i got bored from trying to stop the mashtuur city wallglitchers for a while, so here goes.
Type 1, the Expert: He always knows more about you than the topic at hand, no matter the topic, he knows more. Will use any means necessary of making sure that his information is correct, if you make a point, he warms up the google search engine to make sure you are wrong, or at least so he can make another point to make sure he still remains "The Expert".
Type 2, the Asshat: This guy just comes on the forums a few times a week to see how many people's hate list he can make before he moves out of his parents house on his 28th birthday. Most of the time loves to see a locked forum from a response to one of his comments, this makes him feel good in the pants. Lives off of negative energy, much like a parasite, only instead of leeching from the host, he does it via the Internet, the playground for people that make themselves sound 5 times bigger than they really are.
Type 3, the counter-complainer: Absolutely HATES sniper videos, posts about people getting server banned, stat-padder screen shots, yet for some reason, cannot stay off of the topics clearly labeled as such. If you see a post about someone hating something, they will be there, 5 minutes later complaining about how much they cannot stand people that complain. They prefer sniper video forums, but since they are beaten away by people that love them, they need to find juicy scraps of the other 2 types of easily targeted forum posts. all and all, a traitor to their own cause.
Type 4, the tough guy: Can kick your ass any day, anywhere, any time. always 6'5" 265 Lbs, and always gets in fights at bars. Most of the time, the bars are local high-school themed, and only serve drinks behind the bleachers at lunch time. your typical Internet bad-ass, low self-esteem, high Mbps. large ISP bill, hung like a baby.
Type 5, the Military mastermind: He was born in the toughest neighborhood in the toughest country on earth, same as type 4, only has military medals for ass-kicking. was in the British SAS and the USMC all in the same week, he is also type 1, for those who are unfamiliar with this ass-face. has served many years in every military force on earth, and was kicked out of all but the current random hat-pulled military for reasons that don't exist. was also involved with every top secret military project for the last 75 years in one way or another, always the case with type 5s. J10 overpowered, pah, hes walked the real life wingspan, he knows it well, F35 wicked strong, useless in BF2? NO!!, he was there during the first thermal plastic press at Lockheed-martin, its not millions of dollars worth of sweet-ass, stealth-bombing, fighter-piloting insanity, he was there when they folded the first one out of grade 2 copy paper, he knows more than you, let it go. (not meant to offend military service members, i will be one very soon myself, Semper Fi Marines, ill see you at boot camp)
anyway, hope this made you laugh, you know them all well, as do i, hell, may even see some on this post.
Type 1, the Expert: He always knows more about you than the topic at hand, no matter the topic, he knows more. Will use any means necessary of making sure that his information is correct, if you make a point, he warms up the google search engine to make sure you are wrong, or at least so he can make another point to make sure he still remains "The Expert".
Type 2, the Asshat: This guy just comes on the forums a few times a week to see how many people's hate list he can make before he moves out of his parents house on his 28th birthday. Most of the time loves to see a locked forum from a response to one of his comments, this makes him feel good in the pants. Lives off of negative energy, much like a parasite, only instead of leeching from the host, he does it via the Internet, the playground for people that make themselves sound 5 times bigger than they really are.
Type 3, the counter-complainer: Absolutely HATES sniper videos, posts about people getting server banned, stat-padder screen shots, yet for some reason, cannot stay off of the topics clearly labeled as such. If you see a post about someone hating something, they will be there, 5 minutes later complaining about how much they cannot stand people that complain. They prefer sniper video forums, but since they are beaten away by people that love them, they need to find juicy scraps of the other 2 types of easily targeted forum posts. all and all, a traitor to their own cause.
Type 4, the tough guy: Can kick your ass any day, anywhere, any time. always 6'5" 265 Lbs, and always gets in fights at bars. Most of the time, the bars are local high-school themed, and only serve drinks behind the bleachers at lunch time. your typical Internet bad-ass, low self-esteem, high Mbps. large ISP bill, hung like a baby.
Type 5, the Military mastermind: He was born in the toughest neighborhood in the toughest country on earth, same as type 4, only has military medals for ass-kicking. was in the British SAS and the USMC all in the same week, he is also type 1, for those who are unfamiliar with this ass-face. has served many years in every military force on earth, and was kicked out of all but the current random hat-pulled military for reasons that don't exist. was also involved with every top secret military project for the last 75 years in one way or another, always the case with type 5s. J10 overpowered, pah, hes walked the real life wingspan, he knows it well, F35 wicked strong, useless in BF2? NO!!, he was there during the first thermal plastic press at Lockheed-martin, its not millions of dollars worth of sweet-ass, stealth-bombing, fighter-piloting insanity, he was there when they folded the first one out of grade 2 copy paper, he knows more than you, let it go. (not meant to offend military service members, i will be one very soon myself, Semper Fi Marines, ill see you at boot camp)
anyway, hope this made you laugh, you know them all well, as do i, hell, may even see some on this post.