Lamest thing on the battlefield

2006-10-29 03:40:29

#51

DUnlimited: got any popo lolo intersting?; +1,160|6909|cuntshitlake

elite.mafia wrote:
You get behind a jet, use ur machinegun until they are on fire, pull off, and don't get any kills. Only to realize that the guys bailed out. Damn stat whores!!!

hmmmm. usually they die with the plane to get it in their next spawn...

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2006-10-29 11:27:05

#52

EmptyRøv: Member; +1|6843|Denmark [DK] (Stats=US)

As i was comander in karkand USMC, i told my teammates that we had 2 empty APCs at main.
Then get kicked by admin for no reason.

Strafe around and jump ONCE, i killed someone prone.
Get kicked for EXCESSIVE BUNNYHOPPING. Noob admin!!¡

2006-10-30 00:40:01

#53

spikes14: Member; +25|6843

The lamest thing on BF2 is when you get a TK in the jet, when you haven't even fired a missile yet. and then to find out that you have been punished for it, is so annoying.

2006-10-30 09:18:56

#54

DUnlimited: got any popo lolo intersting?; +1,160|6909|cuntshitlake

hmmm. nothing wrong with bunnyhopping IMO...

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2006-10-30 09:23:45

#55

DoctorFruitloop: Level 13 Wrongdoer; +515|6992|Doncaster, UK

I know this is off topic becasue it's in the BF2 section and my story is 2142 related, but yesterday I was playing engineer having just unlocked the Pilum heavy antivehicle rifle. The mech walks up asking for repairs so like a good little engi I walk up to him, scroll the mouse wheel to the repairy thing, hit mouse buttom to select it and blow up the walker with the rifle.

I apologised but I was laughing so hard I don't think they thought I was sincere

On topic, many times have I plumetted down the side of a building wearing my face mask instead of having a deployed chute

2006-10-30 09:25:54

#56

DY1-DUK: Member; +0|6940|NY

DeathUnlimited wrote:
Lamest things that have ever happened to you on the battlefield?

Getting ACCIDENTALLY knifed by a teammate (he must've been blind)
Smoke Grenade straight tio head (I was killed by it D'OH)
I drove my car against a wall, jumped out and got stuck between the car and the wall ---> I died
I jumped out of RIB just to be killed by it
In SF i took GAS MASK instead of parachute

LOL

ROFL....HAHA!! this is funny because it happened to me too

2006-10-30 09:35:49

#57

DY1-DUK: Member; +0|6940|NY

deeznutz1245 wrote:
Last night I was playing on Moders wake island (good server). It was the beginning of the round and I was at South Base in the tank waiting to protect it. I was sitting still watching the commander spot things, seeing if anything was coming my way. I didnt even have a finger on the keyboard cuz I was still enjoying my mid-round cigarette. All of a sudden some fucking idiot newbie in a transport truck, with two of his idiot newbie friends came and crashed into me (i still dont know how they hit a non-moving tank). It killed them and I got team vehicle damage, three team kills and to top it off they all punished me!!!! I have NEVER tk'd anyone on purpose........until last night. I hunted them faggots down one by one and raped them Medic style. Kill-revive-kill-revive-kill-revive-kill-revive......until I was kicked. Oh well, it was worth it to me. Tell me what you think, was I to much of a dick? P.S. I made sure before I owned them I joined their squad to ruin the squad score.

LOL....

2006-10-30 17:08:58

#58

cohen1976: Member; +14|7213

while hanging on a flag in a chopper my gunner puts mines down.....
i see an enemy spawning.....
i switch to F2 gunner and........
get teamkilled by the mines......
my gunner died as wel......

2006-10-31 07:33:17

#59

DUnlimited: got any popo lolo intersting?; +1,160|6909|cuntshitlake

cohen1976 wrote:
while hanging on a flag in a chopper my gunner puts mines down.....
i see an enemy spawning.....
i switch to F2 gunner and........
get teamkilled by the mines......
my gunner died as wel......

A VERY good advice: NEVER play on servers that have mine-tk's on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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2006-10-31 08:10:15

#60

cohen1976: Member; +14|7213

DeathUnlimited wrote:
cohen1976 wrote:
while hanging on a flag in a chopper my gunner puts mines down.....
i see an enemy spawning.....
i switch to F2 gunner and........
get teamkilled by the mines......
my gunner died as wel......
A VERY good advice: NEVER play on servers that have mine-tk's on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

friendlt fire on mines WASENT on, when u swich to another position in a vechicel or jump out on a mine the mine wil go off.

i switched to gunner while being 2 feet of the ground thats why it exploded

2006-10-31 08:57:24

#61

DUnlimited: got any popo lolo intersting?; +1,160|6909|cuntshitlake

I see..

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2006-10-31 08:59:35

#62

mikeyb118: Evil Overlord; +76|7045|S.C.

Stood on a red barrel and shot at it, was fun but was also lame.

2006-10-31 10:27:09

#63

lord_tyler_486: Member; +54|7198|Upper Franconia

Masterstyle wrote:
Claymore Claymore Claymore

2006-10-31 12:10:45

#64

bonedoc69: Member; +36|6857|Eugene, Oregon U.S.A.

