Hey I am about to purchase new laptop and they ask me to engrave it for free Any cool sky rocking brilliant ideas? (max 2 lines, 30 characters each)
I > You or My pc is better than yours
[ks]recon
[KS]RECON's secret porn stash.
Do not open!
Do not open!
lmao ...
My superiority complex is the only thing better then this computer.
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This is not a computer
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I wish i was a typewriter
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Now with added stuff
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wow did you know that this engraving was compleatly free.
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[insert the price]
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Safety Hazard, Do not open
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Take that you looser, i hate my job as a dam engraver
I quit, try and stop me , in fact, im gonna kill myself, bye cruel world of pain and suffering.
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if on the bottom
-I go the other way up.
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This is not litter
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Danger, content unsuitable for under 3's , contains small parts...
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Do not use in the bath
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Dont stand on me
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This is not my name
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This computer will self destruct in 12 seconds.
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This is not a computer
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I wish i was a typewriter
or
Now with added stuff
or
wow did you know that this engraving was compleatly free.
or
[insert the price]
or
Safety Hazard, Do not open
or
Take that you looser, i hate my job as a dam engraver
I quit, try and stop me , in fact, im gonna kill myself, bye cruel world of pain and suffering.
or
if on the bottom
-I go the other way up.
or
This is not litter
or
Danger, content unsuitable for under 3's , contains small parts...
or
Do not use in the bath
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Dont stand on me
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This is not my name
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This computer will self destruct in 12 seconds.
Last edited by jimmanycricket (2006-10-17 12:08:24)
Don't steal me. My owner has Hepatitis!
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something. - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
PORN XXX
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I have AIDS, so fuck off
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I have AIDS, so fuck off
/win.jimmanycricket wrote:
Take that you looser, i hate my job as a dam engraver
I quit, try and stop me , in fact, im gonna kill myself, bye cruel world of pain and suffering.
That is some sick shit ... i wish I could engrave all sides, but for now I will stick with the "BF2 - run you little monkey" or may be "Proud owner of bunny hopping expert badge" LOL
"I don't whore on Karkand."
"B=="
"B=="
Last edited by Kanil (2006-10-18 06:19:14)
lol why engrave it with bf2 stuff it will probly die out as soon as bf2142 is out (even though its the worst game iv ever seen lol)
Don't think will die, coz so many people said already that the 2142 is so much high tech mambo jumbo and will stick with BF2... BF2 forever! forever! May be i should get a tattoo as well?!I.M.I Militant wrote:
lol why engrave it with bf2 stuff it will probably die out as soon as bf2142 is out (even though its the worst game iv ever seen lol)
BFx
x=current version, 2142, 2388, 3104
I am still wondering how cool will be to have BF1917-18. Just imagine yourself running in the trenches and dogging the german machine gun fire or wearing those ugly gas mask, yellow mustard gas and other shit ... hmmmmmm cool i think!@@!%
i think just your name is good, thats the classiest and makes the most sense
these two are the best. choose any of these two or else...jimmanycricket wrote:
I wish i was a typewriter
or
Take that you looser, i hate my job as a dam engraver
I quit, try and stop me , in fact, im gonna kill myself, bye cruel world of pain and suffering.
by the way, +1 jimmany, they were a good laugh and i needed to smile...