Obiwan
Go Cards !!
+196|7118|The Ville
1.Ounce I was doing 60ph in a 35 mph zone. A cop saw me and I immideiatly pulled off to the shoulder, right on the on ramp of the expressway. The cop asked why the hell was I going 60 mph and I said a girl pissed me off lol. He was like well I'm going to have to give you a ticket so he asked for my liscense and insurance card gave me my liscense back and just drove away. I guess he got a call or something and I used my spare copy off my insurance card. (no ticket ever came threw the mail).

2. I was going 40mph in a 25mph. I thought it was 35mph I told the cop and she looked at me like I was a moron lol, anyways I got a ticket there and went to traffic school and all was good.

3. I was racing one of my friends on a city road and all of the suddent a cop comes. I pull over and my friends gets away because the cop new he could get me I guess. Got 2 tickets there (1. proof of insurance missing 1. Racing.

4. I was going 80mph in a 55 mph zone. I was on my way to a college in Indiana with some buddies and they were late for a frat meeting so I having a heavy foot took an advantage of that. SO I ended up getting pulled over by an off duty cop he said he folled me for 3 miles becuase he didn't want to have to pull me over. He then has a fucking state trooper (assholes) come and take us to the school. My car was the towed back to my house lol. That I believe was the hardest one paying an out of state ticket. I reccomend going the speed limit when your out of your home state.

That's all I can think off right now but if I get any more I will edit this post.
Catbox
forgiveness
+505|7140
My last speeding ticket... knock on wood... was Feb 1984... lol...  I havent had a speeding ticket in over 20 years...  they dont let me drive much at the nursing home now...  and im totally serious about the date...

I have been chased on a motorcycle GSXR 750 a bunch of times in the early 90s... never stopped to ask why though...
Love is the answer
Kneegra
Don't rock no blings but my baseball cap
+21|6852|IN
i was with a buddy of mine when we got pulled over for 35 in a 65.......yup wreckless driving....going too slow. it was on the interstate though with 2 miles of traffic backed up behind us.
SonofASniper
Pump It Baby, Pump it!
+34|6960|Oregon

King_County_Downy wrote:

Thump-GoA- wrote:

2 weeks ago.  Doing 79 in a 55.  He let me go!!! 
I've never been let off. Fuckin' cops...I hate 'em. They've never done anything good for me. Hopefully he made his quota this morning so he can get a nice raise.
Check out your ticket really closely...  you might get lucky.

The last ticket I got was a small town cop working a honey whole where the signs were technically mismarked because of a new school zone law they were switching the signs out for.   He was writing people tickets left and right and he poped me for 45 in a 30.  The SOB lied to me about 45, I knew I was only going 40 and the prick wrote me a ticket faster than a fat cop chasing a donut shop. 

When I got home and cooled off ($275 dollar ticket)  I double checked the traffic code that he wrote me for.  Turned out he wrote me up on a traffic code that had been repealed a year earlier.

I went into court, plead not guilty, and got the judge to dismiss it immediately.  The great part was that I was the first of 30 people who had to appear that day with tickets from that same cop.  Needless to say I made everyone else's day because of my research, and I ruined that cop's day when he got his ass handed to him for being stupid.

Moral:  research what you were actually cited for, and how did the officer determine your actual speed.

Cops are just as lazy as any other human being.  Traffic laws change all the time and they are not always up to date on the specific ordnances.

Most states require that an officer be certified to operate a radar/laser gun.  You can file a motion for discovery to determine if his certification is current.

And there are many other items too, but those are the two easiest ones.
vedds
Member
+52|7179|Christchurch New Zealand
December 30 2005, just outside Wanaka in my month old car on its first long trip. 118KM in a 100 zone. 2 more tickets and I lose my liscence for 3 months just got to keep clean till Dec 30 next year and all my past indiscretions dissapear:) ) I was just glad he didnt get me an hour before when i floored it to get past a fuckhead in a WRX who thought 60-70 kph till he hit a passing lane and then went 120 was funny.
SonofASniper
Pump It Baby, Pump it!
+34|6960|Oregon

tjm0264 wrote:

I dont get tickets anymore...im a cop!  We "can't" speed.
Yes you can, becaue I have given them to cops.   

Yea, I could be a prick    But, I don't do the cop gig anymore.

Last edited by SonofASniper (2006-10-27 00:46:33)

YoBabysDaddy
Member
+31|7248|St. Louis, MO
My last speeding ticket was about 10 years ago actually.101 in a 55mph.
JG1567JG
Member
+110|7012|United States of America
Don't remember the last one.  Couple of years ago.

