The Magic Mullet
Member
+240|6846
I have a few....

When itching my nads I always itch the right one first.

I can't eat anything with more than 3 a's in the name.

When conducting myself in a bout of 'self abuse' I always have to have an even numbers of strokes.

I cannot be in a room with more than 1 person named Colin.

If I don't do any of the above I firmly believe that the Pod people will take over the earth and convert Coventry into 1 big Lidl store.
Coolbeano
Level 13.5 BF2S Ninja Penguin Sensei
+378|7185

... the fact you even conduct self abuse makes this thread stoop'd.
The Magic Mullet
Member
+240|6846

Coolbeano wrote:

... the fact you even conduct self abuse makes this thread stoop'd.
You never grease the monkey pole or conduct a solo symphony?
{uscm}Jyden
You likey leaky?
+433|7101|In You Endo- Stoke

Coolbeano wrote:

... the fact you even conduct self abuse makes this thread stoop'd.
I think we have a emo hater /wrist and all that.

But i hate emo's too so nothing lost.

Yeah i have the mirror superstitions if i break a mirror and 7 years of bad luck.And very true i seem to always scratch my right ball and have a sniff.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7096|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
I used to but Ive been dealts some shitty cards in this life so much so you wonder to yourself "have I been dealth these cos I have sinned" or "have I been dealth them because I can cope with them whereas the next person couldn't".

Im not religious I don't belive in any of it (no offence intended) but I do belive in Astology/Astromony and a little with supasticions.  My biggest beliefs are in Fate and Myself.
Pug
UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate
+652|6964|Texas - Bigger than France
When a really hot chick walks by, I HAVE TO look.
GunSlinger OIF II
Banned.
+1,860|7066
everytime a black cat tries to cross my path...I run it over.
..teddy..jimmy
Member
+1,393|7071
the fact that when i see shitty threads i post something a little something like.............this
loonitic
...is a potty mouth
+286|6957|Valhalla

Pug wrote:

When a really hot chick walks by, I HAVE TO look.
Thats just a natural I would have thought?
{uscm}Jyden
You likey leaky?
+433|7101|In You Endo- Stoke

1927 wrote:

I used to but Ive been dealts some shitty cards in this life so much so you wonder to yourself "have I been dealth these cos I have sinned" or "have I been dealth them because I can cope with them whereas the next person couldn't".

Im not religious I don't belive in any of it (no offence intended) but I do belive in Astology/Astromony and a little with supasticions.  My biggest beliefs are in Fate and Myself.
Yeah i seem to be dealt some shit cards in my life,maybe it just us stoners get the raw deal.
I mean some chuffin idiot ran in the side on my car over the weekend obviously drove off when i was in bed.

Pug wrote:

When a really hot chick walks by, I HAVE TO look.
?
Oh yes you have too,it would be rude not too.Otherwise they wouldn't have a big ego and would sleep with anyone,actually i must stop looking.

My days consist of bf2s,*cough*perving*cough* and work

Last edited by {uscm}Jyden (2006-10-13 05:16:46)

loonitic
...is a potty mouth
+286|6957|Valhalla
I have no superstitions
The Magic Mullet
Member
+240|6846

loonitic wrote:

I have no superstitions
Don't suppose a Jet has enough space to carry out any superstitions.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7096|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

{uscm}Jyden wrote:

1927 wrote:

I used to but Ive been dealts some shitty cards in this life so much so you wonder to yourself "have I been dealth these cos I have sinned" or "have I been dealth them because I can cope with them whereas the next person couldn't".

Im not religious I don't belive in any of it (no offence intended) but I do belive in Astology/Astromony and a little with supasticions.  My biggest beliefs are in Fate and Myself.
Yeah i seem to be dealt some shit cards in my life,maybe it just us stoners get the raw deal.
I mean some chuffin idiot ran in the side on my car over the weekend obviously drove off when i was in bed.

Pug wrote:

When a really hot chick walks by, I HAVE TO look.
?
Oh yes you have too,it would be rude not too.Otherwise they wouldn't have a big ego and would sleep with anyone,actually i must stop looking.

My days consist of bf2s,*cough*perving*cough* and work
This isn't the place for me to explain my shit cards it's a forum. One or two member's know a little about my shit cards but not the big picture.  Your cards will get much more shitty than the one you were recently dealt.  You can get your car repaired for eg.  All the same I'm sorry it's happened (not that I had anything to do with it).
The Magic Mullet
Member
+240|6846

1927 wrote:

{uscm}Jyden wrote:

1927 wrote:

I used to but Ive been dealts some shitty cards in this life so much so you wonder to yourself "have I been dealth these cos I have sinned" or "have I been dealth them because I can cope with them whereas the next person couldn't".

