Poll

Lorraine Kelly or Fern Britton?

Lorraine Kelly40%40% - 12
Fern Britton40%40% - 12
Neither, I choose death.20%20% - 6
Total: 30
The Magic Mullet
Member
+240|6847
Both have a fantastic womanly bosom. I'd give Fern a go.

<rubs thighs>
stef10
Member
+173|6905|Denmark
?
Knight`UK
Lollerstorycarpark
+371|7003|England
Lorraine Kelly

because she has a dirty scottish accent and a real nice set of lungs on her

would give her some man glue tbh on the bosom's
Deadman
Member
+34|6865|England
Ooooer...Fern any day.
Lol @ this thread.
joker3327
=IBF2=
+305|7021|Cheshire. UK
both!!!! soapy tit wank for the win!!
EricTViking
Yes, I am Queeg
+48|6974|UK

joker3327 wrote:

both!!!! soapy tit wank for the win!!
Couldn't have phrased it better! +1
mrchinchin25
Member
+14|6829
"Have ya seen ma Grrrowler!"
loonitic
...is a potty mouth
+286|6957|Valhalla

joker3327 wrote:

both!!!! soapy tit wank for the win!!
think we have a winner
MURcarnage
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!
+86|7080|San Francisco, CA
I like my women fit.
https://www.thebodysculptress.com/Art/rb1.jpg
SkoobyDu
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+120|6984|Cheshire, UK
I'd let Lorraine show me her "growler" but I'll always be thinking of Fearne...

Soapy Tit Wanks FTW!!!!!! Even better if she can do it reverse and lick your balls at the same time
The Magic Mullet
Member
+240|6847
I'd love to crush up some Ryvita, mash it into my pubic thatch and make Fern hoover it up with her mouth.
SkoobyDu
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+120|6984|Cheshire, UK

The Magic Mullet wrote:

I'd love to crush up some Ryvita, mash it into my pubic thatch and make Fern hoover it up with her mouth.
/Wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
SkoobyDu
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+120|6984|Cheshire, UK
If you like fit women, any one remember Busy Lizzy????

https://www.tv-am.org.uk/uploadedfiles/Image/lizzie%20webb.jpg

or Diana Moran???

https://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38144000/jpg/_38144094_diana_moran298.jpg

Last edited by SkoobyDu (2006-10-19 03:01:23)

pedigreeuk
I'm English, not British!
+113|7194|Rotherham, England
For those not in the know
Lorraine Kelly https://img246.imageshack.us/img246/4780/lorrainekii8.jpg
Fren Britton https://img246.imageshack.us/img246/5194/fernbritton1at8.jpg

I voted for both by the way
The Magic Mullet
Member
+240|6847
I'd love to put my head between Fern's chesticles and go BWUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA
DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|7054|Finland

Luciano or Dom?

https://www.lucianopavarotti.us/uploads/pics/biografie_04.jpg https://www.harveystudio.com/dom3.jpg

Last edited by DonFck (2006-10-19 03:13:33)

I need around tree fiddy.
The Magic Mullet
Member
+240|6847
I have it on good authority that Luciano sucks the cock like a pro. His price? 3 Tenners!
SkoobyDu
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+120|6984|Cheshire, UK

pedigreeuk wrote:

For those not in the know
Lorraine Kelly http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/4780 … nekii8.jpg
Fren Britton http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/5194 … on1at8.jpg

I voted for both by the way
I'm sure something is missing from that picture of fern.... ah yes an apple for her mouth and a spit roast!!!!
joker3327
=IBF2=
+305|7021|Cheshire. UK

SkoobyDu wrote:

pedigreeuk wrote:

For those not in the know
Lorraine Kelly http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/4780 … nekii8.jpg
Fren Britton http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/5194 … on1at8.jpg

I voted for both by the way
I'm sure something is missing from that picture of fern.... ah yes an apple for her mouth and a spit roast!!!!
Spit roast yes please ...can I be on top......in the pink!!
DoctorFruitloop
Level 13 Wrongdoer
+515|6969|Doncaster, UK

pedigreeuk wrote:

https://img246.imageshack.us/img246/5194/fernbritton1at8.jpg
Does anybody remember the cow from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy that pointed out which bits of it you should eat?

This just reminds me of that.

Last edited by DoctorFruitloop (2006-10-19 04:16:28)

Zimmer
Un Moderador
+1,688|7179|Scotland

Do we need this?
I mean really, quite pointless dont you think?
It has already been derailed and flamed.
Dont want no more of it.
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