I would commit suicide if I had survided this......................

2006-10-11 08:48:31

#1

OXTHAFOX: Member; +18|7089

To my darling husband,

Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know
about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the
driveway. Fortunately not to bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please
don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I
accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The
garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt
when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry but I know with your kind hearted personality you will
forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweet
heart.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.

CHECK --> Crash

GL & HF

PeaCe

Last edited by OXTHAFOX (2006-10-11 08:51:35)

2006-10-11 08:49:33

#2

WilhelmSissener: Banned; +557|7155|Oslo, Norway

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=42760

2006-10-11 08:49:35

#3

S3v3N: lolwut?; +685|6940|Montucky

i wouldn't commit suicide.. i'd commit murder.

Last edited by S3v3N (2006-10-11 08:51:57)

2006-10-11 08:50:01

#4

Marlboroman82: Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.; +1,022|7045|Camp XRay

try [img]...[/img] instead

https://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l250/marlboroman82/Untitled-8.png

2006-10-11 08:54:56

#5

WilhelmSissener: Banned; +557|7155|Oslo, Norway

Marlboroman82 wrote:
try ... instead

2006-10-11 09:01:43

#6

iPoon.be: Internet Poon; +145|6951|Belgium

If you can afford a Ferrari, you can afford to have it fixed, right?

Anyway, youre wife had better be extremely hot, and then maybe you could settle for having her take drivers exams?

2006-10-11 09:04:03

#7

Psycho: Member since 2005; +44|7198|Kansas, USA

Marlboroman82 wrote:
try ... instead

That would kind of ruin the joke. Ever hear of a punchline?

2006-10-11 09:05:26

#8

loonitic: ...is a potty mouth; +286|6956|Valhalla

S3v3N wrote:
i wouldn't commit suicide.. i'd commit murder.

QFT

2006-10-11 09:12:29

#9

bEAv3D: Member; +24|7116|Fayettenam, NC USA

The ferrari was the bandit in this picture. After looking at the damage to the back corner of the truck, you can tell that the ferrari ran into the garage, and up under the truck. Still sucks though.

2006-10-11 09:14:37

#10

loonitic: ...is a potty mouth; +286|6956|Valhalla

bEAv3D wrote:
The ferrari was the bandit in this picture. After looking at the damage to the back corner of the truck, you can tell that the ferrari ran into the garage, and up under the truck. Still sucks though.

theres always the one that spoils it...

2006-10-11 09:15:48

#11

Festu: Shoozabalooza; +29|7071

OXTHAFOX wrote:
To my darling husband,

Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know
about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the
driveway. Fortunately not to bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please
don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I
accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The
garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt
when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry but I know with your kind hearted personality you will
forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweet
heart.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.

CHECK --> Crash

GL & HF

PeaCe

pwned...

Where is my AK-47....

2006-10-11 09:16:33

#12

samfink: Member; +31|6977

http://www.snopes.com/photos/accident/darling.aspd o your reesearch before posting things like this PLEASE. and actually, it was the truck that jumped on the ferrari. it's an inaccuarte description ( the actual description is even funnier)

Last edited by samfink (2006-10-11 09:18:52)

2006-10-11 09:20:33

#13

bEAv3D: Member; +24|7116|Fayettenam, NC USA

All I'm sayin is that there is absolutely no damage to the side, or back, of the ferrari. However, there is damage to the back corner and underside of the truck. Seems like someone was driving their Ferrari a little too fast.

2006-10-11 09:33:31

#14

Agent_Dung_Bomb: Member; +302|7158|Salt Lake City

bEAv3D wrote:
All I'm sayin is that there is absolutely no damage to the side, or back, of the ferrari. However, there is damage to the back corner and underside of the truck. Seems like someone was driving their Ferrari a little too fast.

The real story was posted on Snopes. The truck did in fact do the damage. Apparently a teen driving the truck went to reach for a ringing cell phone, hit a curb, and went into the garage airborne.

2006-10-11 09:38:29

#15

kr@cker: Bringin' Sexy Back!; +581|6971|Southeastern USA

POS ferrari got that truck all dirty.........poor truck

2006-10-11 09:42:37

#16

Viro: Member; +3|6943|The Hague

S3v3N wrote:
i wouldn't commit suicide.. i'd commit murder.

2006-10-11 10:18:16

#17

kr@cker: Bringin' Sexy Back!; +581|6971|Southeastern USA

f-150[doghumps]ferrari

2006-10-11 11:11:36

#18

FrankieSpankie3388: Hockey Nut; +243|6952|Boston, MA

Agent_Dung_Bomb wrote:
bEAv3D wrote:
All I'm sayin is that there is absolutely no damage to the side, or back, of the ferrari. However, there is damage to the back corner and underside of the truck. Seems like someone was driving their Ferrari a little too fast.
The real story was posted on Snopes. The truck did in fact do the damage. Apparently a teen driving the truck went to reach for a ringing cell phone, hit a curb, and went into the garage airborne.

Yeah, and also the garage door is under the truck which wouldn't make much sense if the Ferrari was going fast enough to get under it.

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