Make me laugh (NSFW)

2006-10-12 16:58:10

#1

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7239

I have had one horrible day. I got into a shouting match over the phone with one of my fellow pilots, slammed the phone down and broke it. I am told these fancy little phones cost $3000. We had a hail storm last week while I was at work, and my car looks like a fucking black golf ball. I then find out my insurance company won't cut me a check, they are going to pay to get it fixed. Which really pisses me off, because my neighbor and I could fix it for next to nothing. I got a speeding ticket on the way into work... $176. My goddamn washing machine broke this morning also.

So...I am going to get some beer on the way home, fire up the big screen, and watch National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.

Thank you for your time, I feel a little better.

2006-10-12 17:01:28

#2

stryyker: bad touch; +1,682|7198|California

I had to right a 4 page essay on space time. I feel how much your day sucked.

2006-10-12 17:03:56

#3

Flaming_Maniac: prince of insufficient light; +2,490|7184|67.222.138.85

stryyker wrote:
I had to right a 4 page essay on space time. I feel how much your day sucked.

So bad you forgot that you wrote it, and didn't right it.

I like to go eat cheese when I had a bad day, preferably more than 3 different kinds, with mustard. Usually cheers me up.

2006-10-12 17:05:00

#4

R3v4n: We shall beat to quarters!; +433|6964|Melbourne

Check out this thread mate:
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=48284
its a good laugh.

~ Do you not know that in the service … one must always choose the lesser of two weevils?

2006-10-12 17:06:56

#5

Phrozenbot: Member; +632|7093|do not disturb

Or you could play on the GW server.

2006-10-12 17:07:01

#6

.:ronin:.|Patton: Respekct dad i love u always; +946|7287|Marathon, Florida Keys

i got 16 out of 28 on my math quiz, then a 45% on my science test. I havent had that great of a day either

https://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g117/patton1337/stats.jpg

2006-10-12 17:07:27

#7

stryyker: bad touch; +1,682|7198|California

Flaming_Maniac wrote:
stryyker wrote:
I had to right a 4 page essay on space time. I feel how much your day sucked.
So bad you forgot that you wrote it, and didn't right it.

I like to go eat cheese when I had a bad day, preferably more than 3 different kinds, with mustard. Usually cheers me up.

see? it messed with my mind.

on a lighter note, best NFL juke

https://img381.imageshack.us/img381/2139/chiefsbroncos8lbis5.gif

2006-10-12 17:08:40

#8

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7239

stryyker wrote:
Flaming_Maniac wrote:
stryyker wrote:
I had to right a 4 page essay on space time. I feel how much your day sucked.
So bad you forgot that you wrote it, and didn't right it.

I like to go eat cheese when I had a bad day, preferably more than 3 different kinds, with mustard. Usually cheers me up.
see? it messed with my mind.

on a lighter note, best NFL juke
http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/2139 … 8lbis5.gif

Nice...never saw that one.

2006-10-12 17:12:34

#9

mcminty: Moderating your content for the Australian Govt.; +879|7199|Sydney, Australia

What phone costs $3000? The one in the cockpit?

2006-10-12 17:13:19

#10

d3athwi5h4: insert clever title here; +59|6991|Kickapoo

Here is a joke that might brighten up your day a bit

A reality TV manager was interviewing one person from from each of the armed forces for a spot on the new TV show.

A soldier came in first and the manager handed him a berretta, and said, "Go into the other room there and shoot whoever it is in there." The soldier goes in and came back out and said, "I can’t do it." He didn’t get the spot.

Next a sailor came in and the manager said the same thing to him. The sailor went into the room, came out and said, "I can’t do that." He didn’t get the spot.

Then an Air Force pilot came in and was handed the same berretta and was told to do the same thing. Before he even went in he turned the manager down.

Finally a Marine came in and stood in front of the manager at parade rest. The manager handed him the berretta and told him to kill whomever it was in the other room. The Marine walked in and from behind the door came a loud BANG!! Then what sounded like braking wood and then screaming. The Marine walked out, covered in blood. The manager yelled, "What the hell happened." The Marine replied, "Some dumbass put blanks in the gun so I had to break off a table leg and beat her to death, sir."

2006-10-12 17:13:25

#11

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7239

mcminty wrote:
What phone costs $3000? The one in the cockpit?

Blackberry with all the bells and whistles.

