Some time ago in a free, public, newspaper-sponsored magazine... I came across this...

As much as I hate to admit it, they do have good noodles.
And then this afternoon for lunch, me and some friends went to a new pizzeria. They had 40+ types of pizza, including one named "Pornografica". I didn't get a picture but I wrote it down word for word:
Pornografica
Mozzarella Cheese Pizza topped with Whole Vienna Sausage, Mushroom Caps, Egg and Mayonnaise.
Jesus Freakin' Christ.
What's this world comin' to?

As much as I hate to admit it, they do have good noodles.
And then this afternoon for lunch, me and some friends went to a new pizzeria. They had 40+ types of pizza, including one named "Pornografica". I didn't get a picture but I wrote it down word for word:
Pornografica
Mozzarella Cheese Pizza topped with Whole Vienna Sausage, Mushroom Caps, Egg and Mayonnaise.
Jesus Freakin' Christ.
What's this world comin' to?