thought this was funny

2006-10-14 21:45:39

#1

CanadianLoser: Meow :3 :3; +1,148|6930

a husband and a wife were in the shower.then the door bell rings and the wife goes down to answer the door.(only in her bath robe)she answers the door ,and it is her husbands best friend. he says "is your husband here" and she says "no,he is in the shower he wont be out for a while" he then says " if you let me see your boobs i will give you 200 dollars" she then says i cant my husband would kill me" he says " he wont know cuz i wont tell him" so.she shows him her boobs he then does the same thing if she lets him touch them. she hesitates the lets him...

LATER she goes upstairs and her husband says "DID HE GIVE YOU THE 400 DOLLARS HE OWES ME"

p.s. i kno theres a joke section, but i dont really care for it and want to be rebelious cause im such a bad kid and do things like rebel

2006-10-14 21:46:48

#2

deeznutz1245: Connecticut: our chimps are stealin yo' faces.; +483|6915|Connecticut

Lmao

Malloy must go

2006-10-14 21:47:57

#3

rambo_killin_SOB: bunny hopping nade spammer; +61|6934

haha

2006-10-14 21:48:04

#4

sniper09735: Member; +12|7048

Thats funny as hell

2006-10-14 21:50:52

#5

coreinflames: Member; +12|7067

wow

2006-10-14 21:54:04

#6

CanadianLoser: Meow :3 :3; +1,148|6930

THIS HAS TO BE THE FUNNIEST JOKE EVER

A bear and a rabbit meet in the woods. A genie pops up in between them, and to be fair, decides to grant them each three wishes.

The bear says, "I wish all the bears in this forest were females." And the genie grants the wish.

The rabbits first wish is for the fastest motorcycle in the world with an endless tank of gas. The motorcycle appears in front of him.

The bear thinks, "what a stupid wish," but excited for his own, wishes that all the bears in the next forsest over are females. The genie grants his wish.

The rabbit wishes for a helmet and gets it.

The bear says, "I wish all the other bears in the world are females!" And the genie grants his final wish.

The genie turns to the rabbit for his last wish. The rabbit puts on his helmet and starts up his bike. As he rides away he shouts "I wish the bear to be gay!"

2006-10-14 22:01:14

#7

Ender2309: has joined the GOP; +470|6993|USA

damn straight, canadian

2006-10-14 22:02:33

#8

13rin: Member; +977|6902

Canadianloser wrote:
a husband and a wife were in the shower.then the door bell rings and the wife goes down to answer the door.(only in her bath robe)she answers the door ,and it is her husbands best friend. he says "is your husband here" and she says "no,he is in the shower he wont be out for a while" he then says " if you let me see your boobs i will give you 200 dollars" she then says i cant my husband would kill me" he says " he wont know cuz i wont tell him" so.she shows him her boobs he then does the same thing if she lets him touch them. she hesitates the lets him...

LATER she goes upstairs and her husband says "DID HE GIVE YOU THE 400 DOLLARS HE OWES ME"

p.s. i kno theres a joke section, but i dont really care for it and want to be rebelious cause im such a bad kid and do things like rebel

Youtube it. They made a video of it... The debtor's facial expressions are priceless

I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something. - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.

2006-10-14 22:04:32