Do any of you know any greek jokes? Yes racist ones. I found out that they are really hard to find after trying to get some to tease a good friend and If the forums don't know it they dont exist.
tsk, never tease Greeks, what are you, a Turk lover? lol
Heh, Just some friendly teasing to another close friend. He was born in America like me and his parent is greek. He dose the same to me about being a Canadian (only my dad is)
type "racist greek jokes" at google.com lol
but its harddd~~~
A husband comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with another man.
-Maria, what are you doing?"
-See, I told you he was stupid."
-Maria, what are you doing?"
-See, I told you he was stupid."
i get the joke, but i dont know why its greekeyesteponbabies wrote:
A husband comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with another man.
-Maria, what are you doing?"
-See, I told you he was stupid."
yeah..
Not really very racist but........
There was an Italian, a German, a Turk and a Greek on an aeroplane. At some point the pilot says that for the aeroplane to avoid crashing three people must jump out, so the Italian gets up and says: "Hail Italy!"and falls.
Next goes the Germann. The Greek stands uop and says: "Hail Greece!" , grabs the Turk and pushes him off.
There was an Italian, a German, a Turk and a Greek on an aeroplane. At some point the pilot says that for the aeroplane to avoid crashing three people must jump out, so the Italian gets up and says: "Hail Italy!"and falls.
Next goes the Germann. The Greek stands uop and says: "Hail Greece!" , grabs the Turk and pushes him off.
- Doctor can I have a second opinion?
- Unfortunately you have only 24 hours of life, but this is not the worst....
- What are you talking about doctor? What could be worse?
- I'm looking for you since yesterday...
They are greek though not racist.
- Unfortunately you have only 24 hours of life, but this is not the worst....
- What are you talking about doctor? What could be worse?
- I'm looking for you since yesterday...
They are greek though not racist.
Last edited by eyesteponbabies (2006-10-29 14:11:33)
Stop copying and pasting random shitty jokes.eyesteponbabies wrote:
- Doctor can I have a second opinion?
- Unfortunately you have only 24 hours of life, but this is not the worst....
- What are you talking about doctor? What could be worse?
- I'm looking for you since yesterday...
buLLet_t00th wrote:
Stop copying and pasting random shitty jokes.eyesteponbabies wrote:
- Doctor can I have a second opinion?
- Unfortunately you have only 24 hours of life, but this is not the worst....
- What are you talking about doctor? What could be worse?
- I'm looking for you since yesterday...
Masterstyle wrote:
buLLet_t00th wrote:
Stop copying and pasting random shitty jokes.eyesteponbabies wrote:
- Doctor can I have a second opinion?
- Unfortunately you have only 24 hours of life, but this is not the worst....
- What are you talking about doctor? What could be worse?
- I'm looking for you since yesterday...
Oh yeah? What have you said that is so intelligent fuckface?buLLet_t00th wrote:
Stop copying and pasting random shitty jokes.eyesteponbabies wrote:
- Doctor can I have a second opinion?
- Unfortunately you have only 24 hours of life, but this is not the worst....
- What are you talking about doctor? What could be worse?
- I'm looking for you since yesterday...
Do you read the thread you post in?eyesteponbabies wrote:
Oh yeah? What have you said that is so intelligent fuckface?buLLet_t00th wrote:
Stop copying and pasting random shitty jokes.eyesteponbabies wrote:
- Doctor can I have a second opinion?
- Unfortunately you have only 24 hours of life, but this is not the worst....
- What are you talking about doctor? What could be worse?
- I'm looking for you since yesterday...
If you can think of a way to link your jokes and Greece.....ill shit on my dogs face and lick it till hes clean!
Last edited by buLLet_t00th (2006-10-29 14:14:49)
A Greek and an Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture.
The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon." The Italian says, "We have the Coliseum." The Greek says, "We had great Mathematicians." The Italian says, "We had the Roman Empire," and so on and so on and then the Greek says: "We invented sex."
The Italian says, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."
The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon." The Italian says, "We have the Coliseum." The Greek says, "We had great Mathematicians." The Italian says, "We had the Roman Empire," and so on and so on and then the Greek says: "We invented sex."
The Italian says, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."
Nice!
whatever joke u know just put "anal sex" in the sentence somewheres and u have a greek joke
whats the difference between greeks and a house filled with anal sex?jimbo21 wrote:
whatever joke u know just put "anal sex" in the sentence somewheres and u have a greek joke
the house!
I dont think so lol
bullet tooth is a fag from the UK. That was not a joke.
Did you use paint to make your sig? Or was your mother beaten by a tramp while you were still in her?eyesteponbabies wrote:
bullet tooth is a fag from the UK. That was not a joke.
ps And Im still waiting for an explanation of why your crappy jokes were Greek related? I cant keep my dog under my arse forever you know!
Last edited by buLLet_t00th (2006-10-29 14:26:42)
Lol, And being racist to brits is really stupid.. So long as they aren't aggressors.buLLet_t00th wrote:
Did you use paint to make your sig? Or was your mother beaten by a tramp while you were still in her?eyesteponbabies wrote:
bullet tooth is a fag from the UK. That was not a joke.
ps And Im still waiting for an explanation of why your crappy jokes were Greek related? I cant keep my dog under my arse forever you know!
Ooohhh, I can hear the clacking of AWM's .
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Your jelous of my sig offending you because your sig looks like vaginal fluid smothered with seamen on your face...aggressive british motherfucker.buLLet_t00th wrote:
Did you use paint to make your sig? Or was your mother beaten by a tramp while you were still in her?eyesteponbabies wrote:
bullet tooth is a fag from the UK. That was not a joke.
ps And Im still waiting for an explanation of why your crappy jokes were Greek related? I cant keep my dog under my arse forever you know!
Last edited by eyesteponbabies (2006-10-29 14:31:36)
Dude! That is the most awesome 5th grade cuttdown I've ever heard! You win part of the internet.eyesteponbabies wrote:
bullet tooth is a fag from the UK. That was not a joke.
The part with all the gay porn and Richard Simmons workout videos on it.