2006-10-12 17:14:08

#12

cablecopulate: Member; +449|7215|Massachusetts.

You killed me once. I found that hilarious.

2006-10-12 17:15:19

#13

jsnipy: ...; +3,277|7000|...

Last edited by jsnipy (2006-10-12 17:16:38)

2006-10-12 17:15:35

#14

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7239

cablecopulate wrote:
You killed me once. I found that hilarious.

I can't help it was only once....you kept running away.

2006-10-12 17:16:57

#15

mcminty: Moderating your content for the Australian Govt.; +879|7199|Sydney, Australia

usmarine2005 wrote:
mcminty wrote:
What phone costs $3000? The one in the cockpit?
Blackberry with all the bells and whistles.

Ouch.

2006-10-12 17:17:07

#16

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|7075|Seattle

How 'bout some Melissa?

https://www.uploadfile.info/uploads/36ba61cf49.jpg

https://www.uploadfile.info/uploads/4660109080.jpg

https://www.uploadfile.info/uploads/6c3064612c.jpg

https://www.uploadfile.info/uploads/8e8069c619.jpg

https://www.uploadfile.info/uploads/d567c9b50d.png

She always cheers me up.

Last edited by King_County_Downy (2006-10-12 17:23:32)

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2006-10-12 17:17:09

#17

cablecopulate: Member; +449|7215|Massachusetts.

Well generally you're not worth my bullets!

2006-10-12 17:17:42

#18

Master*: Banned; +416|6972|United States

around 8 1/2 minutes but it was damn funny

Last edited by Masterstyle (2006-10-12 17:18:05)

2006-10-12 17:22:10

#19

cablecopulate: Member; +449|7215|Massachusetts.

The best clip you could find was someone using a camera on their tv?

2006-10-12 17:32:59

#20

Master*: Banned; +416|6972|United States

cablecopulate wrote:
The best clip you could find was someone using a camera on their tv?

thanks for the constructive criticism

2006-10-12 17:37:31

#21

GhostStalker0: I like pie; +29|6955|San Diego, CA

usmarine2005 wrote:
stryyker wrote:
Flaming_Maniac wrote:

So bad you forgot that you wrote it, and didn't right it.

I like to go eat cheese when I had a bad day, preferably more than 3 different kinds, with mustard. Usually cheers me up.
see? it messed with my mind.

on a lighter note, best NFL juke
http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/2139 … 8lbis5.gif
Nice...never saw that one.

What year was that? Never saw that either.

2006-10-12 17:43:59

#22

Master*: Banned; +416|6972|United States

King_County_Downy wrote:
How 'bout some Melissa?

http://www.uploadfile.info/uploads/36ba61cf49.jpg
http://www.uploadfile.info/uploads/4660109080.jpg
http://www.uploadfile.info/uploads/6c3064612c.jpg
http://www.uploadfile.info/uploads/8e8069c619.jpg
http://www.uploadfile.info/uploads/d567c9b50d.png
She always cheers me up.

i wonder what she looks like nekkid

2006-10-12 17:45:12

#23

cablecopulate: Member; +449|7215|Massachusetts.

There's pictures of her topless at the beach.

2006-10-12 17:46:45

#24

Master*: Banned; +416|6972|United States

cablecopulate wrote:
There's pictures of her topless at the beach.

linky linky

2006-10-12 17:48:15

#25

PspRpg-7: -; +961|7175

d3athwi5h4 wrote:
Here is a joke that might brighten up your day a bit

A reality TV manager was interviewing one person from from each of the armed forces for a spot on the new TV show.

A soldier came in first and the manager handed him a berretta, and said, "Go into the other room there and shoot whoever it is in there." The soldier goes in and came back out and said, "I can’t do it." He didn’t get the spot.

Next a sailor came in and the manager said the same thing to him. The sailor went into the room, came out and said, "I can’t do that." He didn’t get the spot.

Then an Air Force pilot came in and was handed the same berretta and was told to do the same thing. Before he even went in he turned the manager down.

Finally a Marine came in and stood in front of the manager at parade rest. The manager handed him the berretta and told him to kill whomever it was in the other room. The Marine walked in and from behind the door came a loud BANG!! Then what sounded like braking wood and then screaming. The Marine walked out, covered in blood. The manager yelled, "What the hell happened." The Marine replied, "Some dumbass put blanks in the gun so I had to break off a table leg and beat her to death, sir."

....Well, I laughed.

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