girl):
(Her) "Mmmm. That was better than last time"
(Me) "Last time?"
(Her) "Not what a girl wants to hear"
It was only my housemate though, so no harm done, in fact we both had quite a laugh about it.
One that actually got me in trouble (different girl):
(Her) "Mmmm. That was better than last time"
(Me) "Last time?"
Last edited by Bertster7 (2006-10-10 13:11:33)
I'm going to be walking out of the woods alone..
Just tell her...
1) Your friend 'name' is hot
2) Your friend 'name' is smart
3) Why can't you be more like 'name'
1) Your friend 'name' is hot
2) Your friend 'name' is smart
3) Why can't you be more like 'name'
the #1 ting is call them a cunt. wow women hate that
Cant Understand Normal Thinking = C.U.N.T.chuuby wrote:
the #1 ting is call them a cunt. wow women hate that
Last edited by King_County_Downy (2006-10-10 13:44:39)
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
"Yeah honey, those jeans DO make your ass look big..."
Last edited by Fester53D&E (2006-10-10 13:49:51)
"Why can't I sleep with other girls as well?"
"Where's my fork?"
1. Fuck ur large, lay down the fork for fucks sake
2. I've had better sex with my pillow
3. Wow I wish she was my girlfriend
2. I've had better sex with my pillow
3. Wow I wish she was my girlfriend
maybe sell the video tape on the net?DoctorFruitloop wrote:
No, nobody knows what 6. is, not even the underpants gnomes, but it leads to profit apparently.SkoobyDu wrote:
I take it number 6 involved something really disturbing???DonFck wrote:
If you wake up next to a woman THAT hideous, and she's lying on your arm, I suggest the following:
1. Chew off your arm she's lying on, so you won't wake her
2. Put a trashcan on your head
3. Run home
4. Chew off your other arm so no-one confuses you with the one-armed guy with the trashcan on his head running from that really ugly chicks house.
5. Get a dog that likes to lick your balls
6.
7. Profit
LOLOL If I had any karma to give you'd be getting a well earned point.King_County_Downy wrote:
Cant Understand Normal Thinking = C.U.N.T.chuuby wrote:
the #1 ting is call them a cunt. wow women hate that