Im not religious I don't belive in any of it (no offence intended) but I do belive in Astology/Astromony and a little with supasticions.  My biggest beliefs are in Fate and Myself.
Yeah i seem to be dealt some shit cards in my life,maybe it just us stoners get the raw deal.
I mean some chuffin idiot ran in the side on my car over the weekend obviously drove off when i was in bed.

Pug wrote:

When a really hot chick walks by, I HAVE TO look.
?
Oh yes you have too,it would be rude not too.Otherwise they wouldn't have a big ego and would sleep with anyone,actually i must stop looking.

My days consist of bf2s,*cough*perving*cough* and work
This isn't the place for me to explain my shit cards it's a forum. One or two member's know a little about my shit cards but not the big picture.  Your cards will get much more shitty than the one you were recently dealt.  You can get your car repaired for eg.  All the same I'm sorry it's happened (not that I had anything to do with it).
I got shit cards all night last night, went out on pocket 4's.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7096|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
You make your own luck
Varegg
Support fanatic :-)
+2,206|7232|NÃ¥rvei

The Magic Mullet wrote:

I cannot be in a room with more than 1 person named Colin.
Atleast thats 1 more than me, meeting Colin IRL would trigger a war between Burmecia and Norway
Wait behind the line ..............................................................
{uscm}Jyden
You likey leaky?
+433|7101|In You Endo- Stoke

1927 wrote:

You make your own luck
Yeah,i don't believe in fate,just always seem someone is out there fucking me over at ever turn,sorry my little rant over.


Varegg wrote:

The Magic Mullet wrote:

I cannot be in a room with more than 1 person named Colin.
Atleast thats 1 more than me, meeting Colin IRL would trigger a war between Burmecia and Norway
LOL yes meeting more than one on colin in a day would make worlds collide whereever it happend.

+1 varegg.
The Magic Mullet
Member
+240|6846

{uscm}Jyden wrote:

1927 wrote:

You make your own luck
Yeah,i don't believe in fate,just always seem someone is out there fucking me over at ever turn,sorry my little rant over.


Varegg wrote:

The Magic Mullet wrote:

I cannot be in a room with more than 1 person named Colin.
Atleast thats 1 more than me, meeting Colin IRL would trigger a war between Burmecia and Norway
LOL yes meeting more than one on colin in a day would make worlds collide whereever it happend.

+1 varegg.
I have it on good authority that Hitler invaded Poland because he suspected they were hiding several Colins.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7096|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
My current dog is called Rizla but my next might be Colin, if I become rich my daughters horse will be called Colin.
Jinto-sk
Laid Back Yorkshireman
+183|7013|Scarborough Yorkshire England

The Magic Mullet wrote:

When conducting myself in a bout of 'self abuse' I always have to have an even numbers of strokes.
Ok dude you must be there for a very long time, surely counting the strokes would put you off your goal you know the (messy) end product.
The Magic Mullet
Member
+240|6846

Jinto-sk wrote:

The Magic Mullet wrote:

When conducting myself in a bout of 'self abuse' I always have to have an even numbers of strokes.
Ok dude you must be there for a very long time, surely counting the strokes would put you off your goal you know the (messy) end product.
You'd think so but counting gets my blood pumping. I can't play hide and seek without getting a stiffy.
Jinto-sk
Laid Back Yorkshireman
+183|7013|Scarborough Yorkshire England

The Magic Mullet wrote:

Jinto-sk wrote:

The Magic Mullet wrote:

When conducting myself in a bout of 'self abuse' I always have to have an even numbers of strokes.
Ok dude you must be there for a very long time, surely counting the strokes would put you off your goal you know the (messy) end product.
You'd think so but counting gets my blood pumping. I can't play hide and seek without getting a stiffy.
Lolz hope you don't count sheep when trying to get to sleep (hey kids come play in uncle mullet's tent)
mrchinchin25
Member
+14|6828
My only superstition is that I can't eat ming, because it tastes horrible.
samfink
Member
+31|6977
my only superstition is that i will never give in to susperstition.

Last edited by samfink (2006-10-13 14:09:21)

Masques
Black Panzer Party
+184|7144|Eastern PA
God is my bitch.

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