Religions of the world for dummies!

2006-11-01 01:59:13

#1

WilhelmSissener: Banned; +557|7158|Oslo, Norway

RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD

Taoism: Shit Happens
Hara Krishna: Shit Happens Rama Rama Ding Ding
Hinduism: This Shit Happend Before
Islam: If Shit Happens, Take A Hostage
Zen: What Is The Sound Of Shit Happening?
Buddhism: When Shit Happens, Is It Really Shit?
Confucianism: Confusious Say: "Shit Happens"
7th Day Adventist: Shit Happens On Saturdays
Protestanism: Shit Won't Happen If I Work Harder
Catholicism: If Shit Happens, I Deserve It
Jehovah's Witness: Knock Knock. "Shit Happens"
Unitarian: What Is This Shit?
Mormon: Shit Happens Again & Again & Again & Again
Judaism: Why Does This Shit Always Happen To Me?
Rastafarianism: Let's Smoke This Shit

Hope you laughed at it as much as me!

Last edited by WilhelmSissener (2006-11-01 01:59:59)

2006-11-01 02:01:10

#2

Pernicious544: Zee Tank Skank; +80|7125|MoVal So-Cal

so awsome and right +1

2006-11-01 02:05:24

#3

~Smokey~: Steve Irwin Reincarnate; +396|6963|Internetfitlerland

WilhelmSissener wrote:
RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD

Hara Krishna: Shit Happens Rama Rama Ding Ding
Islam: If Shit Happens, Take A Hostage
Buddhism: When Shit Happens, Is It Really Shit?
Jehovah's Witness: Knock Knock. "Shit Happens"

Nice mate, have a +1

2006-11-01 02:05:24

#4

BattlefieldMedic: Member; +25|7025|Sydney City, THE city.

Actually, I have almost the exact same thing on my fridge door, on a fridge magnet.

TAOISM Shit happens
BUDDHISM If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
HINDUISM This shit has happened before
ISLAM If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
CATHOLICISM Shit happens because you deserve it.
PROTESTANTISM Let shit happen to somebody else.
JUDAISM Why does shit always happen to us?

There are so many version of it... my friends got another one as well..

2006-11-01 05:11:54

#5

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|7090|NT, like Mick Dundee

BattlefieldMedic wrote:
Actually, I have almost the exact same thing on my fridge door, on a fridge magnet.

TAOISM Shit happens
BUDDHISM If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
HINDUISM This shit has happened before
ISLAM If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
CATHOLICISM Shit happens because you deserve it.
PROTESTANTISM Let shit happen to somebody else.
JUDAISM Why does shit always happen to us?

There are so many version of it... my friends got another one as well..

That's the one I've seen.

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2006-11-01 06:19:06