Playing an entire round of IO karkand and getting killed by nothing but grenades!

2006-11-01 12:02:08

#65

Heavy_Guns_91: I hand out purple hearts like candy; +72|6849|Alberta, Canada

Lamest thing that happened to me?

Someone TK'd me for my L96A1

2006-11-01 12:09:38

#66

DirtyMexican: I knife Generals; +278|6983|Search Whore killing fields

Heavy_Guns_91 wrote:
Lamest thing that happened to me?

Someone TK'd me for my L96A1

I tk to get my kit back, If i get revived with a MG36 when I had a M95, I will kill to get it back

2006-11-02 07:31:39

#67

DUnlimited: got any popo lolo intersting?; +1,160|6909|cuntshitlake

DirtyMexican wrote:
Heavy_Guns_91 wrote:
Lamest thing that happened to me?

Someone TK'd me for my L96A1
I tk to get my kit back, If i get revived with a MG36 when I had a M95, I will kill to get it back

I won't. I will deal with the new one...

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2006-11-03 02:58:11

#68

Nikola Bathory: Karkand T-90 0wnage; +163|7232|Bulgaria

lol, this is an interesting topic, I'll keep an eye on it

>>>BF3 Central<<<

2006-11-03 08:38:13

#69

DUnlimited: got any popo lolo intersting?; +1,160|6909|cuntshitlake

Nikola Bathory wrote:
lol, this is an interesting topic, I'll keep an eye on it

yup and the best part of this topic is that it isn't a WHINING thread...

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2006-11-24 02:08:02

#70

sgt.sonner: the electric eel has got me by the brain banana; +146|6979|Denmizzark!!

deeznutz1245 wrote:
Last night I was playing on Moders wake island (good server). It was the beginning of the round and I was at South Base in the tank waiting to protect it. I was sitting still watching the commander spot things, seeing if anything was coming my way. I didnt even have a finger on the keyboard cuz I was still enjoying my mid-round cigarette. All of a sudden some fucking idiot newbie in a transport truck, with two of his idiot newbie friends came and crashed into me (i still dont know how they hit a non-moving tank). It killed them and I got team vehicle damage, three team kills and to top it off they all punished me!!!! I have NEVER tk'd anyone on purpose........until last night. I hunted them faggots down one by one and raped them Medic style. Kill-revive-kill-revive-kill-revive-kill-revive......until I was kicked. Oh well, it was worth it to me. Tell me what you think, was I to much of a dick? P.S. I made sure before I owned them I joined their squad to ruin the squad score.

No! you did great.. last night I was repairing the hind at the heli pad, when idiot newbie #1 came crashing his chopper into me.. I got tk for him, his gunner AND my gunner, and the idiot newbie #1 punished me for it.. I hunted him down untill I was kicked, created a new account called Col.vind_revenge joined and did it again.. that guy ended up with a 3-37 score.. stupid noob..

2006-11-24 02:28:57

#71

s()mtingWong: Member; +48|7139

1. Revive your friend but shock paddle dont work so your there screeming at his corpse.
2. Throw a grenade/med pack/ammo pack but it dont leave your hands then about a sec. later you see it fly thru the air.
3. Follow your squad leader either on his hook shot or zip line only to have him pull it and you falling to your death.
4. Having a teamkill cause you accidentally fell on your teamate but you could of sworn your chute opened.
5. Newbs try to kidnap you and in defense you kill them back only to get booted.

thats all i could think of.

Last edited by s()mtingWong (2006-11-24 02:30:47)

2006-11-24 11:42:37

#72

vassili: Member; +66|6969

the lamest thing on bf2 ATM is that not only version 1.41 is recording stats
but that version 1.21 ( bunny hop long distance TV rocket etc is still a life in this version) is also still connected to the stats recorders.

why is this lame ,
well you can get really high scores really easy on the old 1.21 version of bf2, its an old version.
I think only the latest version of bf2 should record stats ( yes maybe 1.4 to for like a week or 2 after release of patch 1.41)

2006-11-24 11:56:36

#73

spud924: Member; +12|6899|The Sticks, WA, USA

The lamest thing is not the game but the stupid assholes that play it

2006-11-24 19:20:14

#74

DUnlimited: got any popo lolo intersting?; +1,160|6909|cuntshitlake

spud924 wrote:
The lamest thing is not the game but the stupid assholes that play it

Like you?

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2006-11-25 03:56:35

#75

FirePhoenix: Member; +18|7085|hamilton, scotland

Kicked twice for using the nub tube.

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elite.mafia wrote:

DeathUnlimited wrote:

deeznutz1245 wrote:

cohen1976 wrote:

DeathUnlimited wrote:

cohen1976 wrote:

Masterstyle wrote:

Heavy_Guns_91 wrote:

DirtyMexican wrote:

Heavy_Guns_91 wrote:

Nikola Bathory wrote:

deeznutz1245 wrote:

spud924 wrote:

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