The great new way to tk

2006-10-23 17:23:30

#1

T1g3r217: Perpetual; +124|6872|My room

Tired of those noobs who think they are so 1337 that they can just cut you off in their FAV or DPV, only to drive into an AT Mine and get you killed. Or those idiots who stand in the runway and jump in the way of your wing? And don't forget those people who ruin your perfect sniping spot by standing up and shooting an LMG at the enemies barely visible in your sniper scope, getting you naded.

Wanna get back at them, but don't think that they're worth your precious four points? NO PROBLEM; here is the great new way to get back at them. All you need is an FAV/DPV and some remote driving skills (NOTE: this is best done to people who keep spawning at a particular base).

1) Get in the FAV/DPV, using your "E" key.

2) Start the throttle by pressing "W".

3) Drive towards the person at full speed. Try not to crash into obstacles as those will only damage your car and slow you down. Full speed is vital.

4) Get out right before your vehicle hits the person (press "E" again). You need split second timing to do this, so practice on single player; those bots move fast. If done correctly, the inertia (look it up, dumbass) of the car will keep it moving at a high enough speed to kill the person. Not only will he die, you will take no credit for the kill, and the "poor" guy will get two points off his score for suicide! Everyone wins! Except the other person.

-T1g3r217

2006-10-23 17:25:18

#2

m3thod: All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz; +2,197|7121|UK

Cue the scarcastic comments.....

Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.

2006-10-23 17:25:55

#3

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|7142

Wow Omfgbbqhax I Didnt Know That!

x

2006-10-23 17:27:15

#4

chittydog: less busy; +586|7285|Kubra, Damn it!

Wow. The rest of us figured this out last year. Unfortunately, as of patch 1.4, you still get the points taken away but don't get credit for a TK.

2006-10-23 17:27:49

#5

majorassult: I <3 ak101; +307|7113|under there hayousaidunderwear

Thank you, captain obvious!

2006-10-23 17:27:58

#6

T1g3r217: Perpetual; +124|6872|My room

Damn. I thought I was onto something for a sec.

2006-10-23 17:28:29

#7

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|7047|Seattle

bbqhax indeed.

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2006-10-23 17:30:05

#8

Kanye North: randy; +80|6915

wowowow gay. king county downy you owe me karma

2006-10-23 17:32:23

#9

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|7047|Seattle

Kanye North wrote:
wowowow gay. king county downy you owe me karma

Why?

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2006-10-23 17:34:11

#10

jord: Member; +2,382|7128|The North, beyond the wall.

King_County_Downy wrote:
Kanye North wrote:
wowowow gay. king county downy you owe me karma
Why?

You owe me as well.

Remember?

2006-10-23 17:35:38

#11

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|7047|Seattle

I do too many drugs. What's this all about?

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2006-10-23 17:35:56

#12

majorassult: I <3 ak101; +307|7113|under there hayousaidunderwear

I believe you all owe me...

2006-10-23 17:38:13

#13

Donald O' Brien: Member; +104|7153

Even in the older patches you still lose 2 points for pulling off that manuever. I've been playing 1.03 a lot lately and I do that kind of thing often.

2006-10-23 17:39:21

#14

Jello.01: Member; +46|7058|DFW, Texas

You still get -4 on Insomnia servers, you just don't get the punish...

2006-10-23 17:47:37

#15

cablecopulate: Member; +449|7188|Massachusetts.

And in other Brand New Battlefield 2 news, you can change views on ladders!! you can slide down them! you can right click to zoom in with weapons! or press R to reload!!

edit: I couldn't decide if I was going to write left click to shoot or right click to zoom so I done fucked up and merged them.

Jedi mind trick: There's no fuck up here. Move along.

Last edited by cablecopulate (2006-10-23 17:52:47)

2006-10-23 17:49:40

#16

GotMex?: $623,493,674,868,715.98 in Debt; +193|7213

Don't people call this Ghosting? And you lose the pts, but there is no TK msg or anything.

2006-10-23 17:49:52

#17

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|7047|Seattle

OMG you can left click to zoom?

GotMex? wrote:
Don't people call this Ghosting? And you lose the pts, but there is no TK msg or anything.

No ghosting is having a buddy on the opposing team and telling his mates where the bad guys are.

Last edited by King_County_Downy (2006-10-23 17:51:19)

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2006-10-23 17:51:14

#18

GotMex?: $623,493,674,868,715.98 in Debt; +193|7213

King_County_Downy wrote:
OMG you can left click to zoom?

Wait, you CAN????? I thought left click was to shoot...

GotMex? wrote:
Don't people call this Ghosting? And you lose the pts, but there is no TK msg or anything.

So I guess it was only the smacktards from the Moders server that were calling it that.

Last edited by GotMex? (2006-10-23 17:52:07)

2006-10-23 17:51:33

#19

cablecopulate: Member; +449|7188|Massachusetts.

haha, fuck. I killed my own joke with one wrong word.

2006-10-23 17:52:33

#20

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|7047|Seattle

downy 1 cable 0

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2006-10-23 17:53:26

#21

cablecopulate: Member; +449|7188|Massachusetts.

Downy is correct.

2006-10-23 17:53:37

#22

DirtyMexican: I knife Generals; +278|6987|Search Whore killing fields

http://members.abunawaf.com/balot/mm/smile_1-cat.jpg

2006-10-23 18:21:45

#23

Sigarms357: Say Hello to My 11-87; +6|7188

Superior Mind wrote:
Wow Omfgbbqhax I Didnt Know That!

YA RLY, HAVENT SEEN THAT BEFORE

2006-10-23 18:22:25

#24

LT.Victim: Member; +1,175|7012|British Columbia, Canada

Where have you been the last year and a half?

2006-10-23 18:23:50

#25

Naughty_Om: Im Ron Burgundy?; +355|7083|USA

T1g3r217 wrote:
Tired of those noobs who think they are so 1337 that they can just cut you off in their FAV or DPV, only to drive into an AT Mine and get you killed. Or those idiots who stand in the runway and jump in the way of your wing? And don't forget those people who ruin your perfect sniping spot by standing up and shooting an LMG at the enemies barely visible in your sniper scope, getting you naded.

Wanna get back at them, but don't think that they're worth your precious four points? NO PROBLEM; here is the great new way to get back at them. All you need is an FAV/DPV and some remote driving skills (NOTE: this is best done to people who keep spawning at a particular base).

1) Get in the FAV/DPV, using your "E" key.

2) Start the throttle by pressing "W".

3) Drive towards the person at full speed. Try not to crash into obstacles as those will only damage your car and slow you down. Full speed is vital.

4) Get out right before your vehicle hits the person (press "E" again). You need split second timing to do this, so practice on single player; those bots move fast. If done correctly, the inertia (look it up, dumbass) of the car will keep it moving at a high enough speed to kill the person. Not only will he die, you will take no credit for the kill, and the "poor" guy will get two points off his score for suicide! Everyone wins! Except the other person.

-T1g3r217

On most servers this costs you points. Your a retard. Congrats

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