About 10 years ago me and two friends, all three in seperate cars pull up to a stop light in downtown Cincinatti at about 2:00am.  My two friends, one in a 94 Escort GT and the other in a 95 Maxima, sit side by side, reving their engins just waiting for the light to turn.  I'm sitting behind the Escort saying "Oh shit these two are going to race and leave me behind just trying to keep up in an 84 Tempo".
Bam the light changes and they leave me sitting.  I try to keep up but they just keep pulling away.  I see a car coming up behind me so I slow a bit then a cop passes me to go after my friends.  He gets the 95 Maxima and I catch up to the Escort GT.  We hit the next road or ramp to "Cross County Highway" and we both get pulled over by the same cop.  We get searched and they find a nice big green bud under my friends seat.  We all three get drag racing tickets and speeding 78mph in a 30mph zone and my friend got a ticket for possesion of marijuana. 
I had to appear in court for drag racing.  I asked the cop in court about the type of cars all three were in and reminded him of the distance between the first two cars and my own. (150-200yards)  I told the cop and judge how I was from out of town and didn't know my way around and that I was scared of getting lost from my friends who were from Cincy.  I got the drag racing ticket dropped.  Hell with the cars we were in I couldn't have drag-raced even if I tried.

Last edited by JG1567JG (2006-10-27 00:58:58)

DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|7056|Finland

About 1,5 years ago. 110€, 80kph in a 50 zone..

Almost lost my license at the same time.
I need around tree fiddy.
VspyVspy
Sniper
+183|7097|A sunburnt country
I've been driving for 18 years and only got my first fine about 6 months ago.  I was driving up to Sydney and was late for work, cop got me at 131Kph in a 100 zone.  When he asked what I was doing at 131, the first thing I thought to say was "slowing down from 150" but I didn't think that would go down too well.

Cost me $210 and 3 points (out of 12)
Bernadictus
Moderator
+1,055|7161

Got a speeding ticket for driving 107 km/h were 100 was allowed. Was fined for 2 km/h overspeed. (In the netherlands we have a speed deduction of 3 to 5 km/h depending on the road type.

Yet ABS saved me from some serious speed fines. The dutch law enforcers always have to wear those reflective shirt, so you spot them from a mile away.

And one time I was 'racing' with my fathers 2. TDI Ford Mondeo. I noticed the speed radar in time and managed to slow down to 110 (120 was max) but the car next to me got 'flashed' as we call it.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7097|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
I got stopped at 7.00am driving from Reading to Cardiff on the M4, the notorious Wiltshire police nabbed me.  A red undercover Mondeo 24 valve thingy with a blue tit on the top pulled me.  Blue lights in the grill the works.  They said I'd been doing 120mph because they timed me between bridge camera's but had me recored at 99.6 mph.  I was 0.4mph away from loosing my license and the twats called me Lucky. Lucky?? If I was lucky you wouldn't of pulled me.  I'd slowed down to change cd and light a ciggy up.
Jenkinsbball
Banned
+149|6972|USA bitches!
My last ticket was for rolling through a stop sign at literally 1-3 mph. The cop was sitting up on a hill to my right and I couldn't see him from my angle. The prick cop that pulls me over is near my age, a little older probably (I'm 24), checks my record (which is clean), comes back and says how good of a record I have, and then tells me he's giving me a ticket. What a fucking dick sucking piece of fucking shit. IT COST ME $218 FOR THE TICKET AND I HAVE TO TAKE DEFENSIVE DRIVING (ANOTHER $25-40). All for a fucking roll through. He was probably mad that I have a better car than him. Irving police are fucking cunt twat pigs that deserve to die.
spawnofthemist
Banned
+1,128|7066|Burmecia, Land of the Rain
They never catch my registration plates because by the time they realise there's a car speeding by.. i'm already gone


nearly got busted for doing 70 in a 40 though...

(mph.. fuck kilometers)
GotMex?
$623,493,674,868,715.98 in Debt
+193|7187

spawnofthemist wrote:

They never catch my registration plates because by the time they realise there's a car speeding by.. i'm already gone


nearly got busted for doing 70 in a 40 though...

(mph.. fuck kilometers)
Welcome back spawnster.

And radar detector is the way to go. Saved my ass 2 times already. Pays for itself.
spawnofthemist
Banned
+1,128|7066|Burmecia, Land of the Rain
y thanku lolz

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