Marlboroman82
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OTTAWA, Canada (Reuters) -- Canadian troops fighting Taliban militants in Afghanistan have stumbled across an unexpected and potent enemy -- almost impenetrable forests of marijuana plants 10 feet tall.

General Rick Hillier, chief of the Canadian defense staff, said Thursday that Taliban fighters were using the forests as cover. In response, the crew of at least one armored car had camouflaged their vehicle with marijuana.

"The challenge is that marijuana plants absorb energy, heat very readily. It's very difficult to penetrate with thermal devices. ... And as a result you really have to be careful that the Taliban don't dodge in and out of those marijuana forests," he said in a speech in Ottawa, Canada.

"We tried burning them with white phosphorous -- it didn't work. We tried burning them with diesel -- it didn't work. The plants are so full of water right now ... that we simply couldn't burn them," he said.

Even successful incineration had its drawbacks.

"A couple of brown plants on the edges of some of those [forests] did catch on fire. But a section of soldiers that was downwind from that had some ill effects and decided that was probably not the right course of action," Hiller said dryly.

One soldier told him later: "Sir, three years ago before I joined the army, I never thought I'd say 'That damn marijuana'."


Reuters

must be horrible.
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DaReJa
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im sure it is........
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LT.Victim
Member
+1,175|6985|British Columbia, Canada
Uh..

Wouldn't it be...

Canadian troops battle 10-foot Afghan marijuana plants?

Anways.. Funny Story
Marlboroman82
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no no no i meant to put canuck
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LT.Victim
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https://www.photofile.com/Photos/Albums/NHL_Team_Logo_Album/images/Vancouver_Canucks_Logo_jpg.jpg

What about the Vancouver Canucks?
Marlboroman82
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you and prodie.... silly canadians with your silly mountys...jk
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LT.Victim
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+1,175|6985|British Columbia, Canada

Marlboroman82 wrote:

you and prodie.... silly canadians with your silly mountys...jk
Hey, we may be silly, but we aint stupid *cough*

Anways.. I'm off to bed
Marlboroman82
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lol i know, i love your free health car and loose women
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eagles1106
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"A couple of brown plants on the edges of some of those [forests] did catch on fire. But a section of soldiers that was downwind from that had some ill effects and decided that was probably not the right course of action,"

Yes, it must have been horrible for them no?
oberst_enzian
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you win at internets.
Marlboroman82
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+1,022|7045|Camp XRay

yea, damn i can't believe, well goes to show marlboroman is not completely perfect...not yet anyways. as soon as i figure out a way to graft a mini gun to my are i will be set....
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krazed
Admiral of the Bathtub
+619|7202|Great Brown North
*cough*canadian*cough*
mcminty
Moderating your content for the Australian Govt.
+879|7143|Sydney, Australia
Fixed the title for you.
whilsky
FUBAR
+129|6989|Bristol UK
LOL, ill a effects for the troops downwind of a pile of marijuana smokes, it reminds me of pics of hippies sticking flowers in soldiers rifles like in the states during the 60's.
   Why didn't they use napalm or a thermo-baric weapon, something that would just keep burning, i mean, if the teletubbies i mean taliban are hiding in marifuana you can smoke em out and get them stonned as f**k or let em burn.

story is funny tho LOL
Coolbeano
Level 13.5 BF2S Ninja Penguin Sensei
+378|7185

LT.Victim wrote:

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What about the Vancouver Canucks?
Woot! 2-1-1, great start so far!
Deadmonkiefart
Floccinaucinihilipilificator
+177|7128

whilsky wrote:

LOL, ill a effects for the troops downwind of a pile of marijuana smokes, it reminds me of pics of hippies sticking flowers in soldiers rifles like in the states during the 60's.
   Why didn't they use napalm or a thermo-baric weapon, something that would just keep burning, i mean, if the teletubbies i mean taliban are hiding in marifuana you can smoke em out and get them stonned as f**k or let em burn.

story is funny tho LOL
They would probably get so stoned they'd burn themselves.
DoctorFruitloop
Level 13 Wrongdoer
+515|6968|Doncaster, UK
British gutter press version of the headline (just to get that shock value)...

"Canadians battle HUGE drug problem!"

Deadmonkiefart
Floccinaucinihilipilificator
+177|7128

whilsky wrote:

LOL, ill a effects for the troops downwind of a pile of marijuana smokes, it reminds me of pics of hippies sticking flowers in soldiers rifles like in the states during the 60's.
   Why didn't they use napalm or a thermo-baric weapon, something that would just keep burning, i mean, if the teletubbies i mean taliban are hiding in marifuana you can smoke em out and get them stonned as f**k or let em burn.

story is funny tho LOL
Sadly, the US no longer uses napalm.  A bunch of people thought that it was too intimidating and inhumane..
david363
Crotch fires and you: the untold story
+314|7161|Comber, Northern Ireland
*buys plane ticket to afghanistan*
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7096|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Im signing up on behalf of the 10 foot plants myself

"I'll look after you my adopted brothers and sisters, we must fight the infidel's".

Anyone wanna join my squad.

Non smokers need not apply.
DoctorFruitloop
Level 13 Wrongdoer
+515|6968|Doncaster, UK
Dude, you're smoking my cover
The Magic Mullet
Member
+240|6846
"Psst...  Jacques... you seen any of those Taleban types?"

"Nah dude but I did find a 24 hour garage in here, just bought 14 rice crispie cakes and some flapjacks"
DoctorFruitloop
Level 13 Wrongdoer
+515|6968|Doncaster, UK
Post smoke munchies FTW
GermanLegionaire
...performing headshots!
+46|7007|Hamburg / Germany
count me in!
GunSlinger OIF II
Banned.
+1,860|7066

whilsky wrote:

Why didn't they use napalm or a thermo-baric weapon, something that would just keep burning, i mean, if the teletubbies i mean taliban are hiding in marifuana you can smoke em out and get them stonned as f**k or let em burn.

story is funny tho LOL
because youll have aljazeeeeeeeeeeera saying that NATO troops used chemical weapons and killed a village of women and children...and then youll have everybody on bf2s talking about how the poor innocent religious zealots are being slaughtered by the United States and our imperialistic allies.

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