Events Leading Up To N. Korea Nuclear Test
October 25, 2006
Two weeks ago, North Korea detonated a nuclear bomb. Here is the series of developments that led up to this test:
1986: Kim Jong-Il tells thugs in a local bar he'll "show them all"
1993: North Korea realizes they have all the components needed to build nuclear bombs just lying around
1996: Kim Jong-Il decides individual murders take too long
1998: Military begins digging really big holes
2002: Fact that Bush includes North Korea in "Axis Of Evil" encourages them to act accordingly
2003: Nation starts ducking all of CIA's phone calls
2005: Prior to U.N. weapons inspections, Kim Jong-Il orders all bombs to be hidden behind his various portraits throughout country
2006: Government conducts experiments to determine how long an entire nation can go without food
October 25, 2006
Two weeks ago, North Korea detonated a nuclear bomb. Here is the series of developments that led up to this test:
1986: Kim Jong-Il tells thugs in a local bar he'll "show them all"
1993: North Korea realizes they have all the components needed to build nuclear bombs just lying around
1996: Kim Jong-Il decides individual murders take too long
1998: Military begins digging really big holes
2002: Fact that Bush includes North Korea in "Axis Of Evil" encourages them to act accordingly
2003: Nation starts ducking all of CIA's phone calls
2005: Prior to U.N. weapons inspections, Kim Jong-Il orders all bombs to be hidden behind his various portraits throughout country
2006: Government conducts experiments to determine how long an entire nation can go without food
