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2006-10-29 01:54:56
Flecco
iPod is broken.
+1,048|7089|NT, like Mick Dundee

mcminty wrote:

Jinto-sk wrote:

P.S. peeps Don't gamble there is only one winner in the end - THE GOD DAMN FUCKING CASINO
Yeah, back in year 10 maths, our class figured the statistical stuff for the most common gambling games. Needless to say, in the long run, the casino will totally own you.


Mcminty.
Nice to see everybody else in Aus has to go through that boring crap.
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
2006-10-29 01:58:02
Knight`UK
Lollerstorycarpark
+371|7004|England

Jinto-sk wrote:

Shit shit shit shit shit
I've just been to the casino and blown £300
WTF am I doing someone kick me in the nuts, I can't afford to blow that much.
£300 may not seem like much to some but at the moment that's a shit load of cash that could have been better spent
SHIT SHIT SHIT
P.S. peeps Don't gamble there is only one winner in the end - THE GOD DAMN FUCKING CASINO
You n4p thats a week fooking wages for me without busting my balls in overtime .WTF were you thinking about spunking that kind of money on gambleing idiot .

Guess you learnt your lesson the hard way fella dont do it again.
2006-10-29 01:45:18
mark
Member
+5|6829
When ever you think about gambling get someone to kick you in the nuts you wont like it after a while
2006-10-29 01:58:09
delta4bravo*nl*
Dutch Delight
+68|7176
a female friend of my works is the casino, her nickname there is Miss 21... she has regulars walking away from the blackjack table when she takes over the dealing. :-)
When I gamble I take the cash money that I want to gamble $200 I dont take bank card or credit card.... money finished is money finished.
sometimes you get lucky sometimes you get screwed.
2006-10-29 02:07:32
MrE`158
Member
+103|7047
That's a tough break, but....

I work in a casino (as a poker dealer).  You will *never* see me on any of the gaming tables (blackjack, roulette, brag, punto, etc.).  There's no skill, it's pure chance, and the odds are against you.  If you're GOOD at poker, play that, and in the long term, you can make money.

The golden rule of going into a casino is this:  Don't put more money on the table than you can comfortably afford to lose. 

If you've spent a year saving for a trip to Vegas and have €/£/$3000 saved up that you know you can lose on the tables, go ahead, play what you like, and enjoy it.  You might even get lucky!  But never, ever, put money down that will hurt you to lose.  Take a leaf from the professionals books, work out a bankroll.  Even the top poker pros, who are making good money these days, will never allow themselves to stake more than 1/50th or so of their bankroll on a game.

So yeah, hard luck, but you were a bit foolish gambling with money you can't afford to lose.  As has been mentioned before, don't, whatever you do try and "win" it back.  Carrying nothing but your ID and the spare cash you can take a hit on into the place is a damn good idea.
2006-10-29 02:11:01
Obiwan
Go Cards !!
+196|7118|The Ville

Baron_von_Kondas wrote:

Obiwan wrote:

if you play texas holdem it's against everyone else and same with any card game as long as the dealer is not playing. I recommend playing a none house game and u should do much better.
Sounds logical. But i dont really trust guys with 2142 stuff in their sigs....
I can understand that heh. Anyways I've played holdem the past two years and I've done ok in it. Slot machines sucks don't underestimate the 2142 sigs lol. NEVER PLAY THE HOUSE !!!!

with slot machines, they go by statistics so basically percentages. They conrol the percentages so therefore its in there favor to win. They have u win on it so you come back and gamble more money away. I've lost 60 bucks in 5 mins playing 20 bucks per buy with maxed bets to increase the ammount of money I can win. That didn't even work so I switched to holdem and been doing that ever since. Limit games are good to start on pick the lowest and take 20 to 40 times the big blind and your set to go. If you want more tips pm me.

Last edited by Obiwan (2006-10-29 02:17:36)

2006-10-29 03:34:19
Jinto-sk
Laid Back Yorkshireman
+183|7015|Scarborough Yorkshire England

reefl3x wrote:

Can I kick you in the nuts and set you on fire, whilst pouring lemon juice and salt all over your body. I'll then make sure to keep you alive so I can torture you more. I'll then ever so slowly remove your finger nails with bamboo shoots. Deprive you of sleep and continue the cycle.

The key in torture is not to kill your victim, but merely to torture them to the brink of death, while still being able to stay across that fine line.
Dude you need help-  did you see this
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=50731

lolz dudes thanks for the nut kicking offers *apart from psycho boy ^^^^*

Cheers for your words of wisdom peeps, that's the first time I've been to the casino in 6 months, i'm not screwed over got enough in the savings, just extremely pissed off I wasted that amount, normally I go with £40 cash and that's my limit but last night I had my card and just kept gambling.